Monsters and Mayhem

Mostly mayhem. Your one stop shop for terrible prank ideas and brain vomit from an obnoxious Australian woman

[7842758406546745643087-deactiva]

the traits “likes spooky stuff” and “is a genuine coward” CAN coexist within one person. it’s me i’m in hell

[gerudho]

[night-life154]

[askstarliner-deactivated2014031]

This is real film of a real ghost

[the-archetype-of-civilization]

JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS.

[seenkseeb]

you can’t photoshop that shit. you just can’t 

[lawless-lesbian]

@imthecoolertwin [cracks knuckles]

[zsnes]

[catchymemes]

[lawless-lesbian]

@cryptidcrybabies

[shalrath]

australians dont have sex

australians mate

[105northtower]

I spat out my coffee

[quarterclever]

sorry about your

[inkywink]

fUCK

[jwasontodd]

[mslockheart]

I always have to start the New Years with this picture.

[skywalker-of-tatooine]

Last night I had a dream that I was invited to some kind of sith or empire dinner party and after I got there I ended up wandering into the kitchen and Palpatine was straight up cooking a chicken with force lightning

[geistygeist]

The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be…unnatural.

[stressedfire-deactivated2022070]

@sixpencee So I messed around with the inspirational quote generator again… and it created another gem!

[theapesescape]

@wearesummoner @wearemage @wearesoulbinder

[insomniac-arrest]

sir, that’s my emotional support lesbian

[cannabinomad]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

2010 was a simpler time 

[karnalesbian]

‘bastard’ is the swiss army knife of ways to address someone

[karnalesbian]

literally every conceivable human emotion can be expressed by using it as a term of address

[friends-first-deactivated201205]

[coolsaddad-blog]

How to tape up your hands before a fight

[coelasquid]

Useful reference?

[molecular-despot]

Let’s go beat someone up! But no seriously, does this prevent pain or something ? What do these bandages actually serve ? 

[coelasquid]

It keeps your bones aligned to prevent injury, compresses soft tissue to make the fist more rigid, and pads the knuckles. Skull bones are sturdier than hand bones, and even if you know what you’re doing there’s a high risk of damaging your metacarpals if you punch someone barehanded. It’s why they recommend if you find yourself in a fight unprepared to bunt their nose with the butt of your palm, because if the other person tucks their head and you end up hitting their forehead instead it’ll do a lot less damage to your palm than your knuckles.

[angelicpaintbrush]

Tumblr teach’n you how to fucks someone’s shit up.

[incomprehensible-hogwash]

@warriormale @imfemalewarrior

[imfemalewarrior]

For any followers that might need to know how to do this! There are also Youtube tutorials you can watch if you find the above diagram confusing! 

Good luck in your training! 

-FemaleWarrior 

[lawless-lesbian]

@cryptidcrybabies

[foodstain]

[fartinonfaces]

please let me go here when i die

[funohtrixpointnever-deactivated]

[earthstory]

[somespicyshrimp]

i’m a walking disaster but at least i’m not straight

[zevveli]

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

[elsajeni]

An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered

[lawless-lesbian]

@cryptidcrybabies @imthecoolertwin

[imthecoolertwin-blog-deactivate]

this sounds like something you would have done

[lawless-lesbian]

Who’s saying it wasn’t me

[zevveli]

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

[elsajeni]

An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered

[lawless-lesbian]

@cryptidcrybabies @imthecoolertwin