Ok folks, trying to get back into the swing of things, SO...
Hi! I'm lawrites, I'm 26 and this is decidedly NOT my day job. I wanted to start this blog to write for the plus size people out there that need some nice fanfic in their lives. No minors here please. 🔞
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I currently write for:
GOT/HOTD: Aemond Targaryen, Harwin Strong, Jon Snow, Tyrion Lannister, Sandor Clegane, Tormund, Brienne of Tarth
Star Wars: Din Djarin, Obi Wan, Darth Maul, Boba Fett
Gotham Rogues/Batman: Will do most Gotham, Arkham games, animated series, and general characters. (I won't write for Joker, except maybe Heath Ledger! joker...mainly because I just don't vibe with him 😭)
Arkham!Bane NSFW A-Z Headcanons
bane is everyone's favourite guy and i won't hear otherwise. he has been on my mind so much lately i just couldn't help myself, he needed his own a-z!!💚
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minors DNI!! 🔞
A = aftercare (what are they like after sex?)
it'll be almost entirely silent since he's probably still catching his breath from the length of time he's spent working on you, but you don't need to ask for anything. he's getting up and fetching you some water, one of his shirts to sleep in if you want it, a little snack, some pain meds (trust him, you'll be thankful) and then he'll fall asleep next to you. feel free to grab his arm and pull it around you, or koala yourself to his body, he just wants to make sure you get a chance to rest comfortably after what he's just done to you
B = body part (favourite part of theirs and their partner's)
bane's favourite part of his own body is probably unsurprisingly his arms. he's been proud in the past for their strength, for the way he shaped and formed them himself through hard work. now he likes that they can be used for something other than violence, like holding you and protecting you
on a partner, he is 100% an ass man. and not in the sense that he likes big butts, i mean he definitely does, but he will take any kind of ass. he just loves holding them, smacking them, eating them, having them on his face, his thighs, his chest. it's borderline obsessive
C = cum (anything to do with cum)
even post-venom addiction bane still finds that his cum has a teensy tiny little hint of glow in the dark green to it. he's a little self-conscious about that, so he'd rather cum inside of you or have you swallow, just so it's not something you might notice and freak out about. it's totally harmless though!! he's almost certain of that...
D = dirty secret (something they keep hidden)
he spent so long snuggling his teddy bears (and practising some techniques on them...) that he has developed a little bit of a desire for dollification, having his partner pretend to be his favourite stuffy, there to be used by him. he's a little embarrassed by how much time he's spent being intimate with soft toys, so he'll keep this secret as long as he can
E = experience (how experienced are they in bed)
he's been around the block a fair few times. people are drawn to him for the wrong reasons and then they stay for the right ones, so he's had his fair share of sexual encounters. that means he has developed not just one technique that serves everyone well but that he's learned how to read a person and know exactly what they want from him. and chances are, he's tried it before and he knows what he's doing
F = favourite position
he has three for his three favourite things
for sex, you gotta be on top and you gotta be facing him, hips rolling, cock sliding, riding him and taking control. he's always worried he'll crush someone below his body (even if they're into that, he still gets nervous)
for getting blown, it's preferable that you are on your knees in front of him. makes you look extra small and submissive. he will put pillows down though, so you're not in pain
for eating ass, he needs you on a sofa or a low surface, hands and knees, ass in the air, so he can crouch behind you and just go to town
G = goofy (are they serious in the moment?)
oh he is not goofy at all. sex is romantic, light-hearted, and he's open to giggling and laughing, but he holds so much reverence for it and you. his sense of humour is often quite dry, and he is more of a smiler than a laugher, and he's no different during sex
H = hair (how well groomed are they?)
he shaves his head and his arms to prevent from being easy to grab in combat BUT the bits we don't see??? hairy as fuck. his chest has a nice triangle of thick hair in the centre, and his pubes are INSANE. they've never been trimmed, never been shaved. thick and dark. they make him look wild, bear-like. soft and fuzzy
I = intimacy (how are they during the moment romantically?)
there is no one more desperate for intimacy than bane. the romance is insane. he's never had sex, he's only ever made love. the closeness of sex isn't enough, being inside of you isn't enough. he has to hold you, feel you, your breath on his skin, your hands touching him, his hands sinking into you. he loves to love, and he loves to tell you how much you mean to him. yeah he roars when he cums, but right after that you'll be told how much he loves you
J = jack off (masturbation headcanons)
when he was younger it felt like part of his necessary maintenance, one of those things he did when he had to. it's not been a priority for him, given his preference for anything physical to have some meaning behind it, or some comfort. if he doesn't have a partner to satisfy his urges with, he'd rather go out and find a one night stand, someone to share the moment with, someone to distract him, someone to fuck his feelings into rather than suffer the loneliness that comes with cumming alone
K = kink (one or more of their kinks)
he leans HEAVY into the size kink, loves feeling like he's big and strong and could stretch or tear or break a partner but knowing he never would
he likes being used, especially if it involves bondage. tie his wrists and ankles up (he'll pretend he can't break free) and then ride his cock or sit on his face and get off
i'm giving him a minor foot fetish (inspired by another writer!!) and you can't stop me. it's more about body worship and appreciation for him, and massaging and relaxing. and he's definitely on the giving end of that deal
but if we're talking body worship, he does like when you oil him up and rub his muscles while you tell him how pretty and strong and sexy he is
and that includes his whole body, especially his armpits. tease the hair, smell his musk, bury your face in them, lick and bite and tickle GOD he's helpless when it comes to that
L = location (favourite places to do the do)
as boring as it makes him seem he is adamant that the best place to have sex is in a bed, a quiet room, privacy, security. lets him feel like he can be vulnerable, like he can focus his full attention just on you instead of worrying about being caught or interrupted. and he's happier somewhere he's familiar with, given his size. he often feels clumsy, so give him a room he knows, a bed he's been in before, and he can give it to you expertly
M = motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
exhaustion. sounds counter intuitive, like it wouldn't work, but nothing gets him going more than coming home from the horrors of his 'day job' to you. a safe space, a warm bed, you in his arms. tired of horrors, of his body being brutalised, returning home is what makes him feel happy and care free enough that he can feel aroused. and if you greet him at the door in the clothes he likes to see you in, gently touching his bruises and wounds, kissing him softly? he'll tear you open right there and then without even closing the door first
N = no (something they wouldn’t do)
there's not much he wouldn't try at least once for a partner, provided there were very stringent rules and boundaries in place. the one thing he's wary of however is anything too physical where intentional pain is involved. he can do a little slapping or spanking, and he's ok with pulling hair, but those aren't things he'll do of his own volition
a harder no for him is probably choking. again, he'll give it a go, but his hands are so big and he's worried he'll forget his own strength and do some unintentional permanent damage
O = oral (preference in giving or receiving & techniques)
listen if you can get your mouth around him he is more than happy for you to suck his cock. he loves the attention and the feeling of someone dedicating themselves to his pleasure. and if you can work his balls at the same time? perfection
he FAR prefers giving than receiving. he is a dedicated eater and sucker. ass, pussy, cock, he'll eat any of them. he loves to express his obsession with you by doing his most. you'd think he was starving, that his life depended on it. but he'll give himself friction burns and a broken nose from pressing into you so hard
P = pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual?
both!! he follows a routine almost. he starts so slow, so romantic. peppering you with kisses, making sure there's not a single bit of your body that he hasn't touched with his love. but once he's inside of you and close to orgasm he gets a little bit carried away, and things get hard and rough and feral
Q = quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex)
he can take them or leave them. he's in it for the connection, so he has a preference for a longer encounter that gives him enough time to shower you in his love and affection. if it's all he can get he'll take a quick rut, but he'd rather wait until he can treat you like you deserve
R = risk (are they game to experiment?)
oh he'll do anything once, or twice. he has some limitation and boundaries, mostly involving his own nerves about his size, but he loves someone who is down to get freaky. plus the idea that you trust him enough to try something risky with him is such a compliment, so he would be hard pressed to reject the offer
S = stamina (how many rounds? how long do they last?)
you'd be surprised by how exhausted he can get. he does put his all into the performance though, so despite his training and muscular physique, it does tire him out. he can give you a good few rounds of the good stuff, even if he can only cum once himself. you're definitely getting a bonus few orgasms to boot
how long he lasts depends on one thing and one thing only: if you can be quiet, then he could go almost all night. if you moan once or say his name under your breath, it's over immediately
T = toy (do they own toys? do they use them?)
absolutely he uses toys. he has a few of his own, but he's always happy for you to introduce him to whatever tools you might be more comfortable with. in his own drawer, however, he is holding some silky bondage rope, a vibrator, and various lengths and sizes of anal beads. they're not an every time kind of thing, but he's a firm believer in a good worker relying on good tools so he's not afraid to suggest them from time to time
U = unfair (how much they like to tease)
he'll try it, there's definitely a mischievous side to him. particularly if spanish isn't your first language, he'll tease you in it as a way to encourage you to learn more. he'll say the dirtiest things imaginable, and then pretend he can't help translate it into your own language to annoy you
physically, he's not much into offering something and not giving it to you straight away. why would he torment both you and himself by not just giving in to demand and doing exactly what feels good and right in the moment?
V = volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make)
as someone who is very aware of the fact he can seem kind of overpowering or dominating in size alone, bane is very conscious of his volume. during sex he prefers to be gentle, so he whispers sweet nothings into your ears, low and breathy compliments, growls that never break the sound barrier and only soft whimpers and whines if he can't hold it all back completely. but when he cums it's a different story. unmeasurable with decibels somehow, he is loud, he is roaring, he is breaking beds, hymens and ear drums
W = wild card (a random headcanon)
ok so totally random thought here, but i think he'd enjoy being dressed up by a partner in any way. it could be something as simple as picking out a tie that matches a shirt. taking him shopping for a nice outfit. even making him put on some lingerie or a sexy costume. he is down for it, because having someone else choose what to put on him means he knows they wanted that, so he gets to feel pretty or sexy or good regardless
X = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on in those pants)
non-venom? it ain't long but it is WIDE. girthy as all hell. like you are not getting your mouth around it without unhinging your jaw like a fucking python. 6-7 inches long, 6-7 inches girth, closer to 8 really. it's veiny, two tone in colour, darker at the base and on his balls and lighter about half way up with a pretty uncut head. he has never thought for a second to shave, so his pubes are unruly and going a little bit grey. and his balls hang LOW, which makes for a delightful treat when they tense up and shift around
with venom? the veins on that thing are ribbed for your pleasure and thicker than the average cock. if you try to fit it inside of you it could split you in two. so good luck out there, soldier. and he might as well be riding around on two space hoppers under him with his poor swollen testicles
Y = yearning (how high is their sex drive and their desire?)
bane would have you surgically attached to him if he could. when he says he yearns for you, he means it. in every way. emotionally, spiritually, but definitely physically. but his sex drive isn't as high as you'd imagine. he's actually more of a physical comfort than action kind of guy. his desires lie in closeness and satisfaction, and those can be achieved without sex necessarily
Z = zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
he puts SO MUCH EFFORT into making sure you are satisfied and then satisfied again and then satisfied just a little bit more beyond that, so when you're a dried up husk and begging for him to stop (something you never think you'll ask him to do, but it always comes) he lets his body collapse beside you and the sleep it almost immediate. his body enters cool down mode and his mind isn't too far behind it. but not before he's made sure you're all good and that he's got his arms around you to hold you tight
"they deyassified the riddler :(( he doesn't slay" WRONG. he absolutely made those silly little cards by hand for batman and was twirling his hair and giggling while he did it. i would know because he told me. he was a fucking twitch streamer with 500 followers and you lot dare to say he did not slay. for shame. paul dano did not go that hard on ave maria to be disrespected like this.
Finnie. Finnie. Walk with me. Guy fucks with fat bitches. We know this. It's canon (ty James Gunn for the Spotify Playlist). I NEED a Guy with a plus size reader.
Maybe she's the Justice Gang's new secretary/liason. Maybe she gets saved by him and he has to keep himself from digging his hands into her sides. Do u see the vision 🙂↕️💙🪿
Guy Gardner x Fem!Reader, word count: 1.2k
linds i literally think about him grabbing and jiggling me every second of the day and i have been thinking about doing this since you sent it in hehehe >:3c 💚
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minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: plus size reader, power dynamics, inappropriate workplace relations lmao, groping, risky touching
The afternoon sun was getting into it's usual position for this time of day. The heat was nice as it shone through the large glass entrance of the Hall of Justice, shining onto your desk as the welcoming face of the organisation. It signalled that it wasn't too long until you could go home, and it always made those last couple of hours so cosy. But as you settled in to get back to an email from Maxwell Lord about what had arrive that day from the couriers, you felt a sudden chill, cast into shadow. As you looked up, you found the culprit staring back down at you with a smarmy grin that showcased his pointed golden tooth.
"Good afternoon, gorgeous."
"I have a name, Mister Gardner."
"And I would rather you called me gorgeous instead of being all formal. But here we are."
He stared at you, unblinking, waiting for you to either laugh or to acquiesce to his request. You of course did neither.
"Do you need something from me, Mister Gardner?"
Guy's face fell as you annunciated his name, obviously trying to make a point. You were going to be a lot more work than he thought you'd be, a lot more than he usually had to put in to get what he wanted. The superhero card was one that he played regularly, and one which had served him well. And from the moment he'd been introduced to you, your pretty round face and your plump curves, he'd intended on seeing if it could win you over. So far, however, he'd found you to be a tough nut to crack. All his charms, his jokes, his flirtations, you'd ignored them.
It was strange, because he was normally good at knowing when to quit. There was always someone else willing to give him the time of day, and maybe their night too. But with you it was different. He didn't want to give up. He wanted you. Wanted to prove himself. It was just as much about his ego now as it was about his lust for your particularly shapely form.
"Actually, I was hoping you could get me the folders that came last week. You put them in the bottom drawer of the file cabinet, right? Gotta bend down for them? Can your skirt take the strain around that big as-"
"Mister Gardner, I have HR on speed dial."
"I'm kidding, I'm kidding!" He raised his hands defensively, hoping to avoid being spoken down to by Maxwell yet again. "I was actually hoping to see any reports that have come in since I got back from saving the world yet again."
He leaned against your desk, his upper body resting on the surface with one arm raised as he flexed his muscles. With a sigh and a roll of your eyes, you turned your attention to the screen, trying your hardest to ignore the shape of him below his clothes as he lazed over your workspace. But as you clicked to search for what he wanted the screen flickered, accompanied simultaneously by a deep rumbling sound. Before you could really assess the sudden changes, the lights in the entrance turned off and on, then off again. Only the sun provided light onto your desk, but that was soon blocked out by the shape of a giant rock hurtling towards the entrance of the building. Without thinking, Guy jumped onto you, grabbing you in his arms. You didn't feel yourself hitting the floor, rather, you felt weightless as he lifted you into the air.
There wasn't much need for his heroics, as it turned out, because the rock never made contact with so much as a sheet of paper. Finally opening your eyes to see the results of the danger, you found Superman waving apologetically, rock in one hand, mouthing a silent apology before he carried what should have been your doom back out of the smashed facade.
"Oooooh… Lord is gonna have a fit."
Guy tutted as he surveyed the wreckage of the entrance, glass and debris covering the floor. You only paid attention to it for a second before you were caught up in the fact that you had been saved by Guy Gardner. No doubt he'd feel like you owed him something. The idea of it didn't disgust you, though. It actually sent a tingle down your spine. Maybe you could give in under the guise of appreciation. After all, he had been so eager to save your life. He was a hero. Your hero.
And as you lay there in his arms, chest heaving as you caught your breath and tried to deal with this sudden surge of strange feelings towards him, you realised how right it felt. Surprisingly, despite all the effort you'd been putting into avoiding having Guy Gardner's hands all over you, you felt secure and safe with him holding you. You were grateful, enough that you might even be inclined to forgive him for his past flirtations and entirely inappropriate leers as he stood over you at your desk for the perfect view at your cleavage. But you became acutely aware of a change in the way his hands felt around you. They were moving, shifting. He was gripping you tighter, fingers kneading at the curves he'd spent so long staring at and now had the opportunity to touch and hold. He was making no effort to disguise the groping, like he might not even be aware of it himself, drunk in lust as he was.
It seemed he noticed himself that his hands had begun wandering, as he coughed and cleared his throat, cheeks burning a little redder not out of exertion at holding on to you but from embarrassment at how easily it had been for him to get distracted by your body even in the face of danger.
"So… Uh, I don't think you're gonna have to work the last couple hours of the day. What do you say I fly you out somewhere for a little drink? Calm your nerves? I know you don't have anything on because your schedule, much like the front of the damn building, is now wide open."
He grinned wide, a wink forming that made your heart skip a beat. But you were determined to try your best not to fall for his charms.
"I think you should put me down soon before your arms give out, Mister Gardner."
He scoffed incredulously, looking down at you cradled in his arms.
"I am insulted, gorgeous. I don't get tired. What do you think I spend my time in the gym lifting for?"
"To stroke your ego in the full length mirrors?"
"No…" He leaned into you, his forehead almost touching yours "…It's so I know I can carry home the prize. What do you think I've been eyeing you up for, huh?"
Guy flashed his mischievous grin once more, goofier than he likely intended it to be, his eyes boring into yours as he silently pleaded with you to just play along with him, finally. As his hand moved down your back, shifting you up against his chest, you noted that it rested conveniently against the curve of your ass, but you were all out of fight now. If anything, you were sinking deeper into him, hoping he might carry you home and skip the drinks entirely.
Artists ✔️ now writers? Will you rec some fic writers?
Absolutely! My beloved peers! 😍💋 In much the same style as the artist list, everyone below is someone who has been nothing but utterly lovely, incredibly skilled, and always kind as we share our love for the craft with each other:
@spyvstailor
@lfthinker
@twinlinds
@sexyinaratkindaway
@gilverrwrites
@partyinthemysterymachine
@panic-prones-blog
@applesontheground
@finniestoncrane
@mothhball
@riddled-with-fear
@yourgaydads
@supervillain-smut
@lawrites
@wander-over-the-words
I also want to throw @voiceboss in here too because he and his lovely lady wife are also fantastic writers and meet the criteria ❤️ xx
