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auroras & sad prose . she / her . consistently being attacked by writer's block

[last-pages]

well at least he didn't finish p5

[ganseyenthusiast]

list of random things that happened in TRC that you forgot:

adam murders a man (2nd degree) (justified)

gansey is yolked like canonically 

the dead skeleton animal herd which gets necromancied alive (???)

blue is referred to as: eggplant, jane, maggot, president, battery, SARGENTO

ronan aggressively reminds the audience that gansey is hot while gansey is looking at tomatoes on a plate

ronsey kill a night horror with a box cutter

they invite blue to come bury a body with them

adam homophobically kisses gansey during their dream thieves argument

there’s either a comet or just Raining Blood after they pull gwenllian out. nobody is perturbed by this at all 

gansey sells monmouth 

it is heavily implied that aurora lynch is a mom-bot niall created without any agency 

henry cheng notices opal in the car before anyone else does 

henry also is apparently the only one of the gangsey who actually knows how to tie someone up 

the weird magic mirror lake thing 

do they ever find the 3rd sleeper??? ok hear me out, gwen doesnt count cus she wasnt asleep. then theres the demon (1). then [redacted] is [beep] already. even if you count 2 of these, WHO’S THE 3RD ONE???? was it metaphorical???hello???

henry gets his like. wholeass shoulder popped by the gray man and barely flinches 

[ganseyenthusiast]

guys i cant believe you think i’d lie to you. how ANYONE can forget this poignant entirely canon scene from the hit book series raven cycle is beyond me:

[wishbcnes]

this is really bugging me i’m so sorry everyone from five years ago why is my copy different 😭😭

[seek--rest]

Me, having watched the odyssey and loved it, talking about it with my beloved and smart mutuals about the meaning and themes of this ancient epic and the masterful way Nolan was able to make this foundational western story feel modern in a way that still paid tribute: wow, I’m sure the people of tumblr dot com— the people who love Themes and Meanings and Messages and conversations around the social construct, of consequences, and of the intricacies of mankind— will understand

Also me, scrolling the tag for (1) minute:

oh i forgot you all are stupid. that’s my b.

[piasco-at-the-disco]

Vowles keeps promising Alex a better car the same way a man says to his partner "I'll change baby I swear"

[gimmethecars]

arvid has literally never looked happier i am crying bro he is EXACTLY where he wants to be

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[draculagerard]

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

[rhodeys]

#catching strays

[valend]

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

[beachytablecloth]

911 abc is like a disease

[neiljostenpussyindulgence]

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

[simplyver5tappen]

max pulling masterclass stunts of getting p1 from absolutely nowhere and shit he did in 2025 wdc had left such a massive mark on people's psyche that max getting p2 in 2026 made some if not most of formula 1 community put their guard up against the potential of the dutch beast hunting their drivers down meanwhile said dutch lion is literally fighting his own demons (his team and his car)

[sedicii]

the tamer of horses

sources : lisa peterson and denis o'hare, an iliad / hector and andromache by giovanni maria benzoni / hector taking leave of andromache: the fright of astyanax by benjamin west / achilles and hector by sebald beham / germanic warrior holding a roman helmet by osman schindler

[ilya-rozanova]

close your mouth gay boy

[aslongasitsblack]

david hollander upon meeting his sons partner for the first time: i am struggling to reconcile this new piece of information with the public image i have of you as a pussymonster

[cotagrandprix]

if i see anyone making fun of kimi for those radio messages when his car spontaneously decided to kill itself when he was within 3 seconds of the lead and then got served a 5 second penalty while his car wouldn't steer, it's on sight. anyone would be agitated and panicky in that situation