obsessed with that gay bitch mu qing @lanchang - Tumblr Blog

vortex faq below the cut but first!! here is a book 2 era mulian oneshot i wrote :3

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cherrypikkins

Time to clean the blorbo! Pick an action

gently run a lintroller over them

steam clean

handwash only

machine wash hot, longest cycle

use a power washer

sandblast them

let them stay filthy

other

Voting ended onJun 3

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#xie lian in the machine he can take it #feng xin can get steamed maybe it will help his furrowed brow #mu qing..... i think i will lint roll

also i so so sorry i disappeared.... i thought "what's the harm in playing the sims for one day?" and then i woke up a week later and now im um leaving da country.... whoopsies...

#and then i got so stressed but it okay now i have begun the very first leg of my journey and everything is fiiiiine #textp

mqfx

and in his post reincarnation travels he comes across mu qing and there's a certain familiarity... an echo of significance... but crucially mq is just not right. he might be a diminished version of what hua cheng Really wants, but maybe close enough to follow around? (especially if mu qing seems to also be missing someone important (or some important people, plural). i imagine fx could be the type to "don't go where i can't follow" it with xl depending on how close everyone was at the time of dissipation) anyway torment nexus for everyone

GUARDS!!!!! arrest this interloper and send them to @lanchang 's kennels right meow!! for HURTING MY FEELINGS‼️‼️‼️‼️

lanchang

YAR HAR THE SWIRL OF THE VORTEX IS EVER EXPANDING 💯

#YOOOOOOOOOP X2!!!#no fr the whole ghosts and lingering and reincarnating OR not reincarnating and leaving forever is lowkey crazyyyy #i do think xl would probably choose to not incarnate he's probs done with all that #but mq.... ooooohohoho....#delectable... much to think about for the vortex entended universe....#ask

cuunos

there's a few ships where i firmly believe they wouldn't be a cute domestic couple but i do think that they'd probably be thinking of each other in their last moments going "hey was that gay?"

cuunos

they would not make each other coffee in the morning, but they would one hundred percent spend the rest of their short sad lives having wet dreams about each other where they wake up and go "that was weird as fuck" and then move on immediately

#........

jemkha

Stranger you know everything about

#WAAAAAAAH!!!!!#tgcf #mulian

mousehole5000

xie lian voice: i hate inviting other immortals over to my monastery they all point at me and shout go trash boy go trash boy go

imagine you're 16 years old and you have a huge crush on this celebrity that you use as a coping mechanism to get through high school and your shitty home life. then your celebrity crush openly protests against the corrupt government which causes him to get canceled on Twitter and his old boy band kicks him out and his parents get assassinated. then one day you go to the bar and he's there getting blackout drunk and starting fights with people so you follow him around to make sure he doesn't die but then he almost gets hit by a bus so you push him out of the way and get hit by the bus instead. when you wake up in the hospital no one knows where he is but you miraculously have a full scholarship to law school. 30 years pass and you become very successful lawyer. you get a case representing a garbage man who uncovered key evidence in an unsolved murder from 30 years ago. you go to meet with your new client for the first time. it's your old celebrity crush.

that's what happened to hua cheng

#this tickles me #tgcf

irisevanz

Can’t stop drawing hot buff Xie Lian, calling this my Hua Cheng era

#tgcf

red-garden

Every modern AU that depicts Hua Cheng as like a mafia type with tailored suits and shit is lying to you. That man is a femme queen wearing antique designer dresses and 10 pounds of jewelry. He’s not cool or aloof or butch, he tattooed his crush’s name on his arm and named himself flower.

He literally looks like this. What’s not clicking.

#tgcf

absolutesilly

i love feng xin because so many other men would be like “haha YES of course i am the big dick god!!!! YEAHHH this ROCKS!!!” meanwhile he’s like “noooooo ☹️ please don’t talk about my big dick ☹️ PLEASE don’t even bring it up ☹️ PLEASE DONT TALK ABOUT MY HUGE DICK ☹️ PLEASE”

#tgcf

average-hua-cheng-fan

love the parts where xie lian thinks some shit like "some people havent been swept up in a windstorm before 🙄🙄" or "glad i didnt splat into a pancake again lol" or "ive spent months drifting on the open sea before, it's not so bad" or "i usually fall straight down the sides of mountains" hes truly been through everything. the character ever

#tgcf

kariidraws

[ID: TGCF fanart of Hua Cheng and Xie Lian. First, Hua Cheng looks forward with his right eye closed; overlaid is the glowing gold outline of his saber E'ming, whose eye is positioned directly over his eyelid. Second, Xie Lian looks forward with a somber expression; overlaid is the glowing gold outline of the sword Fangxin cutting his face in half, while the outlines of a cry-smiling mask and his cursed shackle also float over his face and neck. End ID]

Described by @nebulations💕

#tgcf