lasagna

[pisboy]

does anyone have the gamer dance gif because i need it

[hollowtones]

This? 

[pisboy]

Hmm…………….. not quite. try again

[hollowtones]

Only gif I got, boss.

[sandmandaddy69]

[mousenemy]

vaginal discharge is when your pussy so bad they kick you out of the military or what ever

[mousenemy]

this post coulda been one of my big hitters i think the shadow media is holding it back for woke reasons

[oingo-boingo-deactivated2024082]

transition timeline

[predstrogen]

i love her special 9/11 bangs

[ozempicofficial]

[bintro]

[officialpenisenvy]

[animentality]

[55five]

Be a teachable individual YOU DO NOT know everything

[juniepops]

we staged a revolution and locked the princess in the dungeon but every time someone goes to check on her she's just like "this is great fun but i imagine it would be someone else's turn by now" and can't seem to understand she's not princess anymore. worst part is that more than once we've caught her on a stroll through the halls and learned she convinced the poor guard who brought her dinner that it was time to trade out, and when we imprison her again she just giggles and says "you truly prefer how your dear princess plays this game above the commoners? well then so it must be" and goes without a fuss only for it to happen again within the week. we can't even have her executed because she had all the guillotines dismantled to build her a special fort

[catboybiologist]

sorry i told u to kill yourself the other day, i was like crazy horny and not thinking straight

Understandable girlboss let's channel that energy into getting laid next time

[ozempicofficial]

[ozempicofficial]

[paramoregf]

this tweet is literally never not on my mind

[cannibalchicken]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

Interviewer: Tell me about a time you messed up at work and how you fixed it

Me: i got struck by green chinese lightning

[1anonyymous1]

nobody is coming to save you. get up

[springsteens]