Deviant Angel gone rogue.

Hello. I'm Larc. I figured this would be the perfect place to set up because this place has sin oozing from it. So naturally I came right here. If you want to talk, feel free to send me a message. "Nihil sub sole novum."

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

[jeremysknoxes]

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

[alt-menu]

almost there!

[sociallyodd260]

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

[snarky-wallflower]

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

[abigail-pent]

@highladyluck

[dduane]

Gods bless the post. :)

(Remembering with pleasure when I got to do this last year with an auditorium full of people at Finncon in Tampere.)

[venomgaia]

if you know, you know

[pearl-the-artist]

Another day, another kittycliff for moral support. Have a good monday everyone <3

[runn1ngn0se]

I love how the the 30 hour Sheathcliff Solo stream became such a monumental Limbus/PM fandom event that even the Tumblr side of the fandom is referencing it

[p1ss]

[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

[biszumletzten]

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[demonsnakes-deactivated20160829]

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

[brightlotusmoon]

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

[ebibimanami-deactivated20191123]

THOT! THOT!

OOH, WE GOT IT!

THOT! THOT!

HEY, WE GOT IT!

THOT! THOT!

SAY, WE GOT IT!

THOT CHOCOLATE!

[elnersnor]

W E    G O T    I T

[ewaneneollav]

somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me

[inc4rn4t]

im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…

[petitescarlette]

I was typing kind of dumb WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON.

[crearuru]

i bet u thought this post was finally dead

[adrithegreat]

well the memes start coming, and they dont stop coming

[ginandmisadventures]

grabbing all the breadsticks, I’ll leave the shop running

[skeletonwheel-deactivated201910]

didn’t make sense not to live for

gun

[phoenixflorid]

your left side’s beef but your pizza none

[lordsherlokimort]

So much to post so much to see so much John Cena on my live feed

[odditycollector]

very meme, such impress. how u learn these knows. so amaze. wow.

[autisticvimes-deactivated201612]

HEY NOW

[nickyofthestars]

YOU’RE A MEME STAR

Get the rarest. PEPE!

[one-in-lemillion]

HEY NOW

HERE COME DAT BOI

O shit. Waddup.

[riddle-me-bitch]

And that dress was white and gooold

[ericvilas]

Everybody craves those mineralllllls.

[letteredlettered]

[bakabun-deactivated20230829]

this is it. this is the best post on this hell site.

[stellarsappho]

I sang the whole thing

[smooththegoofyshark]

It’s the post

[insubstantialsherbert]

i thought this was just a myth

[dryeguy]

So, if Lewis can speak spanish and Vivi can speak Japanese, what language can Arthur speak?

[idkhowtocallthisblogdammit]

ROTG FANS, MR JOYCE NEEDS OUR HELP!!!

He’s just posted this on IG, read carefully:

DREAMWORKS IS ACTIVELY CONSIDERING DOING A TELEVISION SERIES OF THE GUARDIANS.

It’s happening!!! We have to support him and the Guardians, let’s do our best!!!

#ibelieveintheguardians ❤️

[blizzard-of-69]

[mythmica]

WHAT

[updatebug]

Can you even imagine being the poor alien sod responsible for auditing an earthling spaceship’s spending allowance? Like: 

“I see, and why do you require many tubes of white plant flavoured paste?” 

“Oh well, if we don’t rub that on our teeth twice daily the bacteria living in my mouth will begin to devour me teeth.” 

“…Noted.” 

“I have also noticed several large shipments of specific medications, and a variety of individually packaged absorbent material - however injury records do not show sufficient numbers to justify these recurrent deliveries.” 

“Ah, yeah, it’s not really an injury per say. As part of our natural reproductive cycle approximately half the population will shed the lining of one of their internal organs and expel it.”

“…that is the most horrifying thing that I have ever heard.”

“Yeah.”

“Does such a process not hurt?”

“That’l be what the medication’s for. Pain killers for the cramps, birth control to stop the process.” 

“…and your reasoning behind the fully functional, high-tech entertainment system?” 

“Okay, that we could probably do without. But in our defence that was actually insisted on as a standard feature of all fleet-ships expected to encounter Terrans. Admiral Plo’Kaght insisted on it. Something about bored humans and a an illegal betting ring featuring a cleaning robot with a knife strapped to it going up against a human with a mop?” 

“…I believe I should speak with my superiors.” 

[batzendrick-deactivated20230703]

I love how Stabby the Roomba has become such a consistent in-joke among these sorts of blogs.

[tumblunni]

Galactic hero stabby the roomba: his legend continues

[theopossumking]

I know everyone wants to make jokes about Waluigi being mad about the piranha plant but there is a huge chance that Walugi RAISED that plant.

Every time Waluigi gets a stage or race track there are piranha plants everywhere. If he isnt paired with Wario he is paired with a plant, and he is the ONLY person who puts the plants in those pots with the little wedge.

Look at that, its the same pot, it could even be the same plant, just all grown up. The plant even has a waluigi SKIN

The lips match his nose, the purple matches his hat, and the pot matches his L, its even gold, like Waluigi’s greed.

In conclusion, Waluigi is so proud of his child for killing it in smash

[catsandcataclysms]

Wait this means… Waluigi probably did get an invite to Smash, he just gave it to his child instead. A Proud Father

[iwillneverberoyall]

I stole this idea from another blog,but I cant reber the name. Every single person who reblogs this before 10 February will recieve a baby pokemon in their inbox,after this egg harches.

[corystssides]

Current mood.

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

WHY DO YOU COME FOR ME LIKE THIS

[anju-ds]

I feel called out

[larcthedefiant]

This is literally me and my friends....

[egberts]

me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*

[zireaells]

#no block button we lose like men

[nerdgasrnz]

#dodge or die #there is no block

[hobgoblinhero]

what the fuck is this dodge nonsense? You hit them harder and faster than they hit you and That Is How You Play Video Game

[shockingsuper]

You cant take damage if the enemy is dead

[yibodie]

[dark-jack-lancer]

This is fuckin amazing

[desirerivalzx]

What the actual fuck did I just watch

[floofy1224]

the original is by galactic hole btw

[aki-anyway]

When someone says these days sexism and misogyny don’t exist anymore show them this.