Te Amo, Queso

Swattie, 30+ she/her, 18+ only, No TERFs Or Assholes

[lassiesspanishaccent]

gif source: TV Neon

An actual intro & project guide post! I got tired of looking through my blog archive but I seriously dig that gif

A quick reminder: I've closed all my AO3 works to members only due to AI scrubbing, sorry about that.

Main Series & Verses

A Reading Guide to Shawn's Body - updated with every new main story and apocrypha!

Summary:

Based on Jennifer’s Body, a series of cases and stories set in an alternate Psych universe. Murder shenanigans ensue.

Genre: Horror, Comedy, Romance

A Reading Guide to Vin Et Crime - updated with every new main story and vignette!

Summary:

A series of murder mystery novellas that take place 2 years after the Hollywood Animal Renaissance of 1939.

Genre: Noir Detective, murder mystery

Ongoing Stand Alone or Verse-adjacent Fics

We Appreciate Power - a Hotchreid fic set in the same universe as Shawn's Body.

Summary:

An unsub with a strange pattern and even stranger happenings plague the BAU as they try to catch the serial killer only known as the Pittsburgh Monster.

Genre: Horror, mystery, slow burn romance

Dreaming At The End Of Creation - a Bloodymary fic set after Iron Lung and Project Hail Mary

Summary

A man holds a funeral for the tomorrows he sacrificed in an ocean full of blood, dreaming for an unearned peace. An Eridian finds a message in a bottle, causing his friend to dream of a beating heart within an iron coffin.

The Universe is vast, incomprehensible and terrifying but hope is a feral beast that drives the desperate, the lonely, the forgotten.

Genre: Cosmic Horror, Body Horror, Slow-Burn Romance, Hopecore

[lassiesspanishaccent]

I believe I owe you guys a certain concept art from this poll, so here’s the Concept Sketch for DATEC! Rocky with a gun, a Glocky if you will (shout out to @chromatic-fate for that nickname)

Here’s Rocky with a hammer!

[princess-valentineee]

Im crying

I dont know why this is so funny to me

[tumbleringquotes]

Swiss Cheese Mono Font by Heirloom

[emeraldfox11]

the font was designed by Rob Meyerson, and turns out a guy named Dirk McGirk made mechanical keyboard caps inspired by it, including a few accent keys (that are all free to 3d-print and use yourself!)

look how cute those are...im crying

[lassiesspanishaccent]

So what was supposed to be today’s update is now an announcement! The First Stop in the Hail Mary’s return trip to Erid is….

Summary:

After rescuing Simon and plotting their return trip to Erid, the Hail Mary runs into a small, somewhat friendly independent hold within the Tau-Null Void.

It’s here that the crew learn more about the Quiet Rapture and the mysterious derelict COI Thetis, a Patrician ship that suddenly stopped communicating with the COI network yet no one dares to salvage it.

What will Ryland, Rocky, and Simon find within the Thetis? What happened to the original crew and passengers? And why has the COI abandoned this ship with all of its resources?

I grew up with the Toonami, 4Kids, & Adult Swim anime blocks, I wanted a space/cosmic horror voyage adventure with these idiots, and then I remembered: I’m the writer and I have free will.

All those concept arts were made for a reason ;>

Edit: Stay tuned to Dreaming At The End of Creation!

I forgor to link the fic…I don’t know how to hype myself or my work up.

[lassiesspanishaccent]

A sneak peek: Ryland commits his first space crime. He’s being a big baby about it while Rocky’s all in for the love of the game. Simon questions how these two have survived this long.

[malwareproductions]

hey. you have to love your trans brothers of color okay. and your trans sisters of color. and your nonbinary siblings of color. you have to okay. its simply non-optional

[malwareproductions]

you have to love your intersex siblings of color. you just have to

[forthegothicheroine]

The thing about anti-libby posts, because ebooks have to be paid for yearly while physical books only have to be paid for once, is that yes, physical books are cheaper for the library to acquire- but the library has a budget they chose to allocate, whether it's on software, subscriptions to digital encyclopedias, or ebook rentals. If they chose to rent ebooks, it was because they want you to read them, and using any of their services looks good for them. Check out physical books by all means, but don't feel guilty about checking out ebooks.

[armchairarchivist]

Alphonse Mucha, Hamlet

[power-chords]

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

[tuttle-did-it]

When I lived in London there was a murder of crows that lived near me. I fed them often, they brought me presents (shiny rubbish and cigarette butts they found on the floor to thank me.)

When I moved, I’m certain they understood I was leaving because I had all my stuff and gave them lots of food and compliments.

But, they chased down my friend who lived in the next burrough over. They had recognised that friend with me several times and followed them to their house when they couldn’t find me.

They adopted my friend and it was now my friend’s job to bring them snacks and receive the presents.

This was maybe 6-7 years ago.

I visited London last year. Went to see my friend. The crows all not only recognised me, they tracked me down. We got into my friend’s flat and not twenty minutes later there was chaos on the balcony.

We open the curtains, the entire fucking murder is there shouting because they wanted to see me.

Crows are the very best birds.

[nicostiel]

[obsolete-borger]

[golyadkin]

you'll get the urge as an artist or a writer to say out loud the things you're worried about "the proportions are off" "kind of out of character" "i'm not good at summaries" "didn't get as much detail as i wanted" "i made a mistake and here's how" and that's the self-conscious part of your brain telling you "it's bad and if you don't tell them you know it's bad then they'll think you're stupid" but you've got to ignore that little voice and pretend you think it's good or else that little voice is going to ruin your life

[incognito-insomniac]

Some of the best advice I have ever gotten was from a creative writing professor. She said never apologize for your work. Never critic it before someone else does.

Her reasoning was you are the creator. You made your work from nothing and can see all the flaws and seems and holes. But your audience may not see any of it. Maybe they will; maybe they won't. But if you TELL them about the holes and the mistakes and the problems....they will 100% see them. So don't tell them. Don't sabotage yourself just because you think you're not good enough.

[tomb-mold]

you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄

[vodka-and-fedoras]

friendly fucking reminder do NOT post about your lootdrops publicly!!! this post is a great example of "table baiting" to get you to reveal what valuables you drop on death WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY PUTTING YOU AT RISK OF FARMING!!! think for a second and be safe out there!!

[lassiesspanishaccent]

So what was supposed to be today’s update is now an announcement! The First Stop in the Hail Mary’s return trip to Erid is….

Summary:

After rescuing Simon and plotting their return trip to Erid, the Hail Mary runs into a small, somewhat friendly independent hold within the Tau-Null Void.

It’s here that the crew learn more about the Quiet Rapture and the mysterious derelict COI Thetis, a Patrician ship that suddenly stopped communicating with the COI network yet no one dares to salvage it.

What will Ryland, Rocky, and Simon find within the Thetis? What happened to the original crew and passengers? And why has the COI abandoned this ship with all of its resources?

I grew up with the Toonami, 4Kids, & Adult Swim anime blocks, I wanted a space/cosmic horror voyage adventure with these idiots, and then I remembered: I’m the writer and I have free will.

All those concept arts were made for a reason ;>

Edit: Stay tuned to Dreaming At The End of Creation!

I forgor to link the fic…I don’t know how to hype myself or my work up.

[animentality]

[irisharchaeology]

From a 9th century Irish manuscript, the phrase ‘massive hangover’ (Latheirt) written in the ancient Irish text Ogham. The monk must have been having a very rough day…..

Source 

[be-bhinn]

The exact translation is “ale killed us” which is somehow better

[ao3org]

What to Do If Your Password Is Insecure

If you are receiving a warning that your password has appeared in a data breach from another site and is no longer secure, you will need to change your password to a stronger one before you can log back in.

If you are still logged in on any device, please make sure your email address is up to date before logging out or resetting your password, or you may lose access to your account.

Check below the cut for information on how to check or update your email address, and how to change or reset your password.

Posted: 20:45 UTC 31 July, 2026

Please follow these steps to check and update your email address. If you don't know your password, or if your password is insecure, you will need to reset your password – which requires you to have access to your account's email address.

How do I check what my account’s email address is?

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Go to your Preferences page (Select "Hi, [USERNAME]!" at the top of the page, and choose "My Preferences" from the drop-down list)

Click on the “Change Email” button at the top of the page

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Check your email account for recent emails from AO3, such as subscription notifications or kudos and comment emails.

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How do I change my email address? What if I don't have access to my old email address?

You don't need access to your old email address to change it to a new one, as long as you also know your current password.

Log in

Go to your Preferences page (Select "Hi, [USERNAME]!" at the top of the page, and choose "My Preferences" from the drop-down list)

Click on the “Change Email” button at the top of the page

In both the “New email” and “Enter new email again” fields, enter an email address that you have access to

In the “Password” field, enter your current password

Click the “Confirm Email” button

On the next page, make sure that the banner displays the correct new email address

Click the "Yes, Confirm Email" button

Check your new email address for an email titled “[AO3] Confirm your email change”

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I know my current password, but I'm afraid my password is insecure. How can I change my password to a stronger one?

First, refer to the above instructions for checking or updating your email address, so that you can receive a password reset in case your password is insecure. Then:

Log in

Go to your Preferences page (Select "Hi, [USERNAME]!" at the top of the page, and choose "My Preferences" from the drop-down list)

Click on the “Change Password” button at the top of the page

Enter your current password into the “Old password” field

Enter your new password into both the “New password” and “Confirm new password” fields

Click the “Change Password” button

You will be automatically logged out on all devices.

If, upon logging in, you receive a message saying your password is insecure, then the new password you chose was insecure and you can't use it to log back in. You will need to reset your password (refer to the below instructions) and select a more secure password this time. You can use a password generator to choose a stronger password.

I don't know my current password/my password is insecure, but I know and have access to my account's email address.

In a private/incognito browser, go to the Reset Password page: https://archiveofourown.org/users/password/new (also available by clicking the “Forgot Password?” link on the login form)

Enter the email address associated with your AO3 account

Check your email for the password reset email

Click the “use this link to create a new password” link in the email

Enter a new, secure password

You will be automatically logged in on this device, and automatically logged out on all other devices.

If you continue to receive the message that your password is insecure, then the new password you chose was also insecure. You will need to reset your password again and select a more secure password this time. You can use a password generator to choose a stronger password.

I tried resetting my password, but it didn't work. Help?

The most likely reasons the password reset didn't work are:

You are entering the wrong email address for your AO3 account. Refer to the above instructions on how to check what your account's email address is.

Your email provider is blocking emails from AO3 or sending them to spam/social folders. Search for an email titled “[AO3] Reset your password”.

Your email account doesn't have enough storage and can't receive new emails. You'll need to delete old emails, photos, or videos to empty your storage before requesting a password reset.

You requested multiple password resets in a short time period, resulting in either a “Retry later” page or the link in the first password reset email becoming invalid. Please wait at least one hour before trying again, only submit the form once, and make sure you are using the link in the most recent password reset email.

The new password you chose was insecure, so you can't use it to log back in. You will need to reset your password again and select a more secure password this time. You can use a password generator to choose a stronger password.

I don't know my password/my password is insecure, and I don't know or have access to my account's email address.

You will need to submit a Support ticket containing the following information:

your username

your account’s current email address (if you know it)

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Support will begin the account recovery process with you, which will ask you for further proof of account ownership. Please be patient, as there are many AO3 users who are also submitting account recovery tickets right now.