Abbandont account changeto Lasangnaflavoredgrapes2

for some reason this account does not work on laptop (it worked before) smth wrong with my new account, going back to my old blog account. gatta clean it up cause it's littered with my old fandom :'(

[lasagnaflavoredgrapes]

Aw man my account doesn't work, for some reason I cant log in to my tmblr blog on my laptop.

I would be posting on my old account than at lasagnaflavoredgrapes02

[lasagnaflavoredgrapes]

Reluctant Sidekick au

An au where Billy became Lex Luthor’s sidekick!

The concept:

So the story would take place around the time Billy had just received his super power from the Wizard. Therefore, Captain Marvel is not public knowledge yet and still relatively unknown.

Lex Luthor, who at that time was planning on forging an alliance with Dr. Sivana (in the basis of creating a super weapon to destroy Superman) was busted after Sivana got arrested for treatening the president to give him money (or something, it still a work in progress) .

Lex Luthor who is annoyed because his plans got ruined decided to catch a break by walking around Fawcett City that’s when he found out about Billy’s secret. ( in his defense, he is still new to the whole thing and vry reckless)

Lex than adopted Billy ( much to Billy’s annoyance, tho it’s not like he got a say in it).

Lex would rope Billy in his plans to destroy Superman, but Billy is like “No? Why would I do that? I like Superman he is my favourite superhero actually :D”.

It’s going to be a running gag where Lex tried to coaxed Billy to turn into Captain in front of Superman, but Billy is like “ What are you talking about?”, and Superman be like, “ Lex! Why are you dragging an innocent kid into this? D:<”

Superman tried to help Billy but couldn’t really do much cause technically Lex is Billy’s foster father now.

Lastly, when the confrontation did happend between Superman and Captain, Superman first taught was that Captain Marvel is actually his clone with advanced genetic or something.

But the truth is Cap is just a brainwashed Billy. (Later on in the story, Lex created a device that can force Billy to transform and follow his command for a period of time, i know evil!)

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That’s all for now its still a rough ‘draft’.

Thx for sitting through my rambling ♡´･ᴗ･`♡.

[lasagnaflavoredgrapes]

Superman tried to ask Batman for help regarding the Billy situation.

Superman : why did Lex have to rope Billy into this? He is just a kid? Poor boy :'(

Batman : Im not sure why, but the only thing I can find that may relate to Lex's sudden interests in adoption is ..

Batman shows a video of Billy from a random cctv.

Batman : that kid had recently got struck by a lightning.

-Billy got struck by lightning, the video distorts than he diapears. --

Superman : gaspp! Are you suggesting that-

Flash : Thatheisaspeedster!

The confusion and misunderstanding continues.....

[lasagnaflavoredgrapes]

Reluctant Sidekick au

An au where Billy became Lex Luthor’s sidekick!

The concept:

So the story would take place around the time Billy had just received his super power from the Wizard. Therefore, Captain Marvel is not public knowledge yet and still relatively unknown.

Lex Luthor, who at that time was planning on forging an alliance with Dr. Sivana (in the basis of creating a super weapon to destroy Superman) was busted after Sivana got arrested for treatening the president to give him money (or something, it still a work in progress) .

Lex Luthor who is annoyed because his plans got ruined decided to catch a break by walking around Fawcett City that's when he found out about Billy's secret. ( in his defense, he is still new to the whole thing and vry reckless)

Lex than adopted Billy ( much to Billy's annoyance, tho it's not like he got a say in it).

Lex would rope Billy in his plans to destroy Superman, but Billy is like "No? Why would I do that? I like Superman he is my favourite superhero actually :D".

It's going to be a running gag where Lex tried to coaxed Billy to turn into Captain in front of Superman, but Billy is like " What are you talking about?", and Superman be like, " Lex! Why are you dragging an innocent kid into this? D:<"

Superman tried to help Billy but couldn't really do much cause technically Lex is Billy's foster father now.

Lastly, when the confrontation did happend between Superman and Captain, Superman first taught was that Captain Marvel is actually his clone with advanced genetic or something.

But the truth is Cap is just a brainwashed Billy. (Later on in the story, Lex created a device that can force Billy to transform and follow his command for a period of time, i know evil!)

.

That's all for now its still a rough 'draft'.

Thx for sitting through my rambling ♡´･ᴗ･`♡.

[lasagnaflavoredgrapes]

You know when Captain Marvel get exposed for being a ten-year old, most of the time the JL members became uncharacteristically 'Mean', but tbf they are literally just a team of confuse adults handling an equally confuse ten year old in an unfamiliar situation, where they are definitely not equipped to handle. (Say all you want about Batman knowing the truth, he still is as lost as the other heroes, hence his lack of action. )

Than again, ten year olds are rather petty (most of the time atleast), so a team of confuse adults dealing with a petty ten year old is a rather fun recipe that would lead anyone trying to follow said recipe into a morbit disarray.

When in doubt, all you need is a qualified adult to swoop in and save the day :D

(Right, let's just throw gasoline into a wild fire, that would definitely stop it. I mean when there is nothing left to burn the fire would probably stop....Eventually!)

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In the midst of the meeting..

Billy: That's it! What we need is an intervention from an experienced adult!

Hal: But we are adults?

Billy: ಠಿ_ಠ

....

Billy: Just call your guardians.

So there it is, one afternoon, up in space where most hero resides in the watchtower. If you try to peek through a really small hole (or use your x-ray vision)... There was..

An aging butler, two retired farmers, a literal Goddess, a (The) Wizard and other member's parentual / guardian figure argueing in a large room about the validity of a ten-year old superhero.

Bonus:

Superman rushed to Kansas frantically searching for another set of clothing to give to his parents once he found out (to his horror) that his parents had decided to wear his merch, up to the watch tower lol.

Que a montage where most of the heroes' parents decided to tell embarrassing stories about their children, much to the dismay of said hero ( and much to the joy of Billy. )

[dcmainlybillythoughts]

Billy would just sit there with the most shit eating, mischievous grin on his face watching these grown adults realize their life decisions were crumbling beneath them

[lasagnaflavoredgrapes]

He definitely did lol, but since Billy is his champion he wanted to “show him off” as to speak.

However, living inside a literal rock in the middle of space (a.k.a nowhere) for x long, had made him ‘slightly’ out of touch from what the general audience thinks are cool and all that.

Wizard: “Billy my boy didn’t even go so far as to flinch, when I ran a train through him! Absolutely a paragon of bravery he is!” *pats Billy’s shoulder

Billy who in reality was just to shock to react to the upcoming train and was absolutely terrified, but nevertheless welcomes any form of compliments he can get.

Billy: <(ˊ˘ˋ*)> *smugs

The members/ guardians listening in to the Wizard’s brag : *visible concern

[lasagnaflavoredgrapes]

You know when Captain Marvel get exposed for being a ten-year old, most of the time the JL members became uncharacteristically 'Mean', but tbf they are literally just a team of confuse adults handling an equally confuse ten year old in an unfamiliar situation, where they are definitely not equipped to handle. (Say all you want about Batman knowing the truth, he still is as lost as the other heroes, hence his lack of action. )

Than again, ten year olds are rather petty (most of the time atleast), so a team of confuse adults dealing with a petty ten year old is a rather fun recipe that would lead anyone trying to follow said recipe into a morbit disarray.

When in doubt, all you need is a qualified adult to swoop in and save the day :D

(Right, let's just throw gasoline into a wild fire, that would definitely stop it. I mean when there is nothing left to burn the fire would probably stop....Eventually!)

.

In the midst of the meeting..

Billy: That's it! What we need is an intervention from an experienced adult!

Hal: But we are adults?

Billy: ಠಿ_ಠ

....

Billy: Just call your guardians.

So there it is, one afternoon, up in space where most hero resides in the watchtower. If you try to peek through a really small hole (or use your x-ray vision)... There was..

An aging butler, two retired farmers, a literal Goddess, a (The) Wizard and other member's parentual / guardian figure argueing in a large room about the validity of a ten-year old superhero.

Bonus:

Superman rushed to Kansas frantically searching for another set of clothing to give to his parents once he found out (to his horror) that his parents had decided to wear his merch, up to the watch tower lol.

Que a montage where most of the heroes' parents decided to tell embarrassing stories about their children, much to the dismay of said hero ( and much to the joy of Billy. )

[jasontoddsguns]

Shazam, when being compared to Superman: 💜💖🫶😭🌈🎶💕✨

Superman, when being compared to Shazam:

[teathattast]

[bubblegum-and-ciggarettes]

This made me snort ngl

[lasagnaflavoredgrapes]

Huh? Something just cross my mind if Darla's long name is Darla Dudley, does that mean she is related to Uncle Dudley? Dudley H. Dudley or does he just not exist?

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[thebeefsteaktomato]

Head cannon that Billy has 10 pairs of the same shirt because he bought them for a low price in a large bundle.

[thebeefsteaktomato]

At first no one realizes it either cause he styles them differently like this:

and when people do realize they think he just wears the same shirt daily.

[lamina-tsrif]

real event that occured that i cant stop thinking about

[daydreamerdrew]

published in Shazam! (1973) #16

[huffylemon]

get ready everyone

[toastbutteregg]

[penny-anna]

I feel like all costumed superheroes have some degree of Cryptid Status in their home town but it’s especially pronounced w Shazam/Captain Marvel bcos he seems like he ought to be really conspicuous even out of costume (fucking large huge, doesn’t wear a mask) but in practice no-one has ever seen him, he just appears out of nowhere when there’s trouble and disappears again.

However occasionally people will see him in costume but doing non superhero things, eg ‘i saw Shazam in walmart buying 10 packets of oreos. Caught me staring & goes just keep walking mister.’

[penny-anna]

‘where does shazam/captain marvel go when he’s not superheroing’: hotly debated topic in his local area

[thechildofstark]

there’s a series of highly contentious mod locked reddit threads dedicated to sussing out his identity - no big deal, all superheros have them - but with Shazam it’s at the next level because nobody can find anything. this means that sometimes, people try and see what isn’t there. this may or may not have lead to the stalking of three separate Unfortunate Buff Civilians who just happened to be Wrong Place Wrong Time

[ihavenohotcocoa]

Someone makes a post at one point with a crap ton of evidence gathered that points to Billy Batson, and everyone just goes “wowwww stop trolling we know that’s not true”

Billy sees this post, and at the next fight he sees the dude who made the post. He just straight up unshazams in front of him and when the dude asks him why, he just responds “because no one will ever believe you”

[charlesoberonn]

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

[charlesoberonn]

I apologize.

[noroquian]

[demareth]

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

[charlesoberonn]

This one?

[schwazombie]

[ruffboi-mags]

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

[dzamie]

I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"

[nebulous-nebuli]

[sour-charity]

[theriu]

This post is sheer chaos from start to finish, I love this website