Without The Dark We Could Never See The Stars

EVERYONE IS WELCOME/Elliot/ he-him/ team Emmett not that anyone asked/ requests for headcannons open/ submit twilight related stuff or cute things/moodboard/ no TERFS/ no nazis/ no hate

[thottie-king-embry]

The long-awaited sequel

[bellaauroraswan]

If you were a vampire, what would you spend eternity doing? I would spend eternity as a college student. Imagine taking classes just for learning? You wouldn’t have to stress about finals or actually getting good grades because when you’re a vampire, there’s always time for that later. I could just learn for the sake of learning without any of the normal stresses of college life

[eyehairs-blog]

Okay okay I’ve actually given this a lot of thought

Spend the first decade or so “sleeping” at the bottom of the ocean

Find and name all the oceanic species

Clean up all the garbage patches (like make one great big Atlantic Bonfire idk)

Figure out what the fuck is up with the Bermuda Triangle

Clean up Mt Everest

Bring down all the bodies to give back to their families

And then I’m gonna hit the cold cases

Depending on my powers I could probably just Fuck Up some pedos and murderers

Find a bunch of milk carton kids that are still missing

Break up the human trafficking rings

And then I’m gonna hunt down the trillionaires that are poisoning the world

Oil execs? Mysteriously suffer from heart attacks in their sleep (I smothered them with their billion-count pillows)

Jeff Bezos? Jet ski accident. I own the sea motherfucker

All the newly elected women in congress get fruit baskets from yours truly at some point

Trump will wake up in a concentration camp of his own making, surrounded by the parents of the children he caged

All camps will be shut down once they’ve had their fill of kicking Trump’s dumb combover off his head

I’ll personally replace all imprisoned non-violent offenders with Trump cronies

And idk maybe then I’ll settle down for a little while with a vamp gf or two who knows

Anything could happen

[bellaauroraswan]

[breakingisabella]

it’s come to my attention that some people in the twilight community are abandoning their blogs and i just wanted to assure you that this blog is coming with me to my grave and i’m in this for the long haul

[cullenedward]

me to twilight: you are my life now

[dateagirl-suggestions]

Okay imagine. Twilight but instead of Bella, Edward, and Jacob, it’s their dads with the love triangle.

Ymsjfnskdjen

[thevolturidiaries]

what’s funnier: the idea that the entire volturi got on a plane and flew to America solely to fuck up the Cullen’s, or that they swam

[anarcho-vampirism]

they took a cruise, that’s why it took them month to get there

[shinyvampireass]

#they spent it salsa dancing and playing shuffleboard

[jesusflavorededhentai]

It’s 3AM and I just remembered this fanfic where Aro told Bella that if she becomes a vampire when she’s a virgin then she’ll have a super hymen forever. And of course he offers to break her hymen first because he is a nice guy *tips fedora* 

[lapushbabyeffervescent]

Someone please throw some lemon juice in my eyes cause what the actual fuck

[tinyjanevolturi]

#charlie is a mood tbh

[ree-duh]

Edward: so now that I’m marrying Bella I’m finally going to be able to enjoy a night with her but I’m a little confused on what to do :/

Emmett who’s had a presentation prepared since the 1940s:

[lapushbabyeffervescent]

When Edward calls bella spider monkey im just so...uncomfortable cause what....what even is that petname....

[breakingisabella]

carlisle:

esme:

edward:

bella:

rosalie:

emmett:

alice:

jasper:

[jazzs-side-hoe]

Twilight characters as Santa Clarita Diet snapshots. YAS MY TWO FAVORITE SHOWS

[fiddlesolo]

phoenix was not alice’s finest hour

[jazzs-side-hoe]

Did you mean? JASPER HALE

[fiddlesolo]

no i absolutely did not

[emmettmccartycullen]

Did resume have an awkward middle school phase where she dressed in all black and wore *edgy* makeup with thick black eye liner does Edward take her shopping at Hot Topic

[bellavussy]

Edward and nessie can match and be the true emo father-daughter pair

[cullen-collective]

He even lets her do his eyeliner.

[bellavussy]

alice can help teach them how to make the makeup look cool and emo

[rosedenali]

can u guys pls reply/reblog to this w ur twilight blogs so i can follow u back ??

[rosaalee]

myself

[cullenedward]

*flashes eyelashes* i’m a disaster twilight whore bite me please

[rosedenali]

[lapushbabyeffervescent]

I hope Charlie asked to become a vampire and edward’s just like “OH YOU TOO?!” And he just becomes as dramatic as his daughter but like come on he could be a police officer forever and he doesn’t want to be left out of his family who will go on living for more than him

[bellasredchevy]

at some point edward buys bella a vacation home built into the remote canyons of arizona so that they can finally experience the midwest sun that she loves so much together

[cozycullens]

headcanon: after bella confesses to edward that she didn’t listen to music after he left her, edward immediately pulls her to the piano to play her lullaby, making sure the very first song she hears after months of silence is a testament of his love for her

[ichangeintothemule]

edward fighting off volturi in bd