captain america's pants

never be complete. stop being perfect. let's evolve, let the chips fall where they may.

[alltidfika-blog]

I have never felt safer than in your arms but as you scare away the demons in my sleep, they join forces with insomnia and find me.

[alltidfika-blog]

Inspired by starspangledsprocket.

[starspangledsprocket]

Duuuuuuuddddeeeeeeeee, this is beautiful <3

[loki-dokey]

[ladyk23]

Baby hawk has a sleep on hulk

[laundrydetergentandpatriotism]

1/4 part of me: I want to be cute and delicate and have a petite body.

1/4 part of me: I want to look smokin' hot and sexy in a bikini and have curves and a fuck you attitude

1/4 part of me: I don't even care man I can totally eat all of that cake watch me

1/4 part of me: I want to murder everyone and laugh as i bathe in their blood

[74838292294743]

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa

[marvelgifs]

[laundrydetergentandpatriotism]

Peter Jason Quill, he’s also known as Star-Lord.

Who calls him that?

Himself mostly.

[laundrydetergentandpatriotism]

drake & josh

season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush

season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

[zoomerbro]

[plinys]

[mindofbigz]

Z

[madness-madmess]

[joshxadxn]

I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER OH MY GOD

[zaziebeatz]

[laundrydetergentandpatriotism]

Happy 32nd birthday to my Romanian Prince!

[cyberfrostian]

Loki's age is 1048 years old

According to the captions of the first Thor movie, the battle between the Jotuns and Asgardians take place in Norway, 965 AD. Around this time, Loki was born.

In Thor 2 the life expectancy was stated to be around 5,000. The average human life in developed countries from what I’ve gathered is approximately 82.

Therefore, in human years Loki is somewhere around 17. 

[teacupsandnetflix-deactivated20]

#are you telling me loki is just going through his rebellious teenage emo stage

[team-hiddleston]

Yes

[chiliconsharls]

"I seem to keep ending up with these bad boy characters. I don’t understand what’s going on. I walk the street in New York feeling like I’m Paul Rudd or something, but apparently no one else sees it that way."

Happy 32d Birthday, you piece of flawless walking joke(づ￣ ³￣)づ

[itiinerant]

Do you ever listen to a song and imagine yourself playing it on stage like totally jamming out then you come back to reality and suddenly you need to start a band right now immediately

[tiredbutstillpunk]

[alisausually]

her fucking character description is just the show’s entire theme song with “she becomes a real estate agent” tacked on the end

thanks wikipedia

[angelamerky]

SO dublin minors won the all ireland football this week (don’t worry if u don’t understand its just a sideline)

and they were all out celebrating

and they found daniel radcliffe in dublin at 4am and invited him to a house party with them

and he…went with them

[kassi199]

How to celebrity; A book by Daniel Radcliffe

[theblackship]

he’s so small!! :D

[as-if-someone-just]

He is so tiny aw