[jonbutter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bakwaaas]

Hessa al Ajmani

[lavender-dreamss]

Have u ever been so stressed u made a bagel

(Ps it works but results may vary)

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

i am going to sound ssssooooooo mean. but. i legit do not care if it wasn’t that couple’s intention to start a wildfire. like...no kidding. i never thought it was. who would intentionally set california on fire for a gender reveal??? they still deserve to be ridiculed as much as they are. sorry

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

as a californian, we know when wildfire season is. we watch it every year. we know what point in the summer is most dangerous for things like bonfires or outdoor barbecues or fireworks. how self-centered do you have to be to set off explosives in the middle of a dry field, in the middle of california, in the middle of august? in the middle of a PANDEMIC? for a GENDER REVEAL! i’m fucking livid

[ectoimp]

As someone personally affected and REALLY close to the “park” they were at, Its not mean to call them morons. Do you wanna see what that area looks like? (or looked like). Heres El Dorado Park.

Its a damn tinderbox! The santa anas(high, dry winds for those not around here) are starting and it was 110 when they decided to light pyrotechnic device! It went from a 35 to 400acres in 30 minutes! I still have my bags packed just in case we need to evacuate! (im barely outside the evac zone). ive been choking on smoke all weekend! Fuck em!

[itsladykit]

For the non-Californians out there, think of it like drunk driving.

You know the possble consequences for driving drunk. You know the results could be devastating. If you choose to go through with it anyway and the worst happens, it doesn’t matter what you “intended”. You’re an asshole.

[theunmistakablecharlescorvid]

You can Naruto Run but you can’t Naruto Hide.

[blackwaterworks]

Pokemon Anime since day fuckin one

[marlynnofmany]

This is (A) hilarious, and (B) perfect for adapting to a science fiction setting. 

Sneaking onboard an alien ship?  Send in Stabby the Roomba first.

[lavender-dreamss]

So slightly obsessed with this pic of Vince showing me how to break down a salmon. Previous jobs have doubted my skills and size and I haven’t gotten that much practice breaking down proteins, I usually get stuck on pantry station. But my husband sees past that and is helping me get up to speed on things I should be fully trained on. The culinary industry is highly sexist and I’ve experienced it multiple times, so has so many other women in this industry. Just happy to be honing my skills and build my career💕

[animatedtext]

[amandamcgeeartistry]

I paint my kitty🐈

[sailorswelcome]

[sixpenceee]

tap tap tap tap

Source

[animusrox]

[aestheticahelzeria]

[vympr]

Scientist bakes sourdough bread with yeast derived from 4500 year old Egyptian pottery

i'm losing my mind @ this thread......historie......

[sassytail]

also please note that this scientist is in fact the retired man who invented the xbox.

[sixpenceee]

This isn’t steak, its a rock.

[jackofcastles-deactivated202112]

Forbidden sirloin

[writing-prompt-s]

You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.

[issabella]