Oh, that? I probably licked it.

Paxton/She-They

[glitterweave]

[wickedwonderlandd]

I….excuse me???

[darthkyros]

Heritage post.

[m0nk3y-bl0g]

Don’t forget the sequel!

[agroveinthesavagegarden]

Dracula voice: I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for my lawyer, his wife, his wife’s girlfriend, his wife’s girlfriend’s fiancé and their extra boyfriends the Cowboy and the doctor and the doctor’s thesis advisor who knows how to kill vampires for some reason!

[agroveinthesavagegarden]

Love that this post has broken Dracula Daily containment and I keep seeing tags like “THAT’S what happens in Dracula?!?!?”

[lluviagf]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CGA33t2pSHO/?igshid=1md7fpi8rtpnx

[laundromat-vampire]

Welp, i have reached adulthood... my birthday gift to myself was finally going and getting on anxiety meds

[klaw]

the year is 2023, marie kondo holds j*ff b*zos by the skin on the back of his neck in front of a public gathering

“does this one spark joy?” she shouts at the restless audience, they boo in response

she snaps his spine like .5mm mechanical pencil lead and throws his lifeless corpse to the crowd, they cheer in response

[mewsicalmiss]

Please tell me this is our timeline

[catboycooter]

likes charge reblogs cast

[licncourt]

Friendly reminder that this is how Louis and Lestat spend NYE ❤ Cheers to 2022 🥂🍾

[licncourt]

Happy 2023, they're in love 🥂🍾

[mylittleredgirl]

okay tumblr’s exclusion from the twitter social media ban list is hilarious but genuinely we do not belong on there. if a real human person asks “where can i find you on social media” and your choice is a swift death or revealing your tumblr, most of us would simply expire. half of y’all change urls every week like you’re in witness protection. just imagine for one second attaching your wholeass government name to your latest two am clownposting and tell me that didn’t send a cold chill down your spine. the only place i ever want to see the words “connect with me on tumblr!” is on the ao3 profile of an author i’m actively stalking. anyone in the world can follow me except anyone i personally know. antisocial media.

[laundromat-vampire]

Day before last I was explaining to my sister how I follow a near yearly cycle of changing my tumblr "to throw off my enemies" which really means "just in case someone from the real world starts to figure out who I am"

[mamoru]

Your Body Position Impacts How Quickly Pills Kick In, New Study Shows

Laying on your left-hand side may make for slower pill absorption.

oh wow! hey if you take pills check this out. new medicine taking meta just dropped.

according to these models, out of the 4 tested postures, the best position to digest pills is laying on your right side. standing upright has a similar time to laying in your back at twice as much as laying on the right side, and laying on the left side is the slowest by far.

laying on right side: pill dissolves in around 10 minutes.

standing: pill dissolves in 23 minutes. laying on the back has a similar time.

laying on left side: pill dissolves in up to 100 minutes.

https://doi.org/10.1063/5.0096877

definitely worth a lot more research.

if you want your medicine to kick in fast, try laying on your right side! if you want your medicine to kick in slower, try laying on your left side.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

This makes sense! I learned from a doc that if you have gas pain or nausea, you turn on your left side to make it easier for your stomach to send stuff through. The goal in turning left is to NOT absorb, but to release.

Turning on your right can make nausea/gas pain worse because it has to fight gravity to exit your stomach/body. So, yeah, lying on your right would make things absorb faster because it's going into the stomach lining, which is the point.

[archouai]

Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

reblog to stick a fruit sticker on a mutuals’ shirt where they can’t see

[evilwizard]

if you’re reading this on mobile just know that i have two of those tumblr verified check marks now

[supraobsessed]

Reblogged so I could see it on my computer :(( you lied to me

[evilwizard]

well. im not called truthfulwizard

[aurpiment]

Cover letter with the vampire

CV update with the vampire

Intake paperwork with the vampire

[laundromat-vampire]

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

take your bra back off boy we just solved a murder

[dewrr]

Wh-What human would want me? Perverts? […] or little boys? INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | 1x05 A Vile Hunger for Your Hammering Heart

[1im-perfect1]

I love how the interview with the vampire trailer is sexy and mysterious and then the show is a borderline dark comedy about the retelling of vampire history’s most cringe fail marriage between the worst case of catholic guilt and eldest daughter syndrome being romanced by a dumpster fire gremlin that thinks more with his heart and dick than his non-existent brain and the coolest character in the whole story is their murderous daughter

[coolfrogdude]

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

[plausiblyren]

I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention

[adulthoodisokay]

this post is from THIS YEAR

[glowzoul]

had to fact check and holy shit 2020 really has been 3 years long.

[flavoracle]

Happy one year anniversary little thread

[official-lucifers-child]

happy 2 year anniversary, it’s been 3849493 years actually

[pukicho]

What the fuck I coulda sworn I made this 10 years ago

[atalana]

yeah no whoever was dating that wasn’t looking at the right version of the post, the original’s from october 2017

[pukicho]

You telling me someone gaslit me on my own post?

[shoutdontwhisper]

Basically Lestat in episode 3 :