Ad Astra Per Aspera @lampregistration3000 - Tumblr Blog

hey!

My name's Vintage and welcome to my blog :3

(i am not actually 96 im 29 and continuing the joke from last year)

Have some links:

ABOUT

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LINKS (mobile)

#new pinned post #i forget what all i put on my last one lmao #still under construction bc i cant remember the link i use for mobile links

worldwright

movie yapper scale (HOME movies we're not being public menaces)

0- NO talking during movie NONE. i will kill you

1- a couple comments but keep it short. no pausing

2- frequently points out little stuff ("ooh cool shirt", "are they stupid")

3- i will pause occasionally to have brief discussions about the movie

4- frequently discussing movie stuff. might talk over dialogue occasionally

5- it's just nonstop. can't enjoy the film if im not engaging with it!!

depends on who im watching with / depends on the movie

not a movie watcher

Remaining time: 1 day 22 hours

#4 #-w-;;

gruesomegf

i feel a profound sadness within me...... sex horror sex bat sex horror sex vampire sex bat horror vampire sex

desudog-deactivated20240822

🪷

There seems to be a lotus blooming in my askbox. Let's all fold our hands behind our backs maturelike and view it for a moment

beemovieerotica

please vote for tylenol to have her face on a beer can $1 for 1 vote and the donation goes to the baltimore animal rescue and care shelter

kosmogrl

#me kin id

graytaloty

A big part of being a quadruped is being able to just lie down anytime. Waiting? Loaf time. Talking to someone shorter than you? Loaf time. Falling asleep in the sun? Loaf time. Bored? Loaf it up till something interesting happens. Leg hurt? Loaf time.

habbadax

You wish you were me

habbadax

I can do it on rocks also

dad-fucker666

hello i am a man with a uterus and i LIKE HAVING ONE: stop clinging to your agab its so terfy and bioessentialist might as well not transition

hello i am a man with a uterus and i DONT LIKE IT: why do you hate body parts just because it is associated with women thats so misogynistic so many infertile women would kill for your position

I can’t complain about this to my boss but it’s so transparent to me that the supervisor of this department does not have Any idea at all about how one of our biggest processes works and has been relying on me to do all of the shit for it so I’m excited to let him flounder when i either pull back to part time or bounce. Suffer. Die by your own negligence.

#not usually this mad at someone but I hold grudges and this man tried to write me up for no call no showing a pre-approved absense #the day before my medical leave #I know what that game is and babything you will not win it against me.

memorycycle

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone