Ayo I’m Clare
Returning to tumblr at 26 <3
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Expect theater and sewing, the locked tomb, and me treating this like the twitter I never had
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Ayo I’m Clare
Returning to tumblr at 26 <3
Costume designer
Expect theater and sewing, the locked tomb, and me treating this like the twitter I never had
Femmedyke
Love the trans people in your life right or I will do it for you
Send post
Down by the Riverside by Matt Kubitza
This made me laugh out loud
Reblogging in honor of the first day of baseball season.
The pitcher that exploded the bird is a photographer now, this is his logo
Horny Dick photography lmao
did you guys know that there are religions out there where actual, literal belief isn’t all that important? i’ve only ever been around christianity where belief is like, the number one most important thing ever, so i never even considered that there are cultures out there where the question of “is this all real” never comes up because it doesn’t matter
Hello! I was raised Unitarian Universalist and I had a great time in that faith system I think it’s something a lot of people would really resonate with if more people knew about it!
Unitarianism is an ortho-praxy rather than an ortho-doxy meaning we are not united by our shared belief but rather by our shared code of behavior. What distinguishes a Unitarian is adherence to the 7 principles rather than a shared faith.
I grew up in a particularly humanist congregation so I’ve learned as I’ve gotten older that there are Unitarian churches that are more christian and really study the bible in a way I was never asked to growing up, but that faith discrepancy is all part of the religion so uk, I just stick to my humanist preferences when I’m participating and live and let live.
I’m adding a screenshot of the 7 principles below
no she didnt sell tickets and youre aware she didnt get married under a basketball net. right? youre aware event planners and especially ones being paid millions of dollars by one of the richest women alive can transform any space to look like princess fairy wonderland? youd answer your own questions if you used your head. it's really sincerely not the big head scratcher you and so many other people are treating it as.
Lmao silk purse from a sow ear etc but I more importantly I wish you peace comrade
Not even in a fuck TS way just the idea of getting married at madison square garden bums me out in such a deep and sincere way I can’t think about it for too long
i’m losing my mind
STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction
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GROOVE WITH ME BABY
Ya gotta have
✨⭐️ SOUL ⭐️✨
DONT STOP ME NOW!
I'm writing Ianthe tentacle porn and instead of actually finishing it my dumbass is reading about the tensile strength of tentacles
Me trying to research how much weight a tentacle can reasonably lift only to remember most tentacles can also taste and smell so now I have to up Ianthe's freak:
🫡 thank god for freaks doing it for the love of the game
It really speaks to the organization and discipline of dykes that (I’m marshaling the dyke March rn) and they gave us all whistles to alert for ICE and no one is blowing them out of turn it’s heartwarming to see
As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".
So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:
Excuse me???
you are right and you should say it.
Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?
Absolutely not
You know who would try that shit?
Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?
You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?
The last thing Penelope's suitors ever see:
If you ever wondered why they call tattoos and piercings "unprofessional" and "unsophisticated"
Source: Lainey Molnar
recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours
All in a little basket on the kitchen counter so I remember to take them with dinner <3
damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside
I habe some bad news
BOTH TOWERS?
this already exists. it's called Deltron 3030, a supergroup between rapper Del the Funkee Homosapien (who most of y'all only know from the Gorillaz song "Clint Eastwood" but has a much larger and greater catalog), producer Dan the Automator, and DJ Kid Koala.
In 2000, they released a self-titled concept album set in the year 3030, about a former mech soldier and hacking master named Deltron Zero, who plans to use his skills to create a virus to shut down the corporate overlords suppressing hip-hop culture and human rights, all while he takes part in rap battles to become Galactic Rhyme Federation Champion.
Whole album is dope, and it's down below. A masterpiece in the scene of underground hip-hop.
your unreliable narrator fucking bit me
Well that’s not how she remembers it
you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself
My top #1 song on Spotify the worst year of my life was Ocean to Ocean by Pitbull and that song really carried me