So About That Instagram Thing...
I asked my gay-ass Korean oppa about it and Kevin had this to say: "Well some ARMY is like 'I really wanna kidnap Jimin, can I' and Jungkook says 'sure", like, 'give it your best shot' but maybe less threatening and more jokingly." I asked Kev to explain further in Middle American White Girl language and he said "Look, this is sassy gay possibly buzzed black belt Jungkook trying to be cute and funny but also letting you know that in no way is that ever happening. See any airport photo for illustrative purposes."
SO I DID
And well, yes, it does look like we have at minimum TWO black belts, not counting the WHOLE ASS SECURITY TEAM but the point was, was Koo serious, and Kev's answer was "NO. FOR FUCK'S SAKE, Jaya-ah. Are you, like, TEN YEARS OLD?"
I MEAN, MAYBE? It's been a long couple of weeks okay GET OFF ME KEVIN DAMN. So I double down on the crazytown and I go "but insert delusional thought processes here tho" and he goes, and I quote:
"That's precisely the problem, isn't it? These virgins and children and conspiracy wackjobs don't listen to Jungkook all the times he says outright that he loves Jimin. They don't listen to Jimin all the times he says that he loves Jungkook. They pay no attention to the things they're shown. They don't listen to Taehyung when he tells them to step off. They didn't even listen to Jungkook's mother when she addressed Jimin like she would her own son, and said that she loved him. So WHY ON EARTH would you think they were capable of understanding humor?"
So I allowed as how if Jungkook wasn't really really joking then maybe I actually have a shot at the whole I'd Like To Borrow Your Jimin One Time Real Quick thing and Kev sent me this picture
And said, with no trace of irony or sarcasm, "I'd really like to see anyone, ever, try it." WELL OKAY THEN.














