a sunny afternoon

late 20s, she/her here. there. everyfuckingwhere.

[probuccalfat]

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

[tlirsgender]

As a principled feminist I'm often tempted to say shit like "are men capable of higher thought" but then I have to remember not to perpetuate gender essentialism and change it to "why do men choose not to think about anything"

[64mpg]

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die

[sergle]

u good?

girl obviously not

[unalivejournal]

You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me

[catsuggest]

[peach-pot]

maybe I like talking about the weather okay…… it’s not awkward to me. we’ve both been outside today and the sun and clouds were there too, let’s discuss.

[girlikeahole]

morning/night person is a false dichotomy because its impossible to have any energy at any point of the day

[uwontrememberme]

everything will probably be fine but i have to get really anxious just in case

[enoughtohold]

alternate narrative: it’s actually fine if someone found me a little weird or even off-putting. i am a little weird and it’s no big deal

[alicent-florent]

Julia Louis-Dreyfus — Settles Your Petty Disputes by Vanity Fair

[countingonaverymerrychristmas]

Hot take but I think abled people shouldn't be allowed to decide what a disabled person needs and what are reasonable accommodations

[draconym]

Getting dumped really puts children's cartoon villains into perspective. Like dude you're SO right, love and caring ARE disgusting and we SHOULD cast a spell to drain all human emotion into your amulet.

[draconym]

Friend breakups are how you get lines like "Your friends? You think your friends are coming to save you? Don't make me laugh."

[bebemoon]

"can our ai assistant help you?" "give our ai mode a try !" "our ai assistant is your new best friend !"

[ot3]

hash browns have powerful restorative properties

[moniquill]

You will find that this is an inherent property of the mighty potato.

[valenalentine]

[firstprinced]

sometimes, for the greater good, you just gotta be a raging hater (with a friend) (in a private convo)

[blue]

Sylvia Plath Letter to her mother 24 February 1956