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Toby • Multi-fandom • Occasional NSFW

[meladoodle]

please watch this video

[hotvampireadjacent]

“weather BOY” power move

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

*seductively lays across your lap and starts crying*

[boringlynn]

Hey loook at this photo of my snake! Their name is olive and they are like 8 months old, a very good eater and a very sweet snake. Has only bitten oNcE ;)) Anyways I’d like to remind everyone who sees this post to: • take a shower if you need to • change clothes (especially socks and underwear) if you haven’t in a bit and they are getting dirty • take any meds that you need to • wash any piercings • if it’s around nighttime, put your phone on night mode so it dosent bother your sleeping • try to think about something positive in your life, and just really appreciate it. Ya’ll are amazing and wonderful and I appreciate you, and my snake appreciates you!! Although they are a snake and don’t know what Tumblr is but I’m sure If they did they would appreciate you too.

[tahitea]

im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

[sam-winchester-cries-during-sex]

that’s 110%

[cianur00]

[filesdone-deactivated20130818]

thats the best gif I’ve ever seen for this kind of thing

[101katten-deactivated20191203]

[cglmrfreeman]

omg the tag isn’t even off the bed yet! ;w;

[zzazu]

This cat looks and sounds like a very very tiny mountain lion

[lifecrystals]

CAN WE TALK ABOUT ITS LITTLE TONGUE STICKING OUT

[drtanner]

I will never not reblog this happy baby.

[miles-b-morales-deactivated2026]

[deluxury]

THIS IS THE SINGLE GREATEST POST IN TUMBLR HISTORY. RECOGNIZE.

[aspiritualbumpit-deactivated202]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[acoustickub]

It’s back!

[pinkcookiedimples-deactivated20]

Had to read it in Quagmire’s voice 😭

[nightmargin]

Ｗ　Ｅ　Ｌ　Ｃ　Ｏ　Ｍ　Ｅ

[failmacaw]

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

[stickyfrogs]

[iterativeimprovement]

I could watch this all day.

[persephonesecretlair]

he flipped

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

I swear to gawd do it again. Do it… Do it again I promise you… Do it, i swear to gawd, bro…

[funnelcloudd]

@scottbaiowulf

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

[witchomo-blog]

What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake

[witchomo-blog]

The boys…

They have arrived….

[lavenderashe-blog1]

anime woman: *has a baby*

anime doctor: *checks the baby's hairstyle* i'm sorry ma'am......he's a main character

anime woman: *sob* no.....i'm too young to die........

anime doctor: i'm sorry....you know the rules...... *takes out a gun*

[actual-emperor-zarkon]

Wait.... so I have a few concerns. 1. So you'd have sexual desire for a fuckin robot space cat 2. You'd fuck Shiro if you got the chance -Pidge is awesome btw- 3. How would having sex with a space robo cat work?

1) Probably2) Yeah3) I can dream

[saltwife]

3: I have read that fic

[actual-emperor-zarkon]

What in the fuck is this

[jungleboyblue]

Fucking space robot furry scaley binch I’m kink shaming

[actual-emperor-zarkon]

Kink shame my son he’s into some fucked up shit

[jungleboyblue]

I’m kink shaming your entire fleet zarkon You’re literally a giant ass lizard leading furries how does that even work

[voltrondotuvibes]

[zarkophagus]

zartron

WE HAVE BEEN SUMMONED AGAIN

[zarkophagus]

scarkon

[lonelypaladin]

“You wish Zarkon.  It’s totally the other way around.”

[zarkophagus]

im not the one screamin in that picture

[daddydaily]

today’s daddy of the day is: zarkon from voltron: legendary defender

[begrudged-octopus]

@zarkophagus how do you feel about this

[zarkophagus]

who’s ur daddy

[zarkophagus]

bitch dont know what they missin

[daddydaily]

today’s daddy of the day is: zarkon from voltron: legendary defender

[geekandmisandry]

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

[neverblogidly]

Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents