[s-u-f-j-a-n-s-t-e-v-e-n-s]

The world is abundant. You are abundant. Abundant in what? That’s your journey.

[preachelectric]

when u have a 2am mental breakdown but u wake up fine the next day

[kidrat]

brain: u gotta be… The Best™

me: ok so we’ll work hard then?

brain: no work… only Best.

[onlytwitterpics]

[queen-ofxthe-clouds]

I’ve been laughing at this stupid fucking video for 30 minutes

[the-last-of-the-frosty-boys]

Yall sont understand this is the funniest thing ive experienced in weeks

[fish-food-s]

holy fucking shit

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via jaysc0)

[bone-cement-huffer]

[foothive-deactivated20170802]

cats opening doors with their faces is astounding. you got four paws little fool.

[pavelyan]

it’s not. that it sucks. i’ve just. seen it 48 times

[fursuitpursuits]

[xenogears]

[saltrat88]

[drhanniballecter]

This singular video has some of the best reaction images I’ve ever goddamn seen I mean like

[keysmash-warrior-deactivated202]

She’s so talented

[reinhardvoninstagramm]

[sayohazawa]

fun thing i just remembered

in japanese, there’s a term for a person who dual wields swords called “ryoutoutsukai”, literally meaning something along the lines of “two sword user”. it’s ALSO a euphemism for bisexuality

[koolworu]

Duel-wielding is bisexual culture

[dorkydelphox]

[loveliest--dream]

🙏🙌

[catchymemes]

[paininmyassachusetts]

Would sleeping with a centaur be considered bestiality?

[racistspiderman]

Yes

[paininmyassachusetts]

That raises another question: do centaurs have human or horse genitals? Or both?

[racistspiderman]

Horse.

[volcel-official]

Then the question is, would it be morally acceptable for a centaur to mate with a normal horse

[paininmyassachusetts]

And what would the offspring be like?

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

I hate all of this

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

[slav-orson-krennic-deactivated2]

This is the last thing you see before you die

[jayykesley]

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

Ok everyone we found it. The worst post

[angelstills]

Cameron Diaz on the animation of the 2001 film, Shrek.

[nursery-deactivated20160926]

me watching shrek

[maxistentialist-deactivated2020]

Every word in this headline is funnier than the one before it.