my little blog

just random stuff; be kind (18yo)

[laula521]

just created an artblog @laula521-art for anyone who cares

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

[weedass]

woke up and turned over and there was a roach next to me.... wtf did we do last night....?

[mr-freezo-42069-inactive]

how dare you make me read this

[sexchangedotcom]

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

[laula521]

Post that has 7 likes to me

[kindofcarson]

My manager was like. "I found the best video on YouTube" and I said "oh?" And he said it's called "one hour of silence periodically interrupted by the sound of a metal pole clanking" and proceeded to play it

Every time the pole clanks he spooks like a wild horse and keeps getting more and more frustrated

We are about 20 minutes in and he's like "god I can't wait for this to be over" refusing to turn it off

[kindofcarson]

I went to the bathroom and still heard the metal pole clanks and heard him say "how am I supposed to prepare myself for this!?"

[fagstaynight]

The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

[spitblaze]

you ever get assigned something as a project in school and for the rest of your life you have a strange attachment to the subject. in like seventh grade i had an assignment to make a poster about the elemental propoerties of osmium and to this day everytime someone mentions it im like 'YEAAAAAAH OSMIUM MENTIONED!!!!!!!!'

[hellenhighwater]

Sometimes the technology conspires against me to make me sound crazy in my text messages.

[hellenhighwater]

Horrible government operatives

[miiilowo]

deeply amusing to me for some reason

[randomalienencounter]

4. ᓵᔑ∷!¡ᒷℸ ̣ ʖ𝙹ᒲʖ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ╎∷ ⍑𝙹⚍ᓭᒷ

[miiilowo]

[miiilowo]

WHAT

[sillyman-justgoofy]

my kings helping to keep the threat away

[bathroomcube]

the more i try to explain gender to cis people the more i understand plato's allegory of a cave

[bathroomcube]

plato: the shadows are like a surface level understanding and coming out of the cave and seeing the actual objects is what being a philosopher is like

me: this is stupid and pretentious

cis person: girl is when pink and flower and boy is when blue and guns

me: oh no theyre still in the cave

[melynnwaters]

FUCK.

[whereserpentswalk]

Adding "oh no they're still in the cave" to my vocabulary.

[gaydogonline]

poking at Ur hand with my nose to get you to pet me

[caitlikescoffee]

you're going to try and bite it aren't you?

[gaydogonline]

im not gonna lie i will straight up be biting it yes

[omtai]

love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.

[astarsmindd]

Scrolled came back read it again and cried laughing

[omtai]

Thank you for giving me another chance

[grillmasterxbbq]

waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

[worldbuilding-tomfoolery]

yet another massive w for water, the greatest fluid in the universe

[7777777awawawa7777777]

affirmations

[leightum]

[thirstghosting]

theres only 9 genders actually

the danger

my daddy and my mommy and my daddy and my mommy

jessie pinkman in the house

bitch

willy wonka

the one who knocks

puff puff puff

ASAC schrader

The Guy