Hey !!

French / Gryffindor / ENTP / master of Pun-Fu / roommate with a living meme 

[whatsnew-lgbtq]

Bisexual Gryffindor writer moodboard

[oh-glasgow]

Some of the Trump protest signs in Glasgow:

[oh-glasgow]

All excellent work by everyone involved.

Thank you, Glasgow. ✊❤

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

@scotsdragon

My desire to move to your country just got even more intense today :D

[thunderkingzack]

this is a beautiful site to see

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 Awe inspiring :D <3

[isolate]

if you didn’t believe that England hates Donald Trump already: the most recent news of his visit today is that the mayor of London approved protestors releasing a £16,000 Trump in-a-diaper balloon to fly 98ft above ground when he visits, and literally no British person is surprised. Welcome to London.

[isolate]

I’m literally not kidding

[isolate]

the people who are managing the balloon are called trump babysitters. I’ve never loved my country more.

[eligantly]

i fucking love this country. Trust us to make the president feel welcome

[isolate]

the best part about this is that trump expected to have a royally welcome visit but as soon as he made an appearance, thousands of angry British people started chanting “fuck trump!” on repreat for hours.

[eligantly]

UPDATE: Trump has managed to generate a bigger crowd than Obama did, but for all the wrong reasons. The entirety of London is filled with angry anti-trump protestors, to the point where he is refusing to make an appearance due to fear for his safety.

[isolate]

Here are some fucking awesome protest signs being shown today. I hope we’ve made you proud!

[liraelclayr]

I LOVE “All in all you’re just another prick with no wall”.

[valtsv]

concept: a game called “john mulaney or cecil palmer?” where you have to guess if a quote was said by popular stand-up comedian john mulaney or fictional radio host cecil gershwin palmer

[valtsv]

this might sound easy, but please keep in mind that john mulaney has said “whoa, that tall child looks terrible! get some rest, tall child! you can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!” and cecil palmer has said “alligators: can they kill your children? yes.”

[woolsoft]

whoops i made it

[valtsv]

hey did you know i would die for you

[slightmayhem]

Addition; I failed. 50% is passing

[schostakowitsch-remade]

@morphogenetic

[mistah-steeeel]

I failed holy crap

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

We do not deserve him

[nudityandnerdery]

I wonder what it’s about.

Wait. “Ethnically inaccurate version of Hitler”? Who…

Oh my god.

[jswift-lgbtq]

😂Me too -J

[constellation-megdromeda]

An Asexual, a Pansexual, and a Bisexual Walk Into a Bar

They finish this hilarious joke but everyone ignores them

[laura-is-on-fire]

The Gay Agenda

me: i just wish I knew if she was gay or not so i could make a move!

crush: *casually mentions gayness in conversation*

me: well that clears things up *retreats into black hole to continue admiring from afar*

[jswift-lgbtq]

Definitely 😂 -J

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]

The Holy Trinity

[sadrien-depreste]

me: *sees a small child*

me: i envy your young brain’s plasticity for natural language acquisition

[humorhour]

[poshwife]

[island-delver-go]

[atavus-blog]

[ryanphantom]

me: accomplishes something actually productive

the fbi agent watching me:

[neutralbacteria]

[kaijuno]

Hi please watch this video of a man getting rekt by a 450hp fan

[johnnystrophywife-remade]

@shelovesjinyoung