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multifandom mess

[doodleswithangie]

For @somecomfies, a winner of the @phandomgives fanworks raffle, who requested a reenactment of this moment from Dan's birthday livestream!

Thank you to everyone who supported and donated this year for Dan’s birthday drive!

[Image description: Comic of Dan and Phil as doctors treating the Pheal, in the style of "The Pitt." Alt text is provided and copied below. End ID]

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Page one:

Dr. Daniel Howell (Senior Attending) and Dr. Phil Lester (2nd Year Resident) race the Pheal (Patient) on a gurney through the hospital hallways.

"The Pheal died!" Phil shouts, dragging an IV with him.

Dan declares, "We gonna need to intubate."

(They've seen "The Pitt," don't worry.)

Page two:

They set the Pheal up in a surgical room. Dan has a scalpel at the ready, and calls to Phil, "Okay, come here. You've seen this before?"

Phil gives a thumbs up. "Yup!"

Page three:

A surgical light backlights Dan and Phil from above as they loom over the patient. Dan takes charge of the procedure as Phil observes.

"Okay, incision. Then do another one. And then I'm gonna stick it in-"

"Fist it! Fist it!"

"And then I'm gonna-"

"Yeah."

"Connect the thing. 3-2-1."

Page four:

Dan wipes his brow. "And we've got airflow!"

Phil checks on a fully healed, happy Pheal. "Phey're back!"

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[doodleswithangie]

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[hustlerose]

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