Why am I still here?

Hey I'm Sarah. I'm 21 and got this blog when I was like 16 or some shit. I only come when I'm bored so dont expect much no longer in the fandom stuff as much so this blog will mostly be text posts I find funny sorry not sorry.

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‘old friends senior dragon sanctuary’, run by charlie weasley

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Good night from Sadie, Russell, and Peanut! [photo of dragons sleeping piled on each other like cats]

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Семейный вечер

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Book Dress by Sylvie Facon

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engagement rings ranked by their ability to break someone’s nose

a pretty standard arrangement for engagement rings. a raised stone is better than nothing. 3/10

a lovely, simple, elegant wedding band. a classic anybody would be pleased to get married with. useless in a fight. 0/10

huge. tacky. kinda pretty tho. but look at that raised diamond in the center. you could easily break someone’s tooth with this. 7/10

also huge and tacky. at first glance you’d think the rounded edge might not cause much damage but look at how those rows of diamonds are raised in the second view. you could really rip up someone’s face. 9/10

this one is almost elegant. no sharp edges, but it’s solidly built. you would cause more damage with the ring on than off, which is a solid basis for choosing an engagement ring. 5/10

a lovely design, i enjoy open filigree. however im not sure how said filigree would stand up to the impact of being slammed into someone’s face. 2/10

the twisting design is pretty, but im not entirely sure that socking someone in the jaw wouldnt break off those stones. it looks somewhat reinforced but do you really want to leave the Punching Power of  your engagement ring up to chance? i wouldnt. two raised stones tho. 6/10, pending experimentation

HAHAHAHA holy shit. thats Five raised stones, with reinforced prongs, for maximum damage at any angle. i highly recommend this ring both for its sapphire centerpiece and its capacity for causing pain. 10/10

there’s not even a stone, its just gold which aint exactly the hardest metal in the world. just fucking stay home if you’re not going to take this seriously.

[optimysticals]

*jeweler voice*

That filigree you gave 2/10? much sturdier than the filigree tacky rings… Trust me. Those are super hollow and light on the settings so that they aren’t too heavy or expensive. (and so they don’t roll on your finger)

Also worth noting:

White gold = sturdier than yellow gold (which is why most prongs are in white)

Now, if you want a ring that’ll hold up to socking someone in the nose, may I suggest 10kt white gold (hardest of gold options, sturdier than silver, and more reasonable than platinum)

See how thick all that metal is? It’s not going to cave in on you.

And you can do this with it:

Because nothing says punching a nazi in the nose like a diamond/sapphire/ruby encrusted Captain America ring…

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No!

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soulmate au fic: and they were soulmates

me: oh my god they were soulmates…….

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why does it say gameboy advance sp in the corner

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That’s because it’s from a series of very… Odd Game Boy advertisement.

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is this abstract art

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becAUSE THEYRE TOO BUSY PLAYING VIDEO GAMES TO USE THEIR HAND S OMG THIS AD IM GONNA

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I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

“I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?”

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This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

[mxnrique]

me: i hate country music

shania twain: let’s go girls!

me:

[littleturtleduck]

me: i hate country music

carrie underwood: right now, he’s probably-

me: 

[madsrocketship]

Me: I hate country music 

Beyoncé: daddy’s little girl 

Me:

[mxnrique]

me: i hate country music

dolly parton: jolene jolene jolene jooooleeeeeeeeene

me:

[black-sadness]

me: i hate country music

Lady Antebellum: It’s a quarter after one!

me:

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me: i hate country music

Rascal Flats: Life is a highway!

me:

[dizkuar]

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2 dudes, chillin in open graves, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay

[astratic]

This is actually an art piece by Miller & Shellabarger where they dug graves connected by a tunnel so they could hold hands. They are very much gay and irl married

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I thought this was hilarious when I was drunk

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Basically my thoughts on the “Millennials are Killing X” trend.

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Hello, World!

Via Reddit

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[meglyman]

Mimic Octopus has had enough of Dancing Crab’s shenanigans

[bugcthulhu]

darn dancing crabs and their jazz crab hands

[blue-bower]

‘HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY H-“ “NO”

[batchygyo]

i cant control my hand suddenly

[silverhawk]

sometimes i forget that there are wild hamsters

like

they…..they are wild. no hamster wheels. no water bottle to drink from. no cages. they are free.

[staraptor]

and the wild european variant is Fucking Massive, Mate

[zooophagous]

The European wild hamster looks like some kind of ice age megafauna version of the domestic hamster

[ayellowbirds]

DIRE HAMSTERS.

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@rat2rrj

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A POWERFUL BEAST

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No wild hamsters here in Australia! NO HAMSTERS ALLOWED HERE!

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ARE THEY FORBIDDEN O.O

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I dunno, but I can say I’ve never seen a hamster here in my life. Guinea-pigs, bunnies, ferrets, sure, but never a hamster

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THE HAMSTERS ARE BANNED ;_;