what's this, the lamp store?

30s | she/her | unfashionably late to everything

[citizen-saint]

anywhere can be the trenches with the right mindset

[robtownsend]

iconic turn moments ⇾ wine mom anna strong

[boygirlwizard]

my oc (do not steal) and just some guy she keeps around idk

[thefighting74]

Just finished The Terror, what a phenomenal show

[garfbin]

Cunk on the Reaper War

PC: (voiceover) For millenia, the galaxy has considered the Prothean Empire to be the peak of civilization. However, as they did not develop Belgian techno duo Techtronica's 1989 hit "Pump Up the Jam," this seems dubious.

(The entirety of the music video for "Pump up the Jam" plays uninterrupted)

PC: (voiceover) Commander Shepard has been unifying leader in the war effort, despite not receiving any promotion over the past three years. I spoke with one of the many men who has been relying on her underpaid labor to boost their own success.

(Interview room)

PC: So Mr. Victus, you're a primarch.

AV: that is correct.

PC: Can I return this sweater with you?

AV: I'm sorry?

PC: I tried at the location on the Citadel, but they said I couldn't get a full refund anymore. Just store credit.

AV: … when did you buy it?

PC: last August.

AV: why didn't you return it before now?

PC: Dunno. Busy.

AV: I guess I'll see what I can do.

[bobdylanyaoi]

behind a drum set is an underrated place for a cuck chair

[guerrillatech]

[lemoncat101]

[1776lover]

more badass than her husband

[thekenobee]

TURN + Text Post (Part 8)

[stevieroqers]

GEORGE LUZ and JOE TOYE in ↳ Band of Brothers (2001)

[greatergirlfriend]

never forget what's really important: approval from pervert women on the internet

[rano-dano]

[zeitghost]

mastering ancient breathing techniques in the mountains of china to control my heart rate finely enough to jam out a sick tune on the hospital’s heart monitor

[zeitghost]

The doctors figure out after the sixth beep that I’m trying to play Wonderwall and they unplug my life support

[not-creaits]

Henry vs Erik

[escuerzoresucitado]

being escorted out of town

[gameraboy]

The Gibson family has taken thousands of striking shipwreck photos, from the late 1870’s through the 1970s. See more of these amazing photos here.

[northirish]

All mutuals who understand my grand vision shall be entombed with me within my mausoleum if I ever happen to die