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be smart be cool be an adult be remarkably adroit in social situations

[desdemonia]

i love: awful blonde vampires

[meinzsara]

[lauriemarch]

all i have going for me is my massive honkers and my beautiful natural tan. unfortunately i also come with 1782759 routines i have to follow or else i will be hit by a car on fire and an inability to look in the mirror for longer than 43 seconds

[mournfulroses]

Edna St. Vincent Millay, from a poem titled "Interim," featured in The Complete Poems of Edna St. Vincent Millay

[aropride]

i think that i deal with a lot of [remembers this isn't my diary] Nothing. i've never had a problem

[mixedmedialesbianism]

Types of Butches, as shown through the Muppets

[w9llis]

my childhood home i handpoked on my thigh

the lil vampire guy i drew on a wall when i was 3 or so

[befikra]

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

[befikra]

[librarycard]

How do we save olivia rodrigo from heterosexuality

[broresteia]

hockey szn

[lauriemarch]

does anyone know how to truly confront and make peace with the horrors of passing time

[2colde]

[mimi-reissued]

[reputayswift]

I. met. him. at. a. part-y. 🎈🍾🪩🕺👀 (I. think. he. was. on. ᵈʳᵘᵍˢ. 🤪🤷‍♀️) he. was-n’t. smart. or. funn-y. 🙅‍♀️🧐🙅‍♀️🤣 (I con-vinced my-self he ʷaaaᵃˢ 🤷‍♀️🙂‍↕️) he. had. a. great. a-part-ment. 🤩👍🏢 (and a-car his parents ᵇᵒᵘᵍʰᵗ 🧑‍🧑‍🧒💸🏎️🥴) I. thought. that. he. was. per-fect ✨🧍‍♂️✨😍…(and NOW his NUMBer’s BLOCKED 🥴🤳🚫🧍‍♂️) took a couple 𝓂𝑜𝓃𝓃𝓉𝒽𝒽𝓈𝓈𝓈 🗓️🤏 (took a couple 𝓂𝑜𝓃𝓃𝓉𝒽𝒽𝓈𝓈𝓈 🗓️🤏) but now I am 𝓈𝑒𝒸𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓇𝑒 🙂‍↕️👍🔐 (now I am 𝓈𝑒𝒸𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓇𝑒 🙂‍↕️👍🔐) I am SO 𝑒𝓋𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝓁𝓁𝓁𝓋𝑒𝒹 🙂‍↕️✨🫩➡️😎✨ (I am SO 𝑒𝓋𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝓁𝓁𝓁𝓋𝑒𝒹 🙂‍↕️✨🫩➡️😎✨) now I ask for more and MORE and MORE and MORE and MORE!!!!! I! 😎 WON’T! 🙂‍↔️ SETTLE! 🥱 FOR! A! GUY! 🧍‍♂️ WITH! A! FAKE! JOB! 🎭 theyseemsoDESPERATEforLOVIN’ but, baby, 🗣️🙅‍♀️🙂‍↔️ I’M NOT!!! 🙂‍↔️🙅‍♀️🗣️ 𝑔𝒶𝓋𝑒 🫴 my 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉 🫴💜 with 𝓏𝑒𝓇𝑜 𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓅𝓊𝓁𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃𝓈~ 🙅‍♀️📝 (𝓃𝑜𝓌. I 𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒 💜🤏 careful 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 📄🧐💭) I’M! 😎 NOT! 🙂‍↔️ KISSIN’! 🙂‍↔️🫸😘 ANY! BOY! 🧍‍♂️ THAT! IS! PASS-IVE! 🥱🤷‍♂️ theirindecISIONisPAINfully unATTRACTIVE! 🤔💭🤷‍♂️ 🤢🤕🙅‍♀️ 𝓅𝒶𝓈𝓉 🗓️ mis𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓈 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨💔 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓃𝑒𝓌 𝒾𝓃𝒻𝑜𝓇𝓂𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 📝🧐💭 THESE! DAYS! I’VE! GOT! 𝓔𝓧𝓟𝓔𝓒𝑇𝓐𝑇𝓘𝓞𝓝𝓢~ 🗣️🤚👂 “SO I HIT THE NEW YEAR 🗓️🤏🥳🪩 LIKE A SINGLE GIRL 🙅‍♀️🧍‍♂️ AT A VEGAS BAR 🏜️👯‍♂️🍾🤪 (ROCKIN’ MY MINI DRESS 💃👗🤏 WITH A VODKA CRAN 🍓🍹🤏 AND AN OPEN HEART 🫴❤️‍🩹) YEAH, I’VE GOT HOPE 🙂‍↕️🙏 YEAH, I’VE GOT DRIVE 🙂‍↕️🏃‍♀️💨 I 🙂‍↔️ WILL 🙂‍↔️ NOT 🙂‍↔️ LOSE MY 🙂‍↔️ FAITH 🙂‍↔️😎🙏…(🕶️🤏🥴 don’t think my future husband’s at this bar in Silver Lake…)”✋😳🤚 but in a couple 𝓂𝑜𝓃𝓃𝓉𝒽𝒽𝓈𝓈𝓈 🗓️🤏 (in a couple 𝓂𝑜𝓃𝓃𝓉𝒽𝒽𝓈𝓈𝓈 🗓️🤏) a man will be 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒸𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓇𝑒𝒹 🧍‍♂️🤏🙂‍↕️ (this man will be 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒸𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓇𝑒𝒹 🏃‍♂️🤏🙂‍↕️) HE will be 𝑒𝓋𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝓁𝓁𝓁𝓋𝑒𝒹 🙂‍↕️✨🧍‍♂️➡️😎✨ (HE will be 𝑒𝓋𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝓁𝓁𝓁𝓋𝑒𝒹 🙂‍↕️✨🧍‍♂️➡️😎✨) and I will be adored ADORED ADORED ADORED ADORED 🏃‍♂️🤏🥰 !!!! I! 😎 WON’T! 🙂‍↔️ SETTLE! 🥱 FOR! A! GUY! 🧍‍♂️ WITH! A! FAKE! JOB! 🎭 theyseemsoDESPERATEforLOVIN’ but, baby, 🗣️🙅‍♀️🙂‍↔️ I’M NOT!!! 🙂‍↔️🙅‍♀️🗣️ 𝑔𝒶𝓋𝑒 🫴 my 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉 🫴💜 with 𝓏𝑒𝓇𝑜 𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓅𝓊𝓁𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃𝓈~ 🙅‍♀️📝 (𝓃𝑜𝓌. I 𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒 💜🤏 careful 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 📄🧐💭) I’M! 😎 NOT! 🙂‍↔️ KISSIN’! 🙂‍↔️🫸😘 ANY! BOY! 🧍‍♂️ THAT! IS! PASS-IVE! 🥱🤷‍♂️ theirindecISIONisPAINfully unATTRACTIVE! 🤔💭🤷‍♂️ 🤢🤕🙅‍♀️ 𝓅𝒶𝓈𝓉 🗓️ mis𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓈 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨💔 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓃𝑒𝓌 𝒾𝓃𝒻𝑜𝓇𝓂𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 📝🧐💭 THESE! DAYS! I’VE! GOT! 𝓔𝓧𝓟𝓔𝓒𝑇𝓐𝑇𝓘𝓞𝓝𝓢~ 🐭 ᴵ'ᵛᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵇᶦᵍ. ᵉˣᵖᵉᶜᵗᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ. ᴵ'ᵛᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ʳᵉᵃˡ. ᵇᶦᵍ. ᵉˣ⁻ᵖᵉᶜ⁻ᵗᵃᵗ⁻ᶦᵒⁿˢ. ᴵ'ᵛᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵇᶦᵍ. ᵉˣᵖᵉᶜᵗᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ. ᴵ'ᵛᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ʳᵉᵃˡ. ᵇᶦᵍ. ᵉˣ⁻ᵖᵉᶜ⁻ᵗᵃᵗ⁻ᶦᵒⁿˢ. 🐭 🤖 𝚜𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚋𝚒𝚐. 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜. 𝚜𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕. 𝚋𝚒𝚐. 𝚎𝚡-𝚙𝚎𝚌-𝚝𝚊𝚝-𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜. 𝚜𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚋𝚒𝚐. 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜. 𝚜𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕. 𝚋𝚒𝚐. 𝚎𝚡-𝚙𝚎𝚌-𝚝𝚊𝚝-𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜. 🤖 I! 😎 WON’T! 🙂‍↔️ SETTLE! 🥱 FOR! A! GUY! 🧍‍♂️ WITH! A! FAKE! JOB! 🎭 theyseemsoDESPERATEforLOVIN’ but, baby, 🗣️🙅‍♀️🙂‍↔️ I’M NOT!!! 🙂‍↔️🙅‍♀️🗣️ 𝑔𝒶𝓋𝑒 🫴 my 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉 🫴💜 with 𝓏𝑒𝓇𝑜 𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓅𝓊𝓁𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃𝓈~ 🙅‍♀️📝 (𝓃𝑜𝓌. I 𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒 💜🤏 careful 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 📄🧐💭) I’M! 😎 NOT! 🙂‍↔️ KISSIN’! 🙂‍↔️🫸😘 ANY! BOY! 🧍‍♂️ THAT! IS! PASS-IVE! 🥱🤷‍♂️ theirindecISIONisPAINfully unATTRACTIVE! 🤔💭🤷‍♂️ 🤢🤕🙅‍♀️ 𝓅𝒶𝓈𝓉 🗓️ mis𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓈 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨💔 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓃𝑒𝓌 𝒾𝓃𝒻𝑜𝓇𝓂𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 📝🧐💭 THESE! DAYS! I’VE! GOT! 𝓔𝓧𝓟𝓔𝓒𝑇𝓐𝑇𝓘𝓞𝓝𝓢~

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[ozempicofficial]

[spiderbitesandvampirevenom]

can we bring back the term "fair-weather friend" bc I feel like if fair-weather friends got called that more this whole argument about whether or not you should be there for your friends when it's inconvenient/at what point of personal inconvenience it's ok to bail on your friends would kinda fall apart bc like. we literally have a word for "friend who's only there when you don't need something from them" because the baseline expectation is that a friend should be there even when it sucks. like we used to make fun of people for bailing on their friends.