Chicago Trash

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[bbreakddancennothhearts]

You were my most painful “almost”...

[ink-and-oceans]

“Please hold me, but don’t fix me. I’m broken and the cracks run deeper than you’d imagine, but I’m still beautiful. These scars make me who I am, the girl you love, so I ask that you take me as I am.”

— tara love / love me as i am

[6balls]

i witnessed the most fascinating thing today imo…my 4th grade art class were talking while they did their work and one of them was like “if you work hard all your life…….it means NOTHING” and their response was to all crack up and start running with this bit like. “you work all your life on an oil painting. the mayor comes in. he says ‘i didn’t even ask you to do that painting.’” they kept going giving examples of nothing mattering and laughing hysterically. they’re 9. like, we think OUR humor is depressing or w/e, how are THEY going to be

[certified-p0ser]

Millennials are depressed but the Gen Z kids are straight up nihilists

[nintendhoebitch]

say yes to masks, and no to bras. free the titty, protect the city.

[hellbabyfromhell]

[rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211]

Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted

[hiscarissima]

Wait what.

[rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211]

Sometimes old ladies had to kick the ladder out from under their stepfathers when they were girls and that’s valid

[missladybirdhill]

Every morning, Hank Hill wakes up and drinks a big glass of Respect Women juice

[lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers]

Sometimes people are just soooo close to getting it.

[otherwindow]

why do they always end up as blonde white women  😭

[otherwindow]

[fousheezy]

[gothcostco]

not to be too millennial but

no money

[celanon]

no house

[clst]

just avocado

[skyakafreckles]

He surely doesn’t

[txztxz-deactivated20200602]

Fort worth, Texas 2017

[hex-objekt]

Direct Action in front of the Panda Express

[jaded-not-tragic-mulatta]

I heard Hank Hill’s voice while reading that.

[sidestepup2thestreets]

what did the french trademark lawyer say to her wife

[sidestepup2thestreets]

je ™

[haineki]

overcoming ur anxiety to go out with friends

[capriciousarsonist]

ah, the two genders, Girl and Orb

[furbearingbrick]

yet another unrealistic body standard for men

[aseriouscomedian]

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[fancyclowning]

FUCK SITUATIONS!!!!!

[valtsv]

god FUCKING damnit im such a hopeless romantic one day someones gonna say “i love you” and im just going to let out an agonized scream so horrible that they immediately change their mind

[petesdragon]