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Just gonna vibe here. Born in 1998

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[blanketfortarchitect]

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[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[thegoodmorningman]

Happy Friday!!! When reality is crashing down around you, crash out right back at it in every direction!!! Good Morning to you and yours!!!

[magnificentbluebirdcreation]

For so long am draw water boy and aquaman now it getting harder cause am can’t find a match for the rest of the Z-team like who will with Malevola or Prism if you have some idea just comment let me see what your thoughts about is

[indie-hills]

Okay, but THIS evoked a question

Is he listening to "Hug You Hardcore" by Lordi???? Because if he is... I would adore this man more than I already do

He's trying to show you his playlist! (Also I had to draw this on my phone so, bad quality) But he is listening to "Hug you hardcore" by Lordi. He's a cutie like that. I put the song in his playlist, too (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

[markerblue]

THE TIP NO LONGER A WIP! @remotetrash

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[junkmixart]

There was so much gay baiting in this game it was surreal that these guys weren't Robert's additional love interests 60

LIKE TELL ME WHY THERE WERE ONLY TWO ✌️✌️✌️

💕Which dating route would you pick? 💕

[mottesk]

falling asleep on the couch // falling asleep at the desk

big brother chase will always be a big brother

[apllecrash]

UHHMM!!

[sixthrock]

this is really one of the best images ever

[dudewheresmycock]

[that-house]

death to the surveillance state

[citrusclowncircus]

their dynamic to me is "hahaha this dude makes me laugh, let's go to jcpenny's together"

[leucotoe-archive-deactivated202]

words of affirmation i repeat on the daily

[34ants]

my bones have been hurting from the cold lately so i needed to make Robert harass the zteam with bone pain too

[artsekey]

More Dispatch pixel sprites, featuring Blazer, Sonar, and a biblically accurate Beef (his collar was red last time I posted him, whoops)

[midorilied]

And I haven't even mentioned the nightmare clown sequence!

Whenever I see theories that Toy Story would hit hard for Tenna, I wanna bring 1987's The Brave Little Toaster to the conversation.

[suedoodle]

It's cold outside 🥶