[pbeeanjay]

what a peculiar thing you are

[soldierboys]

MAKE ME CHOOSE: @destielgaysex asked destiel widower arc or destiel s8 purgatory arc

[bedpissercastiel]

[an-android-in-a-tutu]

every so often I think about a two part witch-cursed to be a girl destiel fic that goes like.

Part 1: Dean. Dean gets poofed into a girl by a spell and loudly complains about it. Puts up a huge fuss about how they have to get his dick back as soon as possible. But also. Almost immediately. Starts doing "girl" stuff. Maybe starts with just clothes because well, his don't fit anymore, but pretry quickly he is wearing make-up and heels, listening to pop music, flirting with guys at bars. He's stuck this way for a few weeks so there's a bit of a boil the frog element, but every step of the way he insists that this is simply a natural effect of being in a girl's body, like simply being in possession of a uterus automatically rewrites his personality. Sam has a great deal of consternation about this because he's pretty sure Dean is being sexist? But in an insane way it's impossible to call him out on. After a few bizzarre arguments he tells himself Dean is using this opportunity to try stuff he wouldn't normally and using the "girl" thing as an excuse. (Not untrue but it's nowhere near that conscious). On Dean's end this culminates in him having sex with Cas because she's a girl so it's allowed. She gets turned back immediately afterwards and immediately reverts to normal, makes a lot of noise about how glad she is to be back, and never brings up that one night stand with her best friend.

Part 2. Cas gets hit by a girl curse. Absolutely nothing about his behaviour changes. Dean takes him shopping for clothes and he buys one (1) sundress and has to be talked into wearing a bra under it. He puts the trenchcoat back on over top of the dress. Sam and Dean keep using he/him pronouns for him, he talks and carries himself the same way and is entirely unbothered by the change, a gas station attendant flusteredly calls him sir at one point by mistake.

He has sex with Dean because he models his behaviour on Dean and knows that having sex while one of them is a girl is allowed. He just goes to Dean'a room and offers with no preamble. Dean accepts, and Cas is if anything more direct and assertive than he was last time because he knows this is allowed now. During the encounter Dean has the fleeting thought thay even though Cas is a girl now he's still the guy.

Cue Dean Winchester Gender Meltdown

[pbeeanjay]

dean winchester is saved

[artemis-pendragon]

No drug in existence could replicate the level of evil euphoria I experienced on the night of November 5th 2020. Just pure adrenaline and unfettered dopamine. I lost braincells I didn't even know I had. Destiel Putin Election night u will always be famous

[king-lena]

i won’t lie this is definitely me when i’m completely unaffected and unmoved by my best friend’s love confession

[45percenterthen]

[cat-peach]

posting these for posterity in case i never finish the full thing

[casgirl]

episode where jack goes back in time to some point in like. maybe s7. he meets dean and is like i’m your son from the future and dean is like wait wait. then who’s your mom? and jack just looks at him and squints and does the head tilt and dean’s like. son of a bitch.

[captainchilly]

politics and destiel. the true november 5th experience.

[soldierboys]

no need to check up on dean and cas in heaven, they’re thriving ♡

[slaygentford]

I think the most radical thing dean does to accept his queerness is ask cas to open jars for him 

[destielgaysex]

supernatural season 4

sam: guys i think im the devil incarnate

cas and dean for the past thirty-three minutes:

[kabaks]

[destielgaysex]

[milfsisyphus]

actually love can get crazier than that