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mature content warnings on text posts of nothing but letters on a screen. . . remember when you were allowed to post like an adult and not be shamed or silenced for it

furryprovocateur

there is no acceptable explanation for this post being given a mature content warning outside of saying that you are an adult baby on the cyber nanny website!

punkrock-bottom

They hate me for being a horny pervert but I have warriors defending my honour across the globe

inbabylontheywept

i am banned from eating my herring inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there. but it was raining today which was preventing my breakfast, so i was feeling sad and hungry and then i realized that there was a large cardboard box in the dumpster from a previous delivery. like a fridge sized box. so i fished it out of the dumpster, then tipped it on its side and had a nice little cardboard cave to watch the rain and eat my fish in. which was a great experience. very soothing. very zen. at least until the security guard from the day before stepped outside to smoke. then i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work. instead he saw a sort of damp sniveling pale hairless creature eating fish in a box, and delivered the verbal killshot of "good morning, mr. smeagol." which is how my day was ruined before 8 am.

sonny-kiddo

some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo !

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G I N T E N S E W O R D S L I K E T H I S

perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle !

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile.

mahogany

*sweats nervously*

same.

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

pixelartpeach

dumbpuppyfag

this site loves queer people as long as they aren't actually people. as long as you're funny, unproblematic, sexually modest, monogamous and white (that is, marketable) they fucking love queerness. the moment your queer identity involves sex, politics or anything other than enamel pins and gifsets you can go to hell. sorry homos, we got ads to sell. start talking about drag race or fuck off.

dumbpuppyfag

this is all rainbow capitalism ever was, a parasitic force that colonised our culture and terraformed it into a sales demographic. i can't stop thinking about our history, all the people who lived and died in the closet, all the political actors who saw aids as a neat solution to a societal inconvenience, all this blood that got spilled just so some cunt in a marketing department could airbrush it out and sell us for straight consumption. have weird sex, show up to pride in bondage gear, get political, be a loud annoying sjw about everything, assimilation got us about ten years of being halfway socially acceptable in a few countries and that's over so please can we just be faggots again PLEASE

edgar-allan-possum

I can't believe it's this late on Thanksgiving and I haven't seen Peter Parker had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.

edgar-allan-possum

Gotta do everything myself around here.

dogpuppy

unfathomablylargekiwi

I used to think I was manipulative bc I would sometimes make certain facial expressions/use body language that would make people see how I was feeling. Then I realised that that is called expressing yourself and I might be autistic

byjove

this may be totally incomprehensible to post-9/11 country music listeners but there was a time country music was only about smoking weed and going to jail

potted-plant-official

Are you implying that 9/11 created bro country

byjove

unironically, yes

the-forest-library

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

ginnie-darling

natalieironside

Have you tried just channeling your instincts to appease into BDSM instead of letting them inform your political philosophy?

If you really just have a deeply ingrained need to be in a hierarchical space and give respect to ppl u call ur superiors, like. Hi. We can do that for you. I know some people.