you can't let her stab me, k9, it's not legal!

currently very into death becomes her, always into doctor who

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[thelesbianthespianposts]

starting a series I’m calling “Stuff I like in Baseball”

The big stretch the first baseman has to do to catch the ball and remain on base

When a pitch rolls away and the catcher has to look all threatening at the base runners when he gets it

When the batter strikes out so bad and he can tell

When the fielder gives up trying to catch the home run ball

When the second baseman tries to catch a ball twenty feet above him

more to come

[robbysmotorcycle]

That’s the type of info I wanna see during any kind of sports game

[jamydoesart]

🪴 The Audreys 🪴

Luv these two sm.. made this for an interest check cover and had so much fun!

[3000s]

[cikero]

tried to take a picture of a firefly that landed on my hand but it flew away

[cikero]

#MYNOTHING

[lesbiandonnanoble]

who’s this wynter guy????? why does no one respect him??? it’s so funny

[lesbiandonnanoble]

haha am i right guys

[lesbiandonnanoble]

[elvish-root]

I love DA2. The shitty graphics. The horrible gameplay. The story so unavoidably devastating and beautiful and horrible. Everyone hates each other. Everyone loves each other. You’re constantly filling the streets with bodies and there are no ramifications for this. There are ramifications for everything you say and do. Everyone’s bisexual. There’s a dragon in the mine. You lose everyone and everything you love and care about and it’s inevitable. Isabela gets an STI at one point. Merrill is a blood mage. You go from rags to riches to going on the run. You have a dog. You set your friend up on a date with the guy she likes. You hunt down a serial killer who takes the last member of your family away. Your doctor friend is possessed and loves cats and commits domestic terrorism. You have no control. You control everything.

[damejoansutherland]

men need to STOP starting podcasts and START forming barbershop quartets. NOW.

[draculagerard]

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

[jenjoiii]

🌬️🌬️🌬️

there were three old women all dressed the same ... and they were always singin' in the back of your mind

[miss-mania]

I'm just pulling your chain. I mean yanking your leash. I mean jerking you off. uh I mean I'm just messing around with you,

[ashleyslorens]

VICTORIA HAMILTON-BARRIT as Millicent Clyde in PADDINGTON THE MUSICAL

📹: @callmelasagna

[suburbanrot]

hi this is my application to be the new showrunner for doctor who. I'm going to make a very dignified and professional phone call to archie panjabi wghere I cry and beg for her to come back and play the rani again

[girlballs]

god it would be awesome if the human brain could just ignore an upsetting thing instead of constantly wandering back to it for no fucking reason

[certified-cervid]

the REALLY scary thing about the Chernobyl nuclear disaster is that we have no idea where the rest of the elephant is

[pipshinwhatever]

logging onto tumblr like heyyy i'm thinking about the same character i've spent the past few weeks thinking about. no change here. just wanted to let yall know