here to relive your darkest moments

I can see no way, I can see no way // and all of the ghouls come out to play

[cursedgreendayimages]

the next time someone asks what this country is like i’ll just send them this

[leona-florianova]

-  Velký noční hlídač / Watchman

- author of the videomaping Milan Cais 

-photography ©ČTK,  ©David Peltán, MAFRA.

[caballerodelatristefigura]

The Bloody Chamber and Other Stories, by Angela Carter

Illustrated by Igor Karash (The Folio Society)

Igor Karash won the second House of Illustration/Folio Society Illustration Award for his work on Angela Carter’s seminal retellings of fairy tales.

[chronivore]

Conophytum Wittebergense is an uncommon succulent belonging to South Africa. It belongs to the Mesembryanthemum family and is known for its small, globular shape and unique, pebble-like look. The plant has little white or pink flowers that flower in the summer.

[kactusnz]

me looking at the image: that's a creepy thing to paint on a bunch of rocks but you do you me reading the caption: what the fuck holy shit what the fuck

[flowerinaflame]

[ieattaperecorders]

Every time I see fanart of Jon panicking because he can’t See Martin anymore, all I can hear is “oh my god, roachie despawned, oh my god, oh my god.”

[gael-garcia]

It’s the Basic Ball!

A ball for the rest of the LGBT-cuties.

—A Black Lady Sketch Show 1x02

[savvy-ivvory]

That “Bitch he’s not eating he’s at work” has me flatlined

[newtgeiszler]

this sketch cured my depression i don’t have to go to therapy anymore i’m uplifted and seen and felt and heard and held

[organicclownfarm]

the guy in MAG: 102: okay so my coworker is fucking possessed & being a gross little man, and im not 100% abt this but he may or may not be fucking a bug-

gertrude and gerard, taking this shit in:

[archivistorage]

Pupil of the Eye

[marjoriegillustration]

“He’s happy I think…Does that make him evil?”

[ibuprofengirl]

jon and the undead archivists should just unionise

[madmaudlingoes]

Ask Reddit: My (234M) archivists (31M, 71F, 243M, 1,688???, etc.) have unionized

I have been in a committed eldritch apocalypse cult for the past two hundred years. I’m the the Beating Heart of the Institute and I have various archivists. It’s been going great, it’s all (arguably) consensual and everyone if having a good time. We do not live together, but we hang out at my Institute almost every day. It is not a purely apocalypse cult either. We all share an emotional connection and it’s like any other relationship but eldritch and we ended the world. Of course, as the beating heart of the institute, there are some rules. They need to call me Jonah. No kissing anyone except for me. If i tell someone to do something, they do it (within bounds of course). The punishments depend on the person, some of my archivists get shot, some sent to the north fucking pole. It all depends on what I agree on with each archivist. We have safe words too, and we stop consuming the fear of the innocent whenever anyone says one. It seems weird to vanillas but this is what we enjoy and we like to be open about it. Everything has been great. At least I thought everything was going great. I woke up a couple days ago and told one of my archivists to get me a cup of fear. He didn’t do it. I told him that I was going to punish him (public humiliation which can be easily resisted) and he said that he wouldn’t do it. Now, if one of my archivists acts like this I break it off with them so I threatened him that I would kick him out of the cult. The other archivists chimed in and said that if I kick him out, they all leave. That’s right; my archivists have unionized. They handed me a sheet of paper with a list of demands. The demands included (I’m not sharing all of them for their privacy), “Allow kissing between avatars” and “Demands are to only be followed after 8 pm”. I tried to negotiate, but they were firm in their demands. I couldn’t punish them. My hands are tied, and I have no power anymore. I told them that I would think about it for a couple days. They haven’t left me yet, they still stay overnight, but this list of demands is lingering over our cult and our apocalypse realm.

[capuletnotes]

[shore-birds]

It’s him ........ the special little boy !!!

[jam-campasta]

two sashas cause i cant decide which design i like better!! they both be cute doe!

[jam-campasta]

Oh.

[hiveswap]

"Went to the Magnus Institute earlier today to make a statement. Caught the head archivist quickly closing the Wikipedia page for Archives."

[archerdork]

the magnus archives is a comedy

[cairnsteward]

[ID: a rough black-and-white drawing with no background. on the left, Jon, with his eyes contentedly closed, lifts a nonchalant hand, saying “Okay, I spy… with my little eye…” while Martin watches from beside him, looking amusedly dubious. underneath is Jon a second later, but rendered in a style reminiscent of “brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?” with huge round eyes, saying “All” in giant capital letters. /end ID]

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[sadclowncentral]

a lot of arguments have been made about when exactly jon fell in love with martin but i know for a fact that during the prentiss attack when jon heard martin explain why he carries around a corkscrew for effective worm removal he dreamily went “wow…a man that thinks ahead” and immediately suppressed that thought so hard that he blacked out for a second which along with the CO2 exposure led directly to him asking martin if he is a ghost