LavenderHillLove

"May your Air Nomads fly freely and your enemies be burning skeletons in sapphire flames." Azulaang fanfic writer. Check out my stories on fanfiction.net. I'm a totally random person. I belong to a few fandoms but if anyone wants to explain Full Metal Alchemist to me I'd be super appreciative.

[usaproblems]

USA Problem #46

[butts-n-babushka-deactivated201]

Why are they controlling and in charge of us. This country has some fucked up morals

[theairisacid-blog1]

The last one literally terrifies me. 

[lavenderhilllove]

What is your username on FFN so that I can read your fics 😊

Hi! It’s LavenderHillLove. Enjoy! 

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being?

Oscar Wilde (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

[itsfuuh]

But it was funny, because he was talking about, "Man, I’m like putting on this weight, and I’m retaining all this water," and I’m like, "You’re such a girl, dude." And then he does that and his pants rip, and I just couldn’t hold it in, it was hilarious. What an idiot.

[el-cadejos]

[scream]

[thepompousprofessor-deactivated]

Truer words have never been said.

[badblueprints]

[rodenburger]

when my mum holds my hand in public

[butyouaremymess]

[allo-nsy]

A collection of some of tumblr’s best asks

[andthatlittleblackdress-deactiv]

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

[wishfulpeople-deactivated202112]

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

[lavenderhilllove]

i wish there was a way of saying: “i saw that like 6 months ago on tumblr.” without sounding like a pretentious douche 

[clipart1111111111-deactivated20]

'cause every song is like gold teeth, grey goose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

[izyurfimenipaflanyant]

im very disappointed. when the flyer said “come watch the great dane cook live” i wasn’t expecting a white man telling bad jokes. i thought i payed $50 to watch a dog prepare a meal

[onceawhoreyourenothingmorex]

[bamchrista-deactivated20130321]

kaeorin:

beearghcee:

tyleroakley:

Apparently this has been confirmed by Disney Pixar developers.

Life. Complete.

 oh my god.

WH-WH-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.  I MISS YOU BOO.

[toughtink]

omg and she’s playing with a blue kitty toy. :3

[ajcrowlor]

#so #do all pixar movies #take place in the same universe? #like toys are secretly alive #monsters are real #meanwhile in france rats are cooking #and in australia fish plan on escaping #and somewhere in south america a house just landed on a cliff #and in the future the humans just rediscovered earth #and superheroes have been real this whole time #just in hiding #and cars is just some kid’s fever

[icefire149]

crying

[psychoactivelectricity]

Different densities of liquids

[yellowfangofstarclan]

[quatral2]

a must reblog for the scientific community

[dontdontdontdont]

it took me a solid minute to figure out what the hell they meant by die

[tokyofive]

[sagihairius]

so for my class you have to submit your homework through the schools email thing

as an attachment

where the title of the work can be seen

which i forgot completely 

i just submitted a paper called “fuck bitches get Monet”