My Trash Can

lol i have no idea. i made this in the middle of school because it's not blocked :))) currently obsessed with broadway musicals, specifically Hamilton and BMC. Please check out caw-chan, szin, and mush roomie/mushie r.

[lams-and-memes]

*at store*

Alex: *grabs fabric softener*

John: You use fabric softener?

Alex: Yes? ...Do you not?

John: No, no, I use it.

*later*

Alex: *points to announcement microphone* I dare you to make an announcement.

John: You DARE me? HOW old are you?

Alex: Well are you gonna do it?

John, in microphone: *deep voice* Luke, I am your father! Come set the table for dinner!

*Alex and John laughing*

John, now in perky sales clerk voice: Alexander Hamilton to price check for fabric softener!

Store clerk: Sir, don't touch that

John, letting go of the microphone: ok-

Store clerk: Please leave.

John: okay *goes with Alex*

Alex, with a disappointed look on his face: HOW old are you?

[hamilton-a-quotes-blog]

Laurens: you know, my father once tried to shoot me when I was younger

Laurens: unfortunately, he was never a good shot

Hamilton: why unfortunately?

Laurens, dramatically: because I want to be dead

Laurens: *pulls up hoodie and starts head banging to mcr*

[lams-and-memes]

my 11 year old self pretending to be emo

[incorrecthamiltonquotess]

alex: where are my fucking keys?

eliza: alex, philip is around, can you say it a little nicer?

alex: may i ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS

[lams-and-memes]

im trying to get chat42 blocked from my school’s computers :3

[lams-and-memes]

Every Time Jim Looks At The Camera - The Office US

You guys have been requesting this for a LONG TIME, and it's taken a LONG TIME to make it, but finally here is every single time Jim 'Big Tuna' Halpert looks...

why am i even watching this

[itsboundtobetragic]

[lams-and-memes]

i love how Jim always looks at the camera like “i never wanted to be here either” 

[lams-and-memes]

I honestly hate how guys feel the need to hold a door open for me. I can open a fucking door, even if my arms are overflowing with random school shit okay? I am independent and you don’t have to anything for me 

[x-broadway-x-trash-x]

Anthony Ramos to bless you

[x-broadway-x-trash-x]

For some reason the “Which I wrote” in Washington On Your Side gives me the same energy as “and Peggy”

[lams-and-memes]

...jefferson

wyd

[lams-and-memes]

I need to borrow your milk, I'm gonna die

My friend Kailani (she drank the entire carton)

[lams-and-memes]

Henry Laurens: That's it! Get on top of the fridge!!

John, getting on top of the fridge: this house is a FUCKING N I G H T M A R E!!

[cwassontty45]

Obviously.

Alex: [crawling into a closet] I just remembered, there’s some business I have to take care of. Excuse me!

Hercules: WHAT BUSINESS COULD YOU HAVE IN A WARDROBE?!

John: It’s obvious. He’s looking for Narnia.

[ruinsmami]

how am i stressing and not giving a shit at the same time

[lams-and-memes]

school in a nutshell

[lams-and-memes]

do you ever try to write in print and your cursive kicks in

[pplumberry]

but he didn’t get to grow up

[lamsandmullettetext]

Listen to Eliza Phillip! 😂😂😂

[lams-and-memes]

“but he didn’t get to grow up”

[lamsandmullettetext]

Hercules: *who’s bad at flirting* I like your name.

Lafayette: Thanks, I got it for my birthday.

[i-used-to-wear-the-fedora]

Be More Chill Valentine’s Day Headcanons

-Michael Mell is a holiday fanatic and loves every holiday in the year except for one. Valentine’s Day

-he hates the holiday with a passion calling it a corporate candy and flower shell out and he thinks the only good thing about it is the day after when all the candy’s on sale

-Jeremy is the exact opposite, Valentine’s Day is his favorite holiday right after Halloween he loves everything about it

-he still gives out Valentine’s Cards to everyone at school and buys a box of chocolates for Michael

-they spend the holiday together as friends but Jeremy wants to spend the day with “the one”

-at first that was Christine but after they broke up a week before Valentine’s Day Jeremy is heart broken

-while Michael may hate the holiday he can’t let Jeremy spend the day moping and asks Jeremy out on a date

-Brooke and Chloe have a tradition of seeing the 50 Shades of Grey movies and laughing their asses off the whole time

-Chloe also does not care for the holiday but that’s just because of people asking about her last name every year

“The Valentine jokes stopped being funny in third grade.”

-Christine doesn’t even realize it’s Valentine’s Day until she see’s Jeremy moping

-she feels bad and buys him a few roses as an apology

-Jenna spends Valentine’s Day at home watching all her rom-com movies and invites Christine to come over and watch with her this year

-Jake is kind of bummed this year because of his lack of a date so he asks Rich to go out to eat at Sbarro’s

-via acoustic guitar song and chocolate, both of which Rich finds impossible to turn down

Also: Mr. Heere having recently started an online relationship with a woman named Heidi Hansen has decided to go on a dinner date with her tonight for the first time.

[itsactuallyfrenchyoubaldman-blog]

Jake, with a guitar: I love you, bitch.

[lams-and-memes]

Jake, still with guitar: I ain’t never gonna stop lovin u

Jake: biiiitch