can we dance upon the tables again?

Laura - lover of music, literature, and cheesy popcorn.

[marieduplessis]

hilf (historian i’d like to fight)

[prcserpina]

two ships passing in the night // t.e.

[slangologist-deactivated2012120]

[breadonearth]

[slimetony]

Did u move to Chicago because there weren't any sufjan Stevens songs about Florida

Yes

[catsbeaversandducks]

Super-realistic!

By poorly drawn cats

[anodymalion]

a milkshake to summon the boys and a cold one to bind them

[derpycats]

[accras]

A woodpecker hitched a ride on the side of this man’s car during a rainy day in Chicago.

[uniquely-khaotic-deactivated201]

Cute but I woulda lost it 😂

[lazysundrops]

Lmfaooooo the way the bird closed its eyes when he said “you’re beautiful” had me weak.

[smokingpixie]

I would have felt so blessed if was chilling on my arm

[ororomunroedontpullout]

*in a thick Chicago accent* “Welcome to Chicago”

[lasturlontheleft]

“lol is everything offensive these days?”

[plants4]

Turn Down For Whom?

[thatsmysteez]

[taco-bell-rey]

planning my funeral 

[thexfiles]

Iconic 

[ouuu]

search WITHIN your local trash and you WILL find a friend and boy 

[classicmeevs]

brush your teeth just once a year, cause your dentist constant fear!

[classicmeevs]

tooth decay! tooth decay! punch a dentist every day!

[classicmeevs]

halloween, candy’s free! dentists are your enemy!

[classicmeevs]

have a big ol’ lollipop! see a dentist? call a cop!

[xxgypsyprincess-deactivated2015]

Gingivitis

[classicmeevs]

gingivitis gingivitis, call your dentist make him fight us!

[classicmeevs]

destination: candyland! dentists should be fucking banned!

[bereziapparel]

Plaque

[classicmeevs]

dentists want to clean off plaque. eat some candy, have a snack!

[clavid]

[memethiefsteve]