~I'm allergic to bananas~

Hello :) Ivette | 18 | she/her | NCSSM And my sexual orientation is literally a picture of a carrot; which is to say, I have no idea. Oh, and I'm Cuban. Really, I'm just a nerd who really really really loves being alive. And long-winded.

[andhumanslovedstories]

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

[andhumanslovedstories]

Hey there guys. It’s me, in 2022, commenting on this post from 2016. There’s been a lot of people on this site lately being like “oooh no don’t make viral uwu I’m so pathetic, little, and defenseless and my poor notifications can’t handle 10k reblogs” well first of all ALL of us are pathetic, little, and defenseless and secondly none of our notifications can handle 10k reblogs and thirdly I’m not a coward and I think this should have a million notes. Not because of its own merit as a post, I just think it’d be funny if when I turn 30 this year and I reflect on the greatest accomplishments of my life thus far, I have to at least consider putting “famous tumblr popcorn post” on the list

[cryptotheism]

There is a voice in your head that wants you to prove how you're actually the smartest person in the room. That voice is the devil, and it will make you chronically unfuckable.

[laniidae-passerine]

Our Flag Means Death Reductress headlines (1/?)

[heedra]

i’ve mixed cranberry mikes harder and cucumber lime gatorade into a drink i like to call “the flavor” because like. you drink this shit and your tongue is like “there’s a taste here. you are experiencing a flavor” but when you go to open the door there’s no flavor there. it comes back with an undefined error in the flavor column. it’s the missingno of flavors. it so absolutely and definitely tastes like something and that thing is nothing.

[xgutter-glitterx]

im going to make this brb

[xgutter-glitterx]

okay so i found a gas station that had the stuff so i made it

diagnosis: it tastes?

[tenorgender]

this post reminds me of that one time a coldstone employee i knew by the name of jacob fucked up the ratios or something on a watermelon yogurt sorbet and produced an ice cream that genuinely tasted like nothing. not bland not water but nothing - like, the texture was perfect, your mouth reacted as if it was slightly tangy like most sorbets, but you actually tasted nothing at all. and if you mixed it with something it didn’t taste like 100% the other flavor either, it tasted like 50% that flavor and 50% nothing. like a distinct and identifiable lack of taste. my brain trying to comprehend the total absence of flavor became so overwhelming that i quit ¾ of the way into one scoop. we called it the jacob’s special and every day i long for its return

[huffylemon]

Part 2 of whatever the hell this meme is

[shittymoviedetails]

[genderqueerpositivity]

The gay establishment has always taken “L.G.B.T.” to mean “gay, with lesbian in parentheses, throw out the bisexuals, and put trans on for a little bit of window dressing.” But I’m not interested in trans inclusion in a gay movement narrowly focused on marriage and military inclusion, hate crime legislation, gentrification, consumerism and patriotism.

The gay movement would like us to think that gay marriage will give everyone housing and health care; that openly gay soldiers pressing buttons in Nevada to obliterate Somali villages means homophobia is on the wane; that strengthening the criminal legal system through hate crime legislation will bring murdered queers back to life. This is what we lose when we think of identity as an endpoint – just add “gay” (or even less acceptable terms like “queer” or “trans”) to any oppressive institution, and suddenly you have the new civil rights struggle. Gay marriage, gays in the military, gay members of Congress, gay priests, gay cops — what’s next?

For me, the possibility of a trans or queer politic lies in using identity as a starting point for challenging the violence of the world around us, and building something else, creating more possibilities for everyone. I’m interested in a movement that fights for universal access to basic needs, as a starting point — housing, health care, food, the right to stay in this country or leave if you want to, a sex life that matters. I’m interested in gender, sexual, social and political self-determination. The possibility of a trans or queer identity lies in annihilating all hierarchies and creating something else in the ruins, something bolder and more caring, communal and daring.

Mattilda Bernstein Sycamore, “An L.G.B.T. Movement Should Be More Radical”

October 15, 2013

[dyken]

doodled these

words by Danusha Lameris “Feeding The Worms”

[cryptidunknown]

3500 years ago a bunch of people decided to build a tower to the sky and now I have to worry about keeping up my Duolingo streak

[hell-propaganda]

why would you blame the people reaching for heaven instead of the god who cursed them

[thea-nymo]

It wasn't god who cursed them. They built too high and entered the Duolingo Owl's realm.

[ewil]

coping with the pain of living by being a little silly

[bvbblebeam]

good morning gay people!!

[ottermatopoeia]

[broad-city]

[ryuko-archive]

still don’t really understand how some people have trouble just being nice

[the-fault-in-our-balls]

Oh my gosh you’re such a good person. Hey everybody come look at how much of a good person this is.

[ryuko-archive]

i literally cannot comprehend how you got offended by this but thanks for proving my point anyway

[dolcifool]

[dragonthief2991]

I don’t mean to distract from OP’s post but my dash won’t let me see what the second image is, it’s just showing me this:

And I am losing my goddam mind.

[lynati]

You know what this reminds me of, only in reverse? …

wait. shit. oh god. I can’t unsee it…

[amemait]

Can someone put this one in on the reverse? with the ‘no fear –> Be Kind to each other –> one fear’?

[turtlehasknife]

[clown-strife-deactivated2021041]

The original comic was about Simpsons porn?

[awed-frog]

This is possibly the most tumblr-y tumblr post I’ve ever seen.

[vaynglory-deactivated20210927]

the other day i learned that taking a long time to fall asleep is called “sleep latency” which is just the funniest thing to me tbh

me, tossing and turning until 2 am: the lag…

[the-memeblades-chosen-one]

napping is easy because your brain is connecting to the Sleep Server at low traffic hours for your region.

when everyone is trying to get on the Sleep Server during high traffic hours, night in your region, the lag is at its worst and many people can’t even connect to the server at all that’s why falling asleep at night is hard thank you for coming to my ted talk

[creepish]

God gives his silliest battles to his funniest clowns

[frottinq]

society and makeup companies to women at all times: you have to wear makeup, like you literally have to or else you look like a corpse, so wear it you fucking corpse. aren't you terrified of getting old? aren't you insecure about your little blemishes? we have the $80 solution.

someone online: you don't have to wear makeup

someone else in response, without fail, every single time: yeah but it's okay if you want to wear makeup :). I mean, it's a personal choice, which involves no coercion from the constant social pressures that dictate how women should present themselves, so go ahead! Don't let mean people bully you into thinking it's okay to have flaws in your skin.

[orphic-mysteries]

My cousin, all dressed up and about to go to some club: “hey can I borrow that that pink lipstick you were wearing the other day?”

Me, sitting cross-legged on a stool, trying to inhale the smoke of burning bay leaves in front of me because I want to see if you can get high on that shit since it’s rumoured that the priestess of Delphi used to do that, but no one is sure if it really worked, you know: “it’s on my desk”

My cousin: “okay… have… fun…”

[orphic-mysteries]

I just realized I was subconsciously trying to recreate this painting

[orphic-mysteries]

Apollo speak to me