Life is my stage

[unclefather]

what if..... no.... we couldn’t.... what if we kissed.... in the joint mri scanner.....

[apeshit]

if you were a mouse and you wanted to change the subject you could say “squeaking of which….”

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[badassdemonsword]

[never-obsolete]

The Underwater screen saver, from Windows 98

[19rachel]

This was the last time the world knew peace

[skepticalfrog]

i cant help but hope the vague physical form my mutuals have invented for when they think of me is hot

[skepticalfrog]

[simpsons-latino]

[420stuffs]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

💰💵

[hauntedbystorytelling]

Three young women eat spaghetti on inflatable mattresses at Lake of Capri, 1939 (AP Photo / Hamilton Wright)

[oneheadtoanother]

[tastefullyoffensive]

I draw the line at manual labor.

[leporellian]

my exact aesthetic is “mid 2000s-era birthday party at strange, somewhat ratty kids’ entertainment facility”

[leporellian]

that’s what i’m talking about babey….

[hotvampireadjacent]

[geniusoflove]

makes the jonbenet ramsey house in sims and somehow solves the murder

[1995lahaine]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[villaincousland]

(y/n), (y/n), (y/n), (y/n)

I'm begging of you please don't take my man