this is garbage

[tyleroakley]

oh my god

[setheverman]

this. this is art.

[eatnsand-deactivated20190214]

Trust me. I’m a mom.

[theonlylivingboyinnewyork]

Why does this man dressed up as a woman remind me so much of Scarlett Johanson?

[culturedwalnuts]

“You don’t spend time in Phoenix, you lose time in Phoenix”

[lmfaoking]

I’m crying

[polyglotten]

[chlommunist]

someone from the uk: im in sixth form

me: how many regenerations do you have left

[dutchster]

remember when we had to get out of bed to get on the internet

[trickywalrus]

[fanonical]

so what did muggles think was happening during the voldemort wars? i mean surely they had to have seen some of it, they can’t just write it off as

you know what i just remembered that we had killer clown sightings all over last year and our reaction was ‘huh that’s weird/creepy anyway let’s not wonder about that any more’

[banzaiartwork]

THE THEORY IS TRUE

[aquamaspleen-deactivated2022112]

WHITE PEARL IS EX-PINK PEARL CONFIRMED

[renxamamiya]

[fanonical]

on the first day of christmas, dumbledore gave to me

a secret passage under a tree

[fanonical]

on the second day of christmas, a house elf gave to me two mismatched socks and a secret passage under a tree

[fanonical]

on the third day of christmas, gryffindor gave to me

three angsty teens two mismatched socks and a secret passage under a tree

[fanonical]

on the fourth day of christmas, snape’s pensieve gave to me

four marauders three angsty teens two mismatched socks and a secret passage under a tree

[fanonical]

on the fifth day of christmas, honeydukes gave to me

five chocolate frogs! four marauders three angsty teens two mismatched socks and a secret passage under a tree

[fanonical]

on the sixth day of christmas, the order gave to me

six decoy potters five chocolate frogs! four marauders three angsty teens two mismatched socks and a secret passage under a tree

[fanonical]

on the seventh day of christmas, mum weasley gave to me

seven ginger weasleys six decoy potters five chocolate frogs! four marauders three angsty teens two mismatched socks and a secret passage under a tree

[fanonical]

on the eighth day of christmas, ron’s belly gave to me

eight puked up slugs seven ginger weasleys six decoy potters five chocolate frogs! four marauders three angsty teens two mismatched socks and a secret passage under a tree

[fanonical]

on the ninth day of christmas, my ticket gave to me

nine and three quarters eight puked up slugs seven ginger weasleys six decoy potters five chocolate frogs! four marauders three angsty teens two mismatched socks and a secret passage under a tree

[fanonical]

on the tenth day of christmas, the forest gave to me

ten angry centaurs nine and three quarters eight puked up slugs seven ginger weasleys six decoy potters five chocolate frogs! four marauders three angsty teens two mismatched socks and a secret passage under a tree

[fanonical]

on the eleventh day of christmas, your tumblr gave to me

eleven dirty fanfics ten angry centaurs nine and three quarters eight puked up slugs seven ginger weasleys six decoy potters five chocolate frogs! four marauders three angsty teens two mismatched socks and a secret passage under a tree

[fanonical]

on the twelth day of christmas, voldemort gave to me

twelve murdered students eleven year olds crying ten umbridge lessons nine raging howlers eight voldy pieces seven ginger…wait six ginger weasleys five crying fans! four dementors three headed dog two dead parents and bellatrix killing dobby!

[jk-bees]

Crafty Minotaur

[furankoo]

[vagabonds-and-troubadours]

Arabian Little Red Riding Hood with a red hijab

A Japanese Snow White with her coveted pale skin and shiny black hair

Mexican Cinderella with colorful Mexican glass blown slippers

Greek Beauty and the Beast where Beast is a minotaur

Culture-bent fairy tales that keep key canonical characteristics

[kristoffs-sunflowermoved-blog]

GIVE ME THESE I M M E D I A T E L Y

[moonlightdiva-deactivated201512]

Afro-Caribbean Rapunzel with 75-ft-long dreads.

[charminglyantiquated]

so i uh

I really liked this idea

(separate art post here)

[itsover09-deactivated20200721]

Imma praising this

[socialmediafakes]

Thought everyone should have the privilege to see this😍

[angrylilmexican]

MEXICAN CINDERELLA 😭♥️♥️♥️

[long-ago-1234567890]

every conflict can be solved by either communication or guillotine. every interpersonal problem is either a communication problem or a guillotine problem and i challenge you to find me a conflict that would not fit into either of these categories

[fruitgushers]

if you arent someone the church wanted dead 300 years ago are you really living

[llonelyrollingstarr]

raise your threat level and be someone the church wants dead Now

[pupperluv]

[xueyangapologist]

i’m so bad at remembering the average age for baby milestones like someone will be like “she’s 18 months (:” and i’ll be like “right what can she…… do? teeth? are there teeth?”

[westarri]

“stats?”

[toasthag]

me .01 seconds after emphatically saying yes to plans

[sea-of-serpents]

[jcash91]

I laughed so hard at this.

[2460onetruepairing]

It actually gets funnier if you read this in Sir Ian McKellen’s voice.

[zagreus]

and people say jar jar tolkien wasn’t funny