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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hey. hey buddy. you did it. 

the orange bastard will be out of office come january. 

a corona vaccine will be released in a few months. 

you did it. 2020 is almost over and you’re still here.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i thought that “vein jewelry” was going to be. jewelry designed to look like veins, maybe? jewelry made out of real animal veins, at worst. it’s. it’s not. 

vein jewelry is jewelry you insert into your veins

there should be a german word for when you prepare to experience horror, but are still somehow shocked by how it plays out

[thrusticus]

[kelamorphe]

rethinking abt those tweets and now it’s clear he didnt like the movie cause everyone was wet at some point

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I just rickrolled my dad from hundreds of miles away bc mom made the mistake of giving me the remote bluetooth speaker password again

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

That is honestly quite fair

[goldenzingy46]

you ought to introduce your family to your blog

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they are aware, and entirely unsurprised

[ithelpstodream]

[darkerskin-deactivated20170723]

Take this with you

[honeybrowns]

to all my white followers who stew in unnecessary guilt trying to come to terms with the privilege you have, watch this

[2u3u1u2002dotcom-deactivated202]

twitter clout gives you a god complex. instagram clout turns you evil. tumblr clout does nothing and gets you 20 accusatory anons a day

[what-even-is-thiss]

It also puts random people in your inbox telling you about a banana they ate last week

[what-even-is-thiss]

Great now they’re trying to one-up each other.

[officialwhitegirls]

the bar is set so low for the presidency this year only one of the candidates actually works in the field of politics yet some of yall still think this sun dried tomato with vocal cords can lead a country

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Freckles. We should romanticize freckles.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

freckles on dark skin. body freckles. unusually heavy freckles, freckles in random places. freckles!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

someone in the notes said I'm just jealous of people who have skin

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

My favourite math fact is that 0.9999999.. is equal to 1. Exactly. Not approximately. Not as a rounded number. 0.9999 (recurring) is exactly 1.

[transsexual-dandelions]

Question. How the fuck does that work?

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I tried explaining it here:

[secondaristh]

Here’s another perspective on why .999... repeating is exactly equal to 1.

For any two distinct real numbers, we can always find a rational number strictly between them, i.e. that rational number must be able to be expressed as a terminating decimal or a repeating decimal.  To be clear, that rational number is strictly between the two values; it is not allowed to be equal to either.

Suppose k is a rational number strictly between 1 and 0.9999....  If this is possible, then, I can write k exactly as either a decimal with finite digits, or I can write k as a repeating decimal.  The problem is, there are no decimals with finite digits between 1 and 0.999... , and there is no way to write a repeating decimal that is greater than 0.999... and still less than 1.  Either way, a k strictly between 1 and 0.999... does not exist.  The only way this can be true is if those two numbers are not actually distinct.  That is to say, 1 = 0.999.....

[o0o0o0o0o0o000o-deactivated2021]

god its 10 pm whats next 11 pm

[o0o0o0o0o0o000o-deactivated2021]

well guess what just fucking happened

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

weird unprompted opinion but i think out of all the storytelling mediums.....theatre best portrays loneliness

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

hamlet: [walks onto a movie screen] now i am alone

me: i guess

hamlet: [is left on an empty stage] now i am alone

me: fuck yeah you are

[divorceddadrock]

[divorceddadrock]

[glumshoe]

Ever been to the science center right across the way from the stl zoo?

Yes, and as a child I was frightened and fascinated by the hyper-realistic animatronic T. Rex and its triceratops prey. It was SO lifelike when I was a kid that I’m half-convinced they secretly swapped it out for the cheesy thing they have now when I was a teenager.

[bunjywunjy]

actually as someone who used to work there I can tell you he did used to be louder! they turned Bruce down sometime in the late 90′s because he kept scaring the grade schoolers.

[glumshoe]

exquisite

[latreasefateworld]

As someone who still works there it's still very loud despite having been turned down

Edit: children are still scared of it but not because it's loud

[dawnblade]

i just learned from animal crossing that pondskaters stay on top of the water by secreting an oil from their feet

that seems kinda obvious in hindsight. i always figured they were just, like, light enough to not break surface tension

[undeadnecromancer]

They do it by using fucked up and evil magic and they hate god

[tomorroejones-deactivated202209]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[urfavescorpio]

it’s a razor scooter to the ankle type of year

[catchymemes]

Credit: @azula.gr

[captainnuclearawesome]