[plain-and-simple-ninja]

the amount of relatable songs this year is astounding. i feel better in my sweater??? i want to go to sleep??? yES. SAME GURL (gn) SAME

[ranboo5]

🐖... This is such a nice emote on my phone. He's standing

[ranboo5]

For those not on my phone

[memewhore]

[danielkanhai]

i hate when apps know that i’m screenshotting something. when i screenshot something, that’s me acting outside your realm of understanding, app. i am beyond what you consider the observable universe. you’re not supposed to perceive me. we don’t know when god screenshots the earth. we don’t know when he’s like, “okay i’m just gonna take a pic in case i ever want to add dinosaurs back to something later and don’t remember how.” and if we did, we wouldn’t act all smug about it like, “hey, you wanna share that post? you could just click here to share it.” no, man. you didn’t catch me. i screenshotted this for my own reasons. what’s next? i can’t take a photo of my computer screen with my phone out of laziness without being shamed by the printer i don’t own?

[beemovieerotica]

omg so we have 1 seeing dog and 1 blind dog and whenever there's a toy they both want, the seeing dog takes it and just...stands very still. immobile. she KNOWS he will try to wrestle it from her but she has figured out that if she does not squeak it, then he will not find it. leading to this.

"god....grant me the strength to not squeak the squeaky toy"

[shegos]

#current mood

[bigsadeyes]

being the waitresses defense lawyer every time you go out to eat with your family. it ain’t much but it’s honest work

[luobingmeis]

a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks

[luobingmeis]

i’m really glad this post was a hit with the gays

[trianglart]

I had to draw this 

[solomonsgarden-deactivated20240]

Urban America Photographed in the 1970s / Shopping Mall in Staten Island, NY / Spanish Harlem, NY / Flea Market in Berkeley, CA / 8th Street in Manhattan, NY / Restaurant in Manhattan Beach, CA / Lombard Street in San Francisco, CA

[electricheart]

at the end of the day I’m just a girl who loves her bed

[cristalplanetheart]

[rivers-for-me]

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

[proudspoonie]

[chewedcorn]

christ on a cracker (the last supper, oil on saltine)

[hislittleflower-throughconcrete]

I don’t know why, but reading “oil on saltine” just sent me

[gunsandfireandshit]

[memewhore]

[void-of-erebos]

At first I thought this was a backpack, and I was so fucking confused

[disorentedfae]

Reblog to give your followers each their own sword.

[shadow-wizard-moneygang]

[hungwy]

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

[how-not-to-human]

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes