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[c-sharp-harmonic-minor]

[hughjackmansbiceps]

your historic preservation consultant sounds like a real square

[the-flute-jesus]

My flute instructor told me to sight read a piece of music “crash and burn style” UMmmm excuse me but I didn’t know there was any other way to sight read music

[teathattast]

[bandshitposts]

knock knock

who’s there?

the percussionist who just came in three bars early

[thingsmymusicprofessorssay-blog]

I SAID TIPSY NOT JAEGER BOMBS

our music teacher during our cellist’s pirates of the caribbean solo (via thingsmymusicprofessorssay)

[the-flute-jesus]

[impuretale]

I always liked Roger from 101 Dalmatians because I admire a person who, when faced with someone they dislike that’s invading their space, just aggressively plays jazz instruments at them until they leave.

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

And then writes a song about how much they suck.

[fryderykdelicateflower]

omg everyone, this is a lock of Chopin’s hair, in the Warsaw museum. HIS ACTUAL REAL HAIR.

The hair that probably flickered over his beautiful forehead as he played

I wanna touch it  ;_;

[classicalcarp-deactivated201805]

i think i finally see why everyone believes the musical side of tumblr is actually insane

[the-retired-tuba-jesus]

it took you this long? half of us still act like Superwholock 2012 tumblr

[stunningpicture]

There’s a duck on my sunroof.

[just-call-me-darling]

!!!

[breaktotheotherside]

*muffled quacks*

[shitty-composers-notes]

trumpet players always be like

“it’s not spit its condensation”

[marching-band-against-humanity]

me, a brass: *empties my spit valve*

3 clarinets: *start weeping*

altos: *evacuate the band hall*

an oboe: *throws up*

flutes: *start praying*

percussion: have you no mercy?

[exo-orbiter-1983]

A list of things said or done in my symphony rehearsals

“Brahms is a cunt”

“I swear I’m not that shitty of a musician”

“Where are we??” “I don’t know man but we passed K a while ago” *piece ends* “Well fuck”

*maintaining intense eye contact with a cellist who’s simultaneously playing*

*whips during every impact point*

Conductor: I swear it’s like you’re all on candy or something Trombonist: I’m on something much stronger than that

*screams about star wars*

Conductor: Trumpet play at 371 Trumpet: I don’t play there Conductor: check your music Trumpet: SHIT I’VE BEEN ON THE WRONG PIECE FOR 45 MINUTES

*random kazoo-ing from the violin section*

“Trumpet Daddy”

“You guys sound like chickens”

[tempo--tantrums-deactivated2017]

tag yourself i’m on candy!!!

[nakedmole-rat-deactivated202503]

I’m the trumpet playing the wrong piece

[sixpenceee]

The street light keeps these leaves warm so they haven’t fallen out yet. 

[kyol]

This is really touching

[just-shower-thoughts]

Where the fuck do hamsters roam free in the wild…

[itwasall-a-dream]

My cat Cookie has met my horn Stephan.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Millions of innocent cats have been held up in the air because of Lion King

[laurentuffield-blog]

fred: when life gives you lemons

george: turn them into chickens and let them loose in the great hall