catrchckern

no.

[lynxinia]

i attracted a deathclaw to my settlement and all it ever does is queue for beverages

[angremlin-deactivated20250312]

Big Thirsty

[b0ggyb1tch]

serve the lady

[platypusinplaid]

[f1rstperson]

[vaspider]

this is it, i’m dead, this has killed me

[prideprejudce]

she weaponized her gag gift im crying

[tastefullyoffensive]

[unit04-archive-blog]

[gif87a-com]

[whothebuckisfuckybruh-deactivat]

me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time:

[fuzipenguin]

I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can see why.

[cappucino-commie]

I forgot vets existed for a moment and that comment made me wonder what Cryptid had gotten a doctorate and was performing surgery.

[animals-lovers]

(Source)

[mad-hare]

[mariosupershowlol-blog]

King Koopa: When I want my feet licked I’ll ask for it! …I want my feet licked

*Underlings begin to lick his feet while creating the most disgusting sound imaginable*

[eltigrechico]

me, reading this and still turning the sound on for some reason:

[porterr-robinson]

[hazbin-hotel-screencaps]

[vote-for-eggman]

she killed him with a fuckin look

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

The I, Robot sequel looks lit.

[joosh-actual-deactivated2018092]

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

it got better.

[egberts]

i’m making alana listen to stuck in the drive thru by weird al and she has no prior knowledge of this song or that it’s 11 minutes long

[striders]

about 8 minutes in i said “this is the longest goddamn song in the fucking world” and courtney looked at me like i was insane and said “it’s only 3 minutes?” and i BELIEVED THEM

[egberts]

PRANK’D

[hocotate]

NONE of this would be happening in the Berenstein universe

[cheese24k]

[ceramicpuppyclown]

reblog for easter

[taorluath-deactivated20221106]

2018 is the year i finally make whatever memes i want

[kendrysaneela]

Have you ever heard someone say something SO straight that you can’t even process it right away? Like it’s not homophobic or ignorant or anything its just SO straight that you have to sit there for a few minutes silently because your queer brain can’t even process it?

[thotsune]

fuck that’s valid

[ufansius]

[gdfalksen]

Watch set into a single Colombian emerald crystal, circa 1600; the watch is part of the Cheapside Hoard, a cache of jewels and jewelry buried since the Great Fire of London in 1666 and rediscovered in 1912.

More from the Hoard here, here, and here.