Wehlcohm tu ze Sheetshow

[my-dailydreams]

[le-dumpster-fyre]

Can’t believe the cat killed your dad and you just took a freaking picture

[insaneandlovingit]

You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.

[problemnyatic]

desired you while the women flee

[le-dumpster-fyre]

’Cause they’d swim into your space

And leave puddles every place

They only long to smooch you on the

Face~

[theconstitutionisgayculture]

Me when I don't know a single thing about the opinions or personal lives of my favorite authors and actors:

[bigredm38-6]

J.R.R. Tolkien?

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

He dead, you have to let him go

[le-dumpster-fyre]

*clinging to his corpse with my skinny little Gollum fingers* YOU CAN’T MAKE ME

[lonelywoodland]

Via woodlarking

[riflebrass]

Chris McCandless did both.

[le-dumpster-fyre]

Too soon-

(checks dates)

… Boy I feel old.

[bedupolker]

My valentine. Don't be jealous.

[twinkiesdraws]

Love seeing this beautiful lady when im in chicago. blow her a little kiss whenever i see her

[le-dumpster-fyre]

Hey dude, ^^^ this guy blowing kisses at your valentine!

[recoiloperated]

Dead wife flashback montage but when it ends she's sitting next to me alive and well eating a bowl of Cheerios. (She was taking a bath in the other room and I missed her.)

[le-dumpster-fyre]

Can’t find it now, but I once saw a life insurance ad where the wife is talking about how helpful her husband’s policy has been and she says “I wish I could thank him.” Darker lighting. Somber music.

Then husband walks behind the couch and says “You’re welcome, honey.”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

actually the "honking" is their mating call, hope this helps :)

[drink-yo-water]

The clowns?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

The clowns.

[dinogir1]

If you hear nothing, it mean's they're hunting

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

common misconception! if you listen closely you can hear the faint squeaking of elongated footsteps creeping up behind you

[le-dumpster-fyre]

Which is more dangerous?

Pack of clowns: more grabby hands to snatch you with, but increased chance one will trip and everyone else will trip in a perfectly timed pratfall (believed to be an evolutionary defense tactic)

OR

one singular clown: might be easier to fight off, but he has the advantage of already being in your home hall closet leftmost corner

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*haunts your narrative even tho u specifically asked me not to*

[le-dumpster-fyre]

*spritzing you with water blessed by a librarian* Fuck off!

[gayvampyr]

adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

[gayvampyr]

it’s time

[animeengineer]

Dang, missed it. Reschedule?

[le-dumpster-fyre]

Sorry, had a THING™

[assignedmale]

Ghouls.

[le-dumpster-fyre]

Loathe as I am to reblog from this individual, it does need saying: this you?

“Let’s take a moment to mourn the victims of violence… unless I don’t like them. Then I will post a comic making it all about me within hours, flood the tags with bitterness and plug my ko-fi.”

Also, this is just cute:

I guess no violence actually happened, folks; and if you think it did, your a fascist.

Literally ANYONE can be a monster - but when you start pretending one group can’t be, never is, is JUSTIFIED, you give everyone in that group a free pass to cause harm.

[assignedmale]

We are still learning about what happened yesterday. However, each passing day one thing gets clearer and clearer : anti-trans grifters have blood on their hands.

[golem-brigadier]

Far-leftists have to grapple with the fact that the shooter is a far-leftist and that her ideology isn't that different from theirs.

[frankenstinegirlz]

no they fucking wernt? She was a neo nazi

[golem-brigadier]

Wow, what a neonazi to say 🙄🙄🙄

[feminismisstillahatemovement]

Always interesting seeing how people's brains work differently. I went:

[le-dumpster-fyre]

I like finding groups

[disgruntled-foreign-patriarch]

I gotta say, there are very few things more Quintessentially American than Storm Chasing. Seriously.

Like, "Hey, see that big ass scary storm? The one that's probably hella destructive and pretty sure to have tornados and other crazy shit? Let's drive into it and see what happens."

[mornington-the-crescent]

[le-dumpster-fyre]

In the film “Twisters”, a gang of jackass storm chasers drive directly into a tornado and set off fireworks just to see what happens. From that moment on, I lost all interest in our stiff-shirt “heroes” (and, given the progression of the plot, so did the filmmakers). Didn’t have any emotional investment in weather science trauma heroine, but dumb fuck cowboy McGee? He’s the guy I wanna follow.

[disgruntled-foreign-patriarch]

Dumb Fuck Cowboy McGee ended up being pretty intelligent too. Knew his stuff. Respected Nature.

He just knew how to have fun as well.

[theconstitutionisgayculture]

The most shocking thing about Twisters is how he didn't get horribly killed by being a dumbass right after telling Weather Science Trauma Heroine she belonged in the kitchen or something.

[le-dumpster-fyre]

It definitely seemed like that’s where they were heading, and I’m glad they didn’t. My boy Dumb Fuck made the film a halfway enjoyable sequel.

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

[were--ralph]

i sent this gif to a black cowowker at work then later asked my white manager if he likes apple fritters and he was like "i fuckin love apple friters" and she laughed so hard she got a migraine

[sindri42]

nobody is gonna get offended by this because the people being joked about love apple fritters too much

[le-dumpster-fyre]

I saw a video titled something like “Songs All White People Love”, and at first I was offended, but then I was like “… They’re really good songs, though. Like… all of them. Oh no… the white person was me all along!”

[le-dumpster-fyre]

I HAVE ACQUIRED THE MINERAL

Thanks, @uncle-beanbag-gaming!

[billburtboggens]

bro I have so many beautiful spots, neat and tidy. Well lit. And you took the photo of this precious new household item on the messy, poorly lit counter ? You’re killin me! 😜

[le-dumpster-fyre]

It’s an example of my endless joy and eagerness with the new acquisition. Taking the picture in any other spot would have required precious seconds which could not be spared. Now kindly fuck off (affectionate) or I shall be forced to post your picture with my son.

[le-dumpster-fyre]

I HAVE ACQUIRED THE MINERAL

Thanks, @uncle-beanbag-gaming!

[ringvamp]

using her acceptance speech to highlight the la protests, gaza & trans rights that’s MY swamp princess

[otakuvampyre]

What "democratic right to protest" let's you set cars on fire, burn and loot stores and attack people?

Last I checked, that wasn't protestation, but rioting. And we have no right to riot.

Should the military be called in? No. But presenting it this way is not presenting it truthfully, based on the information I've seen so far.

[yourtoradorasextendedwarranty]

No. I disagree. The military should be called in. These are malicious actors, being violent, and stopping law enforcement from doing their jobs. At the bare minimum it is sedition at the most it is insurrection. Especially considering the illegals here are waving the flags of their home countries on our soil, as if they have a right to break the law.

Nah. Send in the Marines. I don't care anymore.

[le-dumpster-fyre]

Anyone who wants to say destruction and theft are justified because it’s a