Nessian sun jokes
Cassian: I'm the sun. I rise every morning to light up your day.
Nesta: you're not hot enough to be the sun.
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Nessian sun jokes
Cassian: I'm the sun. I rise every morning to light up your day.
Nesta: you're not hot enough to be the sun.
Savage Nesta
Cassian: hey beautiful!
Nesta: wish I could say the same for you
Nessian fighting
Cassian: sorry, i said the wrong thing.
Nesta: no, 537 years ago your mother gave birth to the wrong thing.
Sad Cassian
Cassian [messy hair and clothes]:
Feyre: what happened to you?
Cassian: i don't want to talk about it
Nesta: good, we don't want to hear about it.
Alphabet pick-up lines
Cassian: If i could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and I together.
Nesta: I think the alphabet should stay the way it is. With n next to o.
Nessian connections
Cassian: I think you're pretty
Nesta: thanks
Cassian: I wish there was something between us...
Nesta: me too
Cassian: really?! like what
Nesta: A wall
Prince Ali/Lord Cassie parody:
Cassian trying to impress Nesta
Feyre and Nesta [inside the house]:
[thumping music starts]
Feyre [on the balcony]: Nesta, come out and see this!
Nesta [comes onto the balcony]:
Velaris: Make way for Lord Cassie
Say hey! It's Lord Cassie
Cassian: Hey! Clear the way to my love Nesta
Hey you!
Let me through!
I’m a bright new star!
Oh Come!
Where is she, oh shoot, she’s up really high
Make way!
Here I come!
Ring bells! Bang the drums!
Oh, you're gonna love this guys!
Lord Cassie
Don't you worry
Your wings are still larger
Genuflect, show some respect
Down on one knee!
Now, try your best to stay calm
Cause I can be a real charm
So come and meet the spectacular Lord Cassie
Lord Cassie!
Mighty is he!
Go to the barber
Strong as ten regular men, definitely!
Rhysand: He fought in dangerous wars
Mor: A hundred bad guys with swords
Rhysand: Who sent those goons to their lords?
Mor & Rhysand: Why, Lord Cassie!
Velaris: He’s tried seventy-five times with Nesta
Rhysand: Doesn’t he look lovely Nesta
Velaris: Stupid comments
He's got fifty-three
Mor: Fabulous Cassie I love them all
Velaris: When it comes to big library-type monsters
Has he got issues
I'm telling you, he will eat all of your gravy
Cassian: Lord Cassie! Where is Nesty, She is my partner
That physique! How can’t she see
Look more closely
Well, come and look at my hair
Adjust your sight and please stare
To gawk and grovel and stare at Lord Cassie!
Velaris: He's got ninety-five packets of gravy
Rhysand, Mor & Azriel: (He's got the gravy, let's see the gravy)
Velaris: And to eat them he charges a fee
Rhysand, Mor & Azriel: (He's generous, so generous)
Velaris: He eats it with chips that are wavy
Rhysand, Mor & Azriel: Sometimes they are thin
Velaris: They bow to his whim love serving him
They're just lousy with loyalty to Cassie! Lord Cassie!
Lord Cassie!
Good-looking he! He’d make a good father
Cassian: I know Nesta’s a great sight lovely to see
Rhysand: And that Velaris is why, he got rejected and cried
Velaris: With sixty females, including Mor
Always flirting and trying
with Nesta and more
With his forty waiters, his cooks, his bakers
His bats that come right on key
Make way for Lord Cassie!
Inner Circle
Rhysand: Where's Cassian?
Feyre: Doing stuff
Rhysand: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Azriel?
Feyre: Trying to stop Cassian from doing the stuff.
Rhysand: What? Then where's Mor?
Feyre: Trying to stop Azriel from stopping Cassian from doing the stuff.
Rhysand: And what are you doing?
Feyre: Stopping you from stopping Mor from stopping Azriel from stopping Cassian from doing the stuff.
Inner circle
Feyre first seeing Amren
Amren *sleeping*
Feyre: How ever did you manage to kill it?
Rhysand: Kill it? Oldest friend she is.
Feyre: I’m so sorry I didn’t mea-
Rhysand: Ah don’t worry yourself, you’re not alone. A seriously misunderstood creature Amren is. The eyes I reckon, they unnerve some folk.
Cassian *making pincers gesture and clicking sound*: Not to mention the pincers.
Rhysand: Yeah, and that too.
Manorian
Manon [walks by and smirks at Dorian]
Chaol: lovely!
Dorian: All she wants to do is kiss me.
Dorian [leans close to show Chaol his lips]: My lips are getting chapped, look.
Chaol [leaning away]: I’ll take your word for it.
At Feyre’s art store
Cassian [holds up an artwork]: How much for this?
Feyre: 5 dollars.
Cassian: How much for me?
Feyre: 5 dollars.
Cassian: But I’m your friend!
Feyre: 10 dollars.
Rowaelin children
Rowan: your children set Lorcan’s shirt on fire last night.
Aelin [very proud]: Did you really? How’d it go?
Rowan [nudges and smacks Aelin]
Aelin: I mean... that was very wrong indeed guys, very wrong of you.
Angry Rhysand
Rhysand [in an angry tone to Cassian]: Where have you been?
Rhysand [in a happy tone]: Feyre, how wonderful to see you dear.
Rhysand [in an angry tone to Cassian]: Bed empty, no note, weapons gone, you could have died.
Rhysand [in a happy tone]: Ofcourse, I don’t blame you Feyre dear.
Rowaelin
Aelin *love struck staring at Rowan*
Lysandra *clicks in Aelin’s face*: Hey
Aelin *comes back to reality*
Lysandra: He’s only interested in you because he thinks you’re the chosen one
Aelin: But I am the chosen one
Lysandra *smacks Aelin on the head*
Aelin: Okay sorry. I’m kidding.
Bat Boys at the Summer Court
Tarquin: why is it when something happens, it is always you three
Rhysand:
Cassian:
Azriel: believe me Tarquin, I've been asking myself the same question for six years