If it pleases the court (TUA fandom), I would like to present evidence in the case of: Luther becomes a stripper in season four.
Exhibit A was innocuous in and of itself. Filming was locked down tight, as we are all painfully aware (God, please Steve, a crumb, we're starving), but I did have a few nights of fevered stalking and came across this casting call:
Okay, cool. Could be anything. Interesting, but nothing telling.
Then came the Exhibit B: the promo photos! And, of course, their accompanying emojis:
We all seemed to agree that these emojis were season tidbits. Luther season one: The moon, baby. Season two: bare knuckle brawling under the name King Kong. Season three: married. Season four:....uh? Disco era?
No, no, my dearest of friends. I suggest that dancing is less Boogie Nights and much more Thunder Down Under.
Finally, Exhibit C: the teaser trailer, really solidified it for me.
First, we have the spacesuit, which is likely supposed to make us think he's literally going back into space. But behold! That helmet has no actual glass:
Not ideal in the unforgiving vacuum of space.
Seeing this, I was sure Luther was gracing us with at least one tearaway this season. My only hope was that they would call him Space Boy.
So, there you have it. I submit to the court that Number One "Luther" Hargreeves has fully and joyfully embraced his new bod. And for a $20 lap dance, so can you.
Bonus! The himbo twins look like they're going undercover together and Diego ends up shirtless, wearing only cuffs:
Which, of course, brings to mind Exhibit A: casting call for a Chippendale-type. Kinda like:
Diego: I don't have a suit.
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