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Did you know that they had a man holding rob so they wouldnât fall over cause neither did I
this is my favorite comment on this post
Robert Pattinson POV:
Best trick I ever picked up. Seriously.
I have also learned this is great for [PICK A COOL NAME FOR A SHIP] and [LOOK UP THE FACTS ABOUT OXYGEN LEVELS] and [WHATâS THE WORD] and [DOUBLECHECK CHARACTERâS EYE COLOR] and ALL KINDS OF THINGS.
Anything that isnât critical in the moment, and could be filled in later while Iâm currently trying to burn through writing pages that will be lost if I donât get them out right now? Brackets.
This is seriously the best advice, and it really helps put it into perspective that the first draft is just that- a draft. Thereâs no reason to agonize over a particularly tricky bit of writing when you could just leave it in brackets and skip to the good parts, the parts youâve visualized. I also use brackets for [fact-check this], [use a stronger verb], [is this in character?] and other notes as I write, just so I donât forget what I want to work on when I go back and edit.Â
This works for academic writing too. If you know where youâre going just leave yourself notes to fill in later. I do this all the time,
[ID: Tweet by C. Robert Cargill @ Massawyrm
âStuck in a scene and donât know where to go next? Do what pros do:
Put what happens in brackets.
[Our hero escapes death by doing something clever.]
Then write what happens after that.
Keeping your writing momentum is key. Often later youâll find the answers later in your work.â /END ID]
[transcription: first two photos are of a sign in a snowy landscape, displaying the advancing text "DO NOT LET MOOSE / LICK YOUR CAR". the third photo is of a moose in the same landscape contemplating licking your car.]
This is the cutest thing!
oh jesus christ thatâs adorable
I ever tell you guys about my ethically dubious radio show back in college? The Mad Dad Hour?
it was an entire radio show built around perpetuating a very simple joke, but it was uniquely powerful in its capacity to prompt the reaction I was looking for.
so my slot was at the tail end of rush hour, and i got a fair number of listeners/callers who were on the way home from the office. And like, I had a lot of callers, who almost all wanted to request songs that really didnât fit with the aesthetic. I had pitched a power pop show when i got my slot, but the callers were not having it; they invariably wanted classic rock.
this made sense in a way. if you think about the demographics of the people who listened to the radio for music in 2010 instead of their ipods or cds or whatever, youâd expect them to skew older right? accordingly, i quickly realized that almost all of the people who called to request songs were Dads of a Certain Age. It was honestly annoying at first - Iâm all for most classic rock, but that wasnât what the show was supposed to be.
And so one day, when i was feeling particularly annoyed with requests that just didnât fit thematically, i came up with the joke that rapidly became the only reason I kept the show going. Per station rules, I had to play a certain number of pre-recorded PSAs during my show, and before I cut to one I was supposed to read out the song titles and artists for all the music i had played before the break. So this one day when i had to inform the world before the break that the song they just heard was, per a listenerâs request, Hey Jude by the Beatles, I decided to do a goof. I said:
âand finally, that last song you heard was Hey Jude, which was of course written and performed by the Rolling Stones.â
I barely had time to get the ads going before the phone started ringing. See, I had been assuming people would realize i was making an obvious joke by claiming one of the most well-known Beatles tracks was a Stones song, but i had failed to consider that my listeners were mostly 55-70 year old dads who were irritated from a long day in the office.
And when those dads heard me, a millennial woman, get the artist of an extremely well-known beatles song WRONG???!
they HAD to call in to correct my ignorance. never in a polite way either, it was condescending and annoyed or nothing. and like, they were just SO personally insulted by my inaccurate reporting that it took a massive amount of effort for me to avoid cracking up during the call. I had never understood why some people would enjoy trolling random strangers on the internet before, but in that moment, I understood the appeal entirely.
obviously i did it again right before the next commercial break, immediately after playing Donât Stop Me Now by Queen David Bowie.
the phone immediately began to ring.
âARE YOU AN IDIOT?â one of the callers began, âDAVID BOWIE???? THAT WAS QUEEN!â
âI thought David Bowie was the lead singer of Queen though?â I replied with as much innocent earnestness as i could conjure.
I could hear an intake of breath as the infuriated boomer on the other end of the line struggled to figure out where to even start.
And thus, the Mad Dad Hour was born.
@eduards-stuff I kept doing the same joke for an hour a week for an entire year, and the dads NEVER caught on. After episode 1 of the new format I started taking the angry dad calls on air, which added another layer of hilarity to the whole concept.
My friends on campus knew that hay I was doing and enjoyed tuning in, but only one actual listener ever figured out what I was doing, and he was literally a random 30 year old guy from the netherlands with access to an early internet connection radio service. He was possibly my only actual fan. I only know about him because he went to the effort of making a skype and paying for international service so he could call in, and while I got a few calls from him, the first remains my favorite:
me: hi there, youâve got TST-
him: *strained, wheezing dutch laughter*
me: hey, is everything o-
him: pfffHAHAHAAH YOU MAKE THEM SO MAD. THEY THINK SO LITTLE OF YOUUUUUUUU BUT THE MEN ARE THE ONES WHO ARE FOOLISH! HA! HA! HA! YOU HAVE DUPED THEM!
me: sir i do not know you and i have never even seen you but i am in romantic love with you.
guys I'm dying from all the Macron-Putin memes today
When you realize the human is trying to bathe you. (via tintin45450721)
The damning mew of utter betrayal.
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A Russian prankster glued a massive portrait of President Vladimir Putin to the inside of a residential elevator. He then placed a camera in the elevator to record peopleâs reactions.
everyone in this elevator:
My favorite part is when the kitty runs to the window and looks out like âthe outside stuff????? It is inside?????â
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The production quality had me going and the fucking caption kicked me in the face
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i need to make it clear in case people don't know this - this man is a straight up actual practicing Doctor
He what?
One whole minute of a deaf Kitty getting excited that her owner is homeÂ
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Dangerous Dogs Behind âBeware Of Dogâ Signs.
Joey has killed more than you can imagine.
so much drama in one photo
somebody hold me back
kevin and satan by vanessa stockard
you KNOW we scavenging the sea floor for nutrients
all these fucking fools on my dashboard talk about how they love bats but only show pictures of fruit bats fuck you start posting pictures of all bats i canât stand this fucking bat erasure
look at him heâs not your conventionally attractive bat but he deserves just as much love
Yo, you want some adorable non-fruit bats? Gotcha covered, pals!
Long Eared Bat, huge ears and an adorable face!
Mexican Free Tailed Bat, named for the fact that their uropatagium (back leg membrane) doesnât cover their tail, leaving them with a teeny mouse-like tail.Â
Gouldâs Wattled Bat, they got some pearly white sharp teeth, but they tell great jokes and always laugh at yours too.Â
âHAHAHAHAHA!â
Hoary Bat, AKA the bat that looks like theyâre covered in powdered sugar.
Bulldog Bat, a bulldog⊠with wings <3Â
Vampire Bat, often seen as creepy, but theyâre actually really cute. Also fun fact, vampire bats live in a social structure where able-bodied bats go out and feed and then share part of their meal with old/weak/sick members who cannot forage themselves. No survival of the fittest here, every bat helps every bat out <3Â
And lastly, the Painted Bat, and yes, those are its actual colors. Canât get any more Halloween than that <3Â