, ironically

lydia. she/her

[swarnpert]

guy in the frozen food aisle walking around with his hands behind his back like he's at a museum

[chillyfeetsteak]

coming for you

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

[eternal-confusion-of-han]

this rave sucks they don't even have platypus controlling me

[omnidudess-deactivated20240501]

Oh yeah, she deserved that Oscar bad

[dancinbutterfly]

He wants to fuck her so bad it makes him look stupid

[xadnem]

That's his fiancee.

[westofwonders]

[important-animal-images]

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[jumex]

Anyway *finds beauty*

[ametoraeye]

[sarahseeandersen]

[melonflavored]

Fuck i hate how funny he is

[matrixonvhsanddvd]

I need to see a bitches arm vein while she chokes me, I need a death grip on my throat

[sinisterdog]

[capitalismkillz]

He would not fucking say that

[riverpiracy]

do you think a 22 yr old is too young for a 24 yr old?

i mainly fuck divorced fathers so i wouldn't know too much about that.. but yeah i think they should both be put to death

[byjove]

I just wonder how old people do not notice their grandkid is flamboyantly gay it is so funny

[byjove]

asking your butch granddaughter in a domestic partnership when she’s going to settle down with a nice man is fucking wild. she is a nice man.

[duamuteffe]

I can't stop laughing

[duamuteffe]

This is by far the most popular post I've ever made and I'm glad. Fred deserves all this fame.

[drtanner]

A gamer! :)

[yandere-angela]

[holdtohealyourpartner-moved]

tumblr name a woman challenge (impossible)

[monstrousgourmandizingcats]

#why is the last one talking like women aren’t real and ‘woman’ a euphemism for ‘gay man’

(from @murderballadeer)

[pointnclick]

during small talk i mutter "what else, what else" under my breath like a standup comic running out of material on stage

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

Probably the most beautiful thing i've ever seen in the flesh