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wow I haven't been on this blog in months but I gained like 50 followers lmao

I should post a collective haul of all the shit I've lifted over the last few months.

imjihlitmoe-deactivated20170829

yo women be horny as hell and you wouldn’t even know it

you could be chillin with a girl, start fuckin with her, touchin, kissin, all that good shit right? then you slide your hand in the pants to rub the clit and the pussy wetter than hurricane harbor at six flags. you all surprised and she tell you it’s been like that since she got to your house.

flabbergasted

#me lmao

hey yall

im wasted af and i remembered about my lifting blog and i wanted to let u guys know I'm ok. i am trying to recover from a drinking problem and i almost made it 4 weeks but tonight I had a slip but i will likely be going to AA meetings soon so wish me luck. I dk when i will be active on this blog again but hopefully soon. I have lifts once since I took a break from my blog and something i was lifting fell out of my bag and another customer looked at me when it happened so i am probably taking a break. she didn't actually see it in my bag, she just heard it fall out the ground and looked at me so idk if she knew I was lifting but nevertheless I'm taking a break. Better safe than sorry. Anyway love yall hope you guise find like a really cool I tagged expensive thingy

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VS panties and makeup

i don’t have a magnet so I can’t lift bras yet but here’s what i’ve learned from VS.

Imo vs is an easy store, they hire teen-college SA’s, they barely count in the dressing rooms (1 time in probably 50 trips bc i think she was the manager), they have so many blind spots. Even though I see a lot of blind spots, i personally never conceal on the floor. Too many customers around for me to feel 100% chill.

Step 1: get a ton of panties and bras around 2 panties for every one i plan to lift. I always make sure to bring some bright colors (hot pink, neon yellow/orange). These will come in hand later.

Step 2: get a bag, don’t ask for one tho. either they just come up to you and offer or you grab one off the holder thingies. Don’t ask because u might be memorable.

Step 3: put all your panties/bras/clothes in and keep browsing. Keep browsing as u make ur way over to the makeup section and begin to look through makeup and perfumes. Just start to pull some into the bag, don’t shovel too much in the bag at a time just grab a few pieces and continue walking around and just put them in your bag like ur tired of carrying them. The bright underwear u got earlier will hide ur bright ass lipstick u just got

Step 4: when u see the dressing room is full-ish (3+ people in line) get in line. SA’s just want to get customers in and out at this point so they’ll probs shuffle you in, ask some basic questions and leave u alone.

Step 5: go crazy!! Put the panties u want in ur bag but make sure u leave the neon ones so that the SA’s dont suspect (it’s weird to see a lady with a neon pink panty suddenly not have one). When you’re done just leave a few bra’s/panties because lets be real, no one love every single thing they’ve picked out.

Step 6: at this point just walk around some more, check your phone, look astonished and seek out an SA to hand your bag to. Say “sorry could i leave this with you I just realized i need to get to lunch/dinner/a date/my mom/my friend” and they’re super nice about it and they will be like “thanks for no leaving this bag around :)”

Step 7: look at your phone, pretend to text, pretend to call, and just leave. U done, u got panties n lipstick. nice. u done. the end. great. bye. this tutorial is over. adios.

#tips #vs

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big mall haul!!

PACSUN: -brandy melville NYU shirt, $27 -brandy melville bralette, $20 -brandy melville tie dye shirt, $22 -brandy melville black tattoo choker, $8 -choker and necklace set, $11 AMERICAN EAGLE OUTFITTERS: -AEO soft and sexy striped tee (sale), $20 -AEO soft and sexy gray cactus tee (sale), $20

FRANCESCA’S: -funny card book, $9.85 -really cute sunglasses (seriously im in love), $14

FOREVER 21 -4 piece necklace set, $5.90 -silver layer necklace, $4.90 (i tangled it trying to open it when i got home lol)

LUSH -silky underwear dusting powder, $7.95 -bubblegum lip scrub, $9.95 [and i bought two bath bombs, one for me and one for my bro haha i won’t add them to my total since i paid for them tho :)]

SEPHORA -green tea mask, $5 -pearl mask, $5 -moondust eyeshadow in cosmic, $20 -naked urban decay basics double ended brush, $20 -marc jacobs dot rollerball, $24

TOTAL: $254.55 !

i had a little mishap in sephora although the SA only saw me holding a foundation i didn’t even really want to lift that bad at all but she customer serviced me to death (“can i hold that for you?!?! let me hold that for you!?!?!!”) so i just made up some bs about not getting it and she went back to her business so i left. overall pretty great haul, i love brandy and am so happy i can get it really damn easily from pacsun!! also excited to try the face masks and the silky underwear :D

laramielifts

Ok so sorry if this is obvious but I don’t have experience with tags. How can you tell ordinary gator tags from ink gator tags? Will they be marked?

lillypulifter-deactivated201511

Yes the ink tags say caution on them in big letters! Go to http://lillypulifter.tumblr.com/tagged/tags

#thanks #tips

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lillypulifter-deactivated201511

Any tips on Zumiez? Like any info on the dressing rooms? Or if you don't does anyone else? Thank you in advance :)

I don’t really lift at zumiez but can anyone else help this anon?

captainlifter-deactivated202303

zumiez SA’s tend to be really chill and stay behind the counter mostly. Not many cameras and mine had gator tags but that’s it. You have to get someone to unlock a fitting room but they usually don’t count but even if they do it’s pretty easy to conceal on the floor and detag once you’re in the fitting room. Hope I helped!

#tips #zumiez

cunicular

Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt

You are NOT supposed to bleed

If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication.

This is all a MYTH perpetrated by men so they don’t have to make sure you are comfortable and sufficiently aroused enough before you have sex with them. It is an excuse to disregard and hurt you.

I just really want women to know this.

freak-priest

Also a lot of dick people don’t actually know this either so spread the word to the penis-owning people who follow me that no the first time is not supposed to hurt for the vagina people.

#I don't think people perpetuate this myth with malicious intent #but yeah

lucylifter-blog-blog

sephora & bath and body works haul

mac eye shadow x 15: warm neutral - 85 too faced cocoa contour - 50 too faced chocolate bar palette - 59 elizabeth & james nirvana black - 26 instant brow pencil - 26 sephora nano lip liner - 8.2/ea essie polish (from london drugs) - 8.5 mini candle - 4.5/ea room perfume - 5.5 medium candle - 12.5 pocket hand sanitizers - 1.75/ea

grand total: 315.85

hhunteas

Todays haul from the mall! (:

VS x4 underwear Total: $62.00

Aeropostale Total: Perfume: $19.50

BBW: Pink Lemonade Fizz Cooling lotion: $14.50

x4 body wash: $12.50 (ik the other three arent in here its because i lifted it for my sister and another lifting friend but they went on and took it already)

Total: $64.50

Wetseal Total: Another pair of these shorts: $24.99

Sephora (ik its not this pic it’s because len took it ahead of time since we didn’t go over to my house after. So idk if len will post her stuff) Mia Clar. Brush: $27.00

Beauty Blending sponge: $12.00

Total: $39.00

GRAND TOTAL: $210.98

toburnwithyou

VS/Pink Clothes Tips

Okay so I honestly don’t know how I started doing this and got away with it cuz I was so sloppy but here is how I used to lift clothes from VS without going in the dressing room or detagging (but better obviously because I was stupid about it)

•Gravitate towards the shelf displays in the middle of the store, not the hangers. Empty hangers would be sus and most of the clothes on hangers have tags.

•The piles of plain shirts and leggings are randomly tagged, or at least at my store they are. Yoga pants and yoga leggings are all tagged. Regular leggings are folded in displays.

•I would just rummage through the drawers and pretend I’m trying to find my size or color, meanwhile I’m rolling an item up into the smallest roll I can with one hand, moving stuff with the other. For leggings, do this from the ankle up and make sure it’s really tight. Then, with the rolled up item in my hand, I quickly close the drawer I’m looking in and open the one below it or two down, and while I’m opening it my hand passes over my bag and I drop the item in.

•By rolling it up, it’s easy to find tags because the item has to be completely flat so the tags won’t roll properly. Double check by just pretending you’re holding it up to look at it if you’re nervous. Holding it up also helps if the item is folded and you need to unfold it to roll (leggings need to be unfolded). I’ve never heard of VS using soft tags but if you can nonchalantly rip a tag in half then it’s better to be safe than sorry.

•Rolling it up also makes it easier to just drop into your bag since it’s not loose fabric and you won’t have to stuff it in.

•A lot of the time those types of displays are in the corner by the hanging clothes, sometimes it’s easier to just turn around with your back to the camera and just pretend you’re looking through the clothes on the hanger really closely and drop the item from there. That works with the perfumes, phone cases, and socks as well.

I hope this helps, I have a lot of lifted leggings and shirts from VS and like 20 pairs of socks that never even saw the dressing room

#tips #vs #pink

joshhh1

I wish people followed me for my blog not my massive dick.

youngwildamerican

assneck

how much did jude law pay for that article

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