Lavender Angel

Minors DNI ! | 20 | It/ They | Be nice to me plz X3! The Thingy

[blairelythere-deactivated202510]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime;

That's why I meow on company time

[batch-of-pengwings]

Cracking one of these bad bois open & sharing with my mutuals

'Tis the season

[softwaring]

[theunfairfolk]

are they perhaps a gnome

[um-jammer-tranny]

are they a gnome stoner ?

[lavendersangelwings]

A gnomer perhaps?

[1los]

[heatherfranzen]

‘Tis the season! Scaredy Cat is popping up around the internet again. I am amazed that so many people continue to love it after I finished it 4 years ago. Thank you so much! <3

For those of you who love Scaredy Cat, mini books are available for purchase in my shop!

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[acekoral]

Only trust friends who make unintelligible noises, got it

[alexiaroselikethewine]

Rrrarf arf wruff ruff arff bark!!

[guerrillatech]

[yossyislandd]

[meltielyn]

Me receiving a message just to find out that it's just a porn bot

[prettiestboytoy2]

[prettiestboytoy2]

[5t4r5cr34m-ah3g40-h00d13]

[mcgee427]

the eepy affects us all

[waheelawhisperer]

What kind of tail do you wish you had?

Canine (wolf/dog/fox etc.)

Feline (cat/lion/tiger etc.)

Equine (horse/zebra/donkey etc.)

Reptilian (snake/alligator/lizard etc.)

Devil/Demon

Rabbit

Mythological Creature (dragon/manticore/mokele-mbembe, etc.)

Rodent

Simian (monkeys)

Other/See Results (tell me in the notes)

Voting ended onNov 19, 2023

Reblog for larger sample size etc.

[dogydogdog]

I want an actual snoozefest...

[hcid6dchu-deactivated20250820]

everyone will oversleep and come late, be prepared

[lavendersangelwings]

Be unprepared

[sourcreammachine]

choose your inhumanity

alien hybrid shapeshifter

augmented bionic robogirl

Voting ended onNov 19, 2023

and no this is not a race war, in fact we will all be kissing sloppy style

[fishtopherrs]

BLAHAJ NOOOOOOOOO

[caats]

Cats are so excited for Christmas ♡

[ha-pax]

[mistomaxo]

the juice is loose

[toloveviceforitself]

…what the shit did I just watch

[wiseguynephile]

the really comprehensive befuckening of a house

[toloveviceforitself]

…ask a stupid question, I guess

[wiseguynephile]

wait look i found the real answer:

“This is from a Norwegian television show called “Ikke Gjør Dette Hjemme” (Don’t Try This At Home). It’s basically Mythbusters with a sprinkle of Jackass on top. Every season is filmed at abandoned homes scheduled for demolition, where the two hosts seek to answer the burning questions most people have.”

[tflatte]

…but what question led to THIS?

[lyrangalia]

The question seems to be “what happens if you mixed elephant toothpaste, gasoline, and fire together in a staircase”, which, I don’t know why you would ask that very specific question but maybe it’s a burning question in Norway.

[lurking-latinist]

It’s certainly a burning question.

[celamity]

I located the episode and the premise was that washing stairs is tedious and mops are old fashioned and shouldn’t it be much better to make a soapy foam to cleanse the stairs, except flammable so you can dry the stairs by setting the foam on fire…

In the end, as they watched flames shoot out of the chimney as the house burned down, they agreed that the experiment had turned out a bit more cataclysmic than they’d anticipated.