I used to be a girl. I still am, but I used to too

Mandy | she/her | at least 30 | undeniably tired

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[baphcomet]

[shubbabang]

its not funny but i do think about it a lot

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

This made me think about this panel from Calvin and Hobbes:

But unlike the adult in this strip, Calvin’s dad actually APOLOGIZED for yelling at him when he saw how guilty his kid was:

[digatisdi-deactivated20140324]

[perks-of-being-chinese]

ikilledalaska:

nochte:

WHAT IS THIS

what in the devil’s name…

these mannequins gave me nightmares as a kid holy fuck

[sinti-wolf]

aperturelaboratories

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[dragongirlsweetie]

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

[aceynk]

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

[kunosoura]

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

[puparachne]

[uss0]

i highly recommend finding yourself a clingy (healthy) lovey dovey partner who's always super excited about you. life is too short to spend it with someone who acts like showing love is a chore.

[pocket-deer-belly]

"the trans label isn't a shield against criticism!" yeah no it really isn't. sometimes i wish it was. sometimes i wish someone found out that the person they're being baited into hating is transfem and it makes them go "oh, wait, i might be being lied to and i might have biases that they're trying to take advantage of that i need to work on"

[pocket-deer-belly]

i came out as trans and a terf pizzagater started posting about me on kiwifarms

[chickenfarmersan]

[yougottabeniceforwhat]

[desiccantdonoteat]

[needlepointcursewords]

[notsoterriblymisanthropic]

the one addition that truly makes this clip even more powerful is knowing that Mr Sterling is this guy:

I am in awe trying to imagine the sheer levels of non sequiturs they would be able to produce together.

[gunsandfireandshit]

[arerab]

[winonaparadise]

Trying to fuck a girl with alters starting every text with to whom it may concern

[1percentcharge]

two of my coworkers are also roommates which is crazy like haven’t you had enough of each other

[1percentcharge]

Ok so yeah they genuinely hate each other

[lyouve]

Books are so cool because there are no fucking ads in them

[birdingbutch]

babygirl I'm avoiding things that I don't even know about

[wherelibertydwells]

[shithowdy]

today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon

[shithowdy]

loon :)

[shithowdy]

i painted my loon :)