Life's Tough. Get a helmet.

[thememedaddy]

[dreamilypurpleoutcast]

[sew-birb]

This is a problem the writers of the Simpsons have had to deal with - the Simpsons are late 80s, early 90s poor. They have two clunker cars, they live in a house that's old-fashioned and has crappy furniture because they can't afford to redecorate. Their TV is ancient. Their neighbors have visibly better stuff than they do, and when they shop they have to buy the bargain brands.

But their lifestyle now seems wildly out of reach to most modern kids! They have two cars! A big three bedroom house! Only one of the parents has to work! They have 3 whole children who they can afford to feed and clothe on a single income! It's an impossible dream life for most people today.

[fuzzynecromancer]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[wackom]

Bothering the beast

[ngatwa]

DOCTOR WHO Wild Blue Yonder / The Church on Ruby Road

[blathersoup]

ncuti doctor is so slut. no trousers and nobody mentions it cos it is on brand. gives a good speech then tells everyone to get the fuck out. no major changes to the TARDIS but adds a jukebox. dominates the dancefloor. meets his next companion at the club. babygirl.

[softestaries]

Ncuti rly just rocked up trouserless, played a high-stakes game of catch, told his younger self to get some fucking therapy, cloned the Tardis (HELLO?), and left to go clubbing. Iconic behaviour. No notes.

[incorrectquotesconaisseur]

ATE. AND. LEFT. NO. CRUMBS.

[tardxsblues]

We've run out of time. If there was anything else I could do... but there's only one thing left. Well, then, do it. Hurry up and do it! What are you waiting for?

[panteneprovcommercial]

oh no cigarettes for me thanks i just wanted to be in this dank alleyway with you

[hezenkoss]

i refuse to join more social media websites. if all the ones i’m on die, i hope i can recover my teenage self’s ability to read a book a day instead

[wvterways]

source

[sarahseeandersen]

(Oops I accidentally shared this a day early on Tumblr, sorry!! Will be posted across other platforms tomorrow)

[el-lugar-bueno]

Meme news: The Brazilian actress Renata Sorrah came out as bisexual at the age of 76

That's her, btw

She's an icon and also very talented. We Stan.

[a-really-hot-caterpillar]

THE MATH LADY IS BISEXUAL

[queercoded-disney-villain]

When you’re trying to figure out which gender you like

[academicgangster]

[memewhore]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

FAIL! Dumbass thinks refried beans is her wet food, doesnt understand concept of dip

[guerrillatech]

Help save mature forests in the US

[unexpectedgeese]

The Climate Forests campaign works to protect mature and old-growth trees and forests from logging across America's public lands as a corner

Here’s the link for my followers! It’s super easy— all it needs is your name and an email address.

[stuft]

just because it's tumblr--this is indeed for 2023, he only said July 20th