The Punnjest Since 1995

Eyyy! Just call me Tucker or Ray. Please read my About and Blacklist if you want to. Also, see that message button? Yeah. That's the one. Send me something. Talk to me. I would love that.

[rlhansen]

[epsilontucker-deactivated202404]

student activist vanessa thinks that carolina is attentively taking notes but actually she is just doodling sketches of kimball in a notebook

[as-z-goes]

Does anybody else really like it when someone plays with your hands? Like when they just grab your hands and massage them or when they hold your hand and move your fingers around and then kiss them. Does anyone else like that or am I just weird?

[clowncrownallenwalker]

Re-blog if you would accept somebody you knew who came out as asexual

I’m honestly really curious to see how many people actually accept it. Because there are allot of people who don’t believe it’s real. Or at the least don’t accept it when somebody they know come out as asexual. 

[gifsboom]

[daveexmachina]

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

[olivia-online]

oh my God

[angelaprime]

This is like a horror film to Cybertronians.

The red car is like the human centipede

[grimlock-king]

Huh now that you mention it

[basdos]

MT. Bromo | Tonnaja Anan Charoenkal

[lavernivstucker]

talking to straight white boys

boy: let's play twenty questions

me: okay, what's your favorite color?

boy: triangle, have you had sex yet?

[jasonptodd]

Pet: *falls asleep* Me: *lies down in front of them, gets three inches from their face, and stares at them for 30 minutes*

[bloggimg-deactivated20190105]

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE HANG OUT IN BATHROOMS!!!! BATHROOMS ARE A PLACE FOR PEEING AND I DONT WANT YOU TO HEAR ME PEE!!!!!!!

[pancakeremix-deactivated2019100]

stelliuminpisces

[epochayur-deactivated20150920]

[steveisoncrack-blog]

HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME

To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home. 

Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks

…I had plans today but now.

[peaceroxi]

THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.

[titaniumvulpes]

FUCK THIS GAME

LAST TIME I PLAYED IT DUMPED ME IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY

I PLAYED FOR LIKE 8 HOURS BEFORE BREAKING DOWN CRYING

[1blesstherains]

OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!

[one-pointperspective-deactivate]

IT’S BACK

[scully1998]

WHY IS THIS BACK

[darringtonshorthalt]

WHYYYYY

[kuoret-deactivated20140823]

oh shit

I HAVEN’T USED THIS GIF SINCE FEBRUARY

[krakkenchaos]

Always reblog Mapcrunch when someone tries to bring it back

[benegesserwitch]

“Not ALL police!” You’re right. Paul Blart, Mall Cop, would never do such a thing.

[skygenders]

Canadian Photoset #19

more?

American Photoset#18

German Photoset#20

[grumpybearbutch]

me*suddenly is very very sad* me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[magpiecrime]

Excellent date idea: watch every season of Red vs. Blue with me while cuddling and kiss me.

[wasjopara]

the fact that you can work full time in this world and still not afford to live disgusts me more and more every day

[gaeree]

[justbabyharpseals]

what

[taylakrueger]

I swear this is the best shit ever

[mythika]

I.. don’t know how to feel ‘bout this.

[thenamesjocelyn]

[jatel0-deactivated20150421]

For The Masses:

http://gen.lib.rus.ec

http://textbooknova.com

http://en.bookfi.org/

http://www.gutenberg.org

http://ebookee.org

http://www.manybooks.net

http://www.giuciao.com

http://www.feedurbrain.com

http://oll.libertyfund.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=380

http://www.alleng.ru/ 

http://www.eknigu.com/ 

http://ishare.iask.sina.com.cn/

http://2020ok.com/

http://www.freebookspot.es/Default.aspx

http://www.freeetextbooks.com/

http://onebigtorrent.org/

http://www.downeu.me/ebook/

http://forums.mvgroup.org

http://theaudiobookbay.com/

More Here

[keomoto-deactivated20141214]

no one coulda reblogged this a month ago when i spent 500

[kreativegeenius]

momentsbymarcus

[trappunzelll]

Look at KB coming through

[kimreesesdaughter]

Every time you see this, reblog it. There is always someone in college that will see this.